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Old 03-08-2011, 01:32 AM
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Exclamation *BS Thread* Friendly Heckling At It's Best!

Well, since many of us enjoy heckling other members all in fun......Cole Graham and I have decided to make this BS Thread so we can drag our rude and inappropriate comments out of the serious posts and into this thread.

There will be a couple rules however:

1.) For those of us who check this site at work, it must remain work safe image wise. We know how much Cole likes to look at men in banana hammocks posing on John Deere tractors but lets try and keep it clean picture wise.

2.) This is a friendly thread where we can make jokes about people, cars etc. If you can't take the jokes.....don't bother reading. There will be a plentiful amount of truck driver LS2 owner jokes so if it hurts your feelings then feel free to
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you dick...you are still just upset that you have to grow a mullet in order to drive that baby poo green Fox Body.

ooo wait, you cant drive it since you have no motor. BITCH! bet my truck motor looks good now, haha.
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Oh and I forgot to introduce you to our fellow V owner Cole Graham.
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thats a sweet mullet...i should be your insperation for your mullet.
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Originally Posted by ColeGraham
you dick...you are still just upset that you have to grow a mullet in order to drive that baby poo green Fox Body.

ooo wait, you cant drive it since you have no motor. BITCH! bet my truck motor looks good now, haha.
Only thing that looks good about that pile-o-**** LS2 would be using it to tow my **** from the pits.
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Oh ****..... subscribing for some good laughs.
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Originally Posted by Snake_Skinner
Oh ****..... subscribing for some good laughs.
if you want real laughs...just look at itsslow98's Mullet Machine
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Originally Posted by ColeGraham
if you want real laughs...just look at itsslow98's Mullet Machine
Not bad coming from the guy who got a hard on and facebook messaged me about a $5000 ford focus on craigslist.
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Hell ya LOL
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Originally Posted by ColeGraham
i did beat off to that focus, and now i will do it again.
haha funny thing is, your wheels kinda match they look like smaller versions of the cts-v accessory wheels. now we know why you like it so much.
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yall have too much free time... So eat my truck motor, have a coke and a smile and keep the funnays coming. But really you shuold try a little harder and make this a little more interesting. KTHNXBI
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Does that Thing got a hemi? Or it is the dreaded 5 points OHHH? lol
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This is to all the homo's that plan on dating my daughters when they become teenagers.

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taht sign needs some tell tale holes in it. maybe even a empty casing or two. Demonstrate the caliber of your signs intent.
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Originally Posted by CTSVBiggie
taht sign needs some tell tale holes in it. maybe even a empty casing or two. Demonstrate the caliber of your signs intent.
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Much better...

Or you could just go this way


Though whomever wanted that Focus might be all for this kind of treatment.
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Finally.....A thread where Cole can express his douchebaggery
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this thread makes my ***** moist...
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Originally Posted by itsslow98
He totally does
raven see above...because i totally do...nothing gets me going like sweaty man love.

Originally Posted by JD03Cobra
This is to all the homo's that plan on dating my daughters when they become teenagers.

teenage daughters...giggty

Originally Posted by CTSVBiggie
i bet Bama has that sign at his house...he tired to lure me to his backwoods Alabama "mansion" at point point.

Originally Posted by bamacaddy
Finally.....A thread where Cole can express his douchebaggery
my douche baggery knows no bounds...

Originally Posted by liqidvenom
this thread makes my ***** moist...
keep the dog to quit licking you nuts...or stop putting peanut butter on there and he will stop...and besides, it Health class served me right if you are getting moist down there from excitement, chances are you have a Vagina.

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or perspiration


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