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Thought some of you might like the story Yahoo.com is doing on used cars.......here is what they are saying about the camaro

USED CAMARO
Any Camaro Wearing Death Metal Stickers
There’s a lot of good to be said about old Camaros: They were available with small-block V-8s, massaged right they handle well, and they’re dirt-cheap. But it’s also true that these cars attract the sort of buyer who saves his greatest loyalty for death metal legends like Slayer, Necrophagia, and Morbid Angel. Vehicle care isn’t a top priority when you have three kids by four different women and a serious meth addiction.
Caution: Beyond the band-loyalty stickers, look out for crumpled parole reports, old visitor’s passes from prominent penal institutions, and abandoned toothless children in the hatchback area. And if it smells like meth, it’s meth.
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What? No mention of a Mullet or trailer park
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It's no wonder I've never fit in with you other Camaro guys.
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Originally Posted by Brangeta
It's no wonder I've never fit in with you other Camaro guys.
Yeah I was thinking the same thing.
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Hmmm. only thing i found in my camaro when i bought it was a ratted out sub-box, misc. wiring connectors, about 11 empty beer cans, and a taco bell receipt.

The authors knowledge of the smell of meth makes me question his credability.
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i laughed a little when i read the part about meth but it wasnt really necessary =/
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Originally Posted by beauimpala
Thought some of you might like the story Yahoo.com is doing on used cars.......here is what they are saying about the camaro

USED CAMARO
Any Camaro Wearing Death Metal Stickers
There’s a lot of good to be said about old Camaros: They were available with small-block V-8s, massaged right they handle well, and they’re dirt-cheap. But it’s also true that these cars attract the sort of buyer who saves his greatest loyalty for death metal legends like Slayer, Necrophagia, and Morbid Angel. Vehicle care isn’t a top priority when you have three kids by four different women and a serious meth addiction.
Caution: Beyond the band-loyalty stickers, look out for crumpled parole reports, old visitor’s passes from prominent penal institutions, and abandoned toothless children in the hatchback area. And if it smells like meth, it’s meth.
Okay, that ones a new one for me. How do you have 3 kids with
4 different women?
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Must have been written by a Mustang guy.
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Originally Posted by OSU Football Fan
Okay, that ones a new one for me. How do you have 3 kids with
4 different women?
You've never been to a trailer park have you?
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Originally Posted by OSU Football Fan
Okay, that ones a new one for me. How do you have 3 kids with
4 different women?
maybe one wasnt really a woman... if it came off bragg blvd back home then its confirmed
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Originally Posted by beauimpala
But it’s also true that these cars attract the sort of buyer who saves his greatest loyalty for death metal legends like Slayer, Necrophagia, and Morbid Angel.
At least they got something right. I was also surprised there was no honerable metion of the mullet!
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Originally Posted by OSU Football Fan
Okay, that ones a new one for me. How do you have 3 kids with
4 different women?
haha this is funny as hell



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