Fart Can machines get a wet-nap.
10-11-2008, 11:54 PM
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Fart Can machines get a wet-nap. Hey guys, thought I share a story with you.
So I am heading home from a long night at work, I worked overtime from 12 to 12 so needless to say I was pretty beat. I decided to take the highway home, though its a longer route, there is less shifting. Right as I merge onto I94 toward home I get a call from my neighbor. We exchange laughs about the previous drunken night of fun and so forth. I no sooner hang up and two Ricers come farting past me on either side. Curious I set my phone down and throw it in third and begin to pursue. As I begin to catch them I notice that they are throwing revs and flashers and all sorts of ricer garbage at each other. I thought what the hell I'll play ball too. I94 is three lanes across so I skip over into the farthest right lane and begin my own display of stupidity. I get a clear view of the culprits, from their blue painted wheels and their mismatching and unfitting body kits. The asshat next to me even had those stupid looking fake hood scoops. Anyways... The chump on the end begins the honks! beep...beep...beep. I nail it. We are dead even. Bam! I slam it in 4th. I start to pull head, with captain hood scoops at my bumper. Bam! I throw it in 5th. We are doing at least 100 now. More and more I pull away from the group and right about 110 They shut down. I see my exit coming, so I throw my hazards on make the exit. Captain hood scoop pursues coming right on my ***. As soon as it open up he tried to do a fly by, but I already anticipated his asshatery. I nailed again! This time he didn't even get close to me and I left him the dust. Not sure where he went from there, but I hope he realizes what a pos hes driving. When I got home I gave my sunfire a pat on the back as I pulled it into its spot. "You did me proud little buddy" I said under my breath.
There's my story hope you enjoyed it. I bet you though I was talking about my camaro huh? Not its a stock sunfire GT M5. LOL!
So I am heading home from a long night at work, I worked overtime from 12 to 12 so needless to say I was pretty beat. I decided to take the highway home, though its a longer route, there is less shifting. Right as I merge onto I94 toward home I get a call from my neighbor. We exchange laughs about the previous drunken night of fun and so forth. I no sooner hang up and two Ricers come farting past me on either side. Curious I set my phone down and throw it in third and begin to pursue. As I begin to catch them I notice that they are throwing revs and flashers and all sorts of ricer garbage at each other. I thought what the hell I'll play ball too. I94 is three lanes across so I skip over into the farthest right lane and begin my own display of stupidity. I get a clear view of the culprits, from their blue painted wheels and their mismatching and unfitting body kits. The asshat next to me even had those stupid looking fake hood scoops. Anyways... The chump on the end begins the honks! beep...beep...beep. I nail it. We are dead even. Bam! I slam it in 4th. I start to pull head, with captain hood scoops at my bumper. Bam! I throw it in 5th. We are doing at least 100 now. More and more I pull away from the group and right about 110 They shut down. I see my exit coming, so I throw my hazards on make the exit. Captain hood scoop pursues coming right on my ***. As soon as it open up he tried to do a fly by, but I already anticipated his asshatery. I nailed again! This time he didn't even get close to me and I left him the dust. Not sure where he went from there, but I hope he realizes what a pos hes driving. When I got home I gave my sunfire a pat on the back as I pulled it into its spot. "You did me proud little buddy" I said under my breath.
There's my story hope you enjoyed it. I bet you though I was talking about my camaro huh? Not its a stock sunfire GT M5. LOL!
10-12-2008, 01:20 AM
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Awesome kill with the sunfire. Had an 04 with an a4 myself. Sounds like fun to me especially cuz they were probably thinking they were gonna kill your american econobox too. I used to do that to ricer dummies around here with my g5.
