View Full Version : I Need a good lay tonight


LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 02:44 PM
Anyone got a girlfriend they wanna let me borrow or a friend they know of that is pretty cute nice body and are up for it?


hahahaha ok useless thread so where is 818lsx for this one?

WS6 Rampage
01-06-2009, 02:48 PM
Random and just wrong bro. :lol:

The Batman
01-06-2009, 02:48 PM
awesome...

94'BLKBRD
01-06-2009, 02:57 PM
superb

ROCNDAV
01-06-2009, 02:57 PM
Anyone got a girlfriend they wanna let me borrow or a friend they know of that is pretty cute nice body and are up for it?


hahahaha ok useless thread so where is 818lsx for this one?


TImes are pretty tough now that they've busted up all of those Arcadia "Massage" parlors, eh? :lol:

hlaalu
01-06-2009, 02:59 PM
order one from russia.

04cobra13
01-06-2009, 03:00 PM
im a pimp, how much you trying to spend?

beezer1519
01-06-2009, 03:45 PM
go on c-list lol

nevrlift13
01-06-2009, 03:47 PM
LOL...this fuckin guy here

150.00 gets a girl to ur door....after that its up to u to "negotiate" a deal....c-list x2

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 03:56 PM
LOL I figured you guys would like this, I thought it would liven up the board for a bit.

$150 huh? hmmmm hahahaha.

ROCNDAV
01-06-2009, 04:26 PM
Is she Asian? :lol:

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 04:29 PM
I dunno asians are ok a lot of time it looks like someone slammed a door in their face, I like all races though the longest relationship I ever had was with a black chick she was cool as hell, I was dumb as fuck, such is how it goes.

I have yet to have a persian and don't feel like spending the extra effort on them they think they are hott shit but meh whatevs.

ROCNDAV
01-06-2009, 04:32 PM
I dunno asians are ok a lot of time it looks like someone slammed a door in their face, I like all races though the longest relationship I ever had was with a black chick she was cool as hell, I was dumb as fuck, such is how it goes.

I have yet to have a persian and don't feel like spending the extra effort on them they think they are hott shit but meh whatevs.


Not to mention, that they might kill you afterwards for being an infedel :lol:

(I know I know, persians are not arabs)

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 04:38 PM
Good evening Infedels, I keel you. LOL man that was funny, man the worst time for these jokes was just after 9/11 I know my best friends dad is from lebanon, when we would go out somewhere with the families his dad would say something and people would give him a scared look, but ironically enough he is a civil engineer for GE and designed the only valve in the world that is the final fail safe valve for the Nuclear powerplants for GE, it can withstand more pressure than other fail safe valve for the powerplants, I thought that was hilarious that he works with nuclear stuff and made something to protect us from going kaboom and people would always look at him with that look almost like they wanted to scream terrorist.


Ok back on topic lets speak of good places to get laid, or if you are tired of your gf and want her to get the point I will help ya with that.. Hahaha.



Not to mention, that they might kill you afterwards for being an infedel :lol:

(I know I know, persians are not arabs)

camarojunky74
01-06-2009, 05:29 PM
so is your right hand to busy for its usual duty or what?

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 05:37 PM
Yeah man besides I am left handed.

c5z28
01-06-2009, 05:38 PM
craigslist is your friend

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 05:39 PM
Hahaha I saw that once dude that is ridiculous seriously people go on there to get dates I mean come on.

c5z28
01-06-2009, 05:41 PM
No go on the casual encounters section-fuck dates :lol:

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 05:42 PM
what there is a casual encounters section?? no way I gotta see this now that is fuckin funny, ROFL.

c5z28
01-06-2009, 05:46 PM
Dude you have not lived it's on left side of the page under the "personals" third from the bottom. Be careful all the chicks w/ pics get banned so you have to go fishing with a shotgun. Trade a bunch of pics with 20 men and hope you get a few lonely chicks in the group :lmao:

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 05:47 PM
Check this shit out she pays for gas....
Good Time (http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cas/982936544.html)

Ohh wow this has made my day sooo much more entertaining. hahahahahaha I can't stop laughing my coworkers think I am on drugs.

TireSm0ke
01-06-2009, 05:48 PM
haha adam I cant tell if your serious bout this shit

c5z28
01-06-2009, 05:52 PM
oh god no you have to stay away from the whales!

Just athought I wonder how long this thread will last before the nazis delete it:lol:

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 05:53 PM
I am soo not I thought it would be funny, to throw a mix into the board today I was actually kinda bored here at work not much to do, kinda helped with a networking issue but nothing major.

This shit is funny some chick is looking for a guy to hook up with to take pictures with, I am guessing her intro into the porn seen. Fuck I now have something to make my life seem that much better that people post this on c-list. Damn what happened to the good ol days of meeting slutty bitches in a bar.

I don't how long it will be but damn 2 pages hopefully we can keep it going.

c5z28
01-06-2009, 05:58 PM
start asking girls out and post there responses, who knows maybe you'll give us a good story.

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 06:06 PM
Lol man this would be too much fun, hell why not got nothing else to do while sitting here at work. LMAO ROFL, this shit is too funny. I really can't believe people post this on the internet.

c5z28
01-06-2009, 06:18 PM
It works, I won't be surprised when you find yourself a nice hood rat ahhahaha

ZexGX
01-06-2009, 06:21 PM
I have yet to have a persian and don't feel like spending the extra effort on them they think they are hott shit but meh whatevs.

LOL... Buddy of mine has. He even got her to say BAKALAK! that night. LOL.

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 06:21 PM
Ohh man that would be fuckin funny. Hood rat lookin for successful single male, hahahaha. Ohhh mylanta.

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 06:22 PM
LOL... Buddy of mine has. He even got her to say BAKALAK! that night. LOL.

Too damn funny man, ohh and nice I see you have quoted me in your sig, thats too funny.

cruiSSin LS1
01-06-2009, 06:25 PM
craigslist is your friend

haha...my buddies told me about that...and they have actually...umm u know, got some from craigslist, wacky but its no myth

Hahaha I saw that once dude that is ridiculous seriously people go on there to get dates I mean come on.

its not for actual dates... people r just looking for "friends" for the night...personally i think its weird...but hey, gotta do what ya gotta do...i cant wait till my friends get busted by chris hansen (that dateline show is no joke)

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 06:29 PM
^^^

Yeah Well now we have a thread made for someone to find a way to get laid. Wow I would have never thought to look on craigslist, nor will I do it, really not my speed of things this thread has become one of the most fun I have ever seen, I am surprised my dumb ass made it hahaha.

c5z28
01-06-2009, 06:45 PM
are really epic threads ever made by intelligent people?

beezer1519
01-06-2009, 06:46 PM
actually some on c-list are hookers lmao friend of a friend story and they post up on there can you believe that shit iHookers lmao

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 06:48 PM
are really epic threads ever made by intelligent people?

Ah yeah man point well taken.



actually some on c-list are hookers lmao friend of a friend story and they post up on there can you believe that shit Ihookers lmao

I just saw that one of them had me laughing it was about some latina and she was like 150 gets you the best head ever, 250 gets you everything then it says help me out. Should more or less say fuckin fuck me so my pimp doesn't beat me anymore cause Im too coked out to function on the street.

c5z28
01-06-2009, 06:49 PM
kinda hard to say no to a hooker when they got you by the rod and say 50 to play.

beezer1519
01-06-2009, 06:51 PM
Ah yeah man point well taken.





I just saw that one of them had me laughing it was about some latina and she was like 150 gets you the best head ever, 250 gets you everything then it says help me out. Should more or less say fuckin fuck me so my pimp doesn't beat me anymore cause Im too coked out to function on the street.

lol coked out yeah right not for those prices that biatch is just a straight up hooker for money... druggies are less demanding on the price lmao

c5z28
01-06-2009, 06:53 PM
I'll suck yo dick fo a dolla-please!

hlaalu
01-06-2009, 06:54 PM
Ah yeah man point well taken.





I just saw that one of them had me laughing it was about some latina and she was like 150 gets you the best head ever, 250 gets you everything then it says help me out. Should more or less say fuckin fuck me so my pimp doesn't beat me anymore cause Im too coked out to function on the street.

$150 for a blowjob?!?!?! that price better be for a 6 pack or something

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 06:59 PM
Very true man but damn I ain't gonna fork over money to no broad like that maybe take her on a date then screw her but gotta do it classy like...

LS1Adam84
01-06-2009, 07:00 PM
$150 for a blowjob?!?!?! that price better be for a 6 pack or something

Just one??? damn dude for me to fork that kinda money over she better get me good and liquored up I mean some Single barrel whiskey aged 25 years.

c5z28
01-06-2009, 07:09 PM
Nah just put a roofie in her drink, or my favorite
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/xoxpashyxox/De-motivational/Chloroform.jpg as many times as you want for the cost of a drink:lol:

beezer1519
01-06-2009, 07:15 PM
yo resize the pic i can't see it

mikejones
01-06-2009, 07:17 PM
Mike Jones has girls for crack

c5z28
01-06-2009, 07:17 PM
Your computer just sucks heres a link- http://photobucket.com/images/chloroform/?page=2&userinit=true&source=homepage

BigDaddyBry
01-06-2009, 07:56 PM
Was sitting in the BevMo parking lot in Rancho, taking a conference call, and some homeless looking girl walks up, carrying a car seat, asks for money. She was cute in that homeless-desperate-feining-carrying-a-baby type of way. Let her know I don't give money for nothing.

Homeless chicks are like fat chicks, they swallow cause they're hungry.

BigDaddyBry
01-06-2009, 07:57 PM
j/k (only the 1st 2 sentences are true)

c5z28
01-06-2009, 08:09 PM
found new sig

BackInBlack02
01-06-2009, 08:31 PM
Good evening Infedels, I keel you. LOL man that was funny, .....

Jeff Dunham, been wanting to catch a show, always sold out.

off topic, I know, but Achmed with his poliosis flesh wound is some funny shit!!.

CaliforniaBoy5
01-06-2009, 08:37 PM
found new sig

oh man that made my night! :D

98TAjwh
01-07-2009, 12:49 AM
you can always count on adam for a laugh.

here's something you can do at work to entertain yourself since we're talking about c-list casual encounters; a couple years ago i was checking my work email to find an email from some guy i had never heard of with a couple attachments. i opened the first one and it was a pretty harmless profile pic of the guy sending the email. thought nothing of it till i opened the second attachment and what did i see? A GIANT PILE OF COCK!!! :barf: apparently some of the guys at work were playing this game where they look for people who leave their profile accounts open and unattended, sign into casual encounters, and post you're request for manly loving/date with a tranny/bi-curious? it definitely catches people off gaurd when they open up a reply to something like that. so have fun at work with this one!!!

c5z28
01-07-2009, 04:03 AM
ahh damn, next step post home address and wait for the look on the dudes face in the morning :lol:

ROCNDAV
01-07-2009, 11:36 AM
Was sitting in the BevMo parking lot in Rancho, taking a conference call, and some homeless looking girl walks up, carrying a car seat, asks for money. She was cute in that homeless-desperate-feining-carrying-a-baby type of way. Let her know I don't give money for nothing.

Homeless chicks are like fat chicks, they swallow cause they're hungry.

Not to mention that if they are crack addicts, they are probably missing some teeth and give good gummers :lol:

cruiSSin LS1
01-07-2009, 04:10 PM
ill have my buddies send me the pics they showed me of the c-list escorts...they r not bad either...

LS1Adam84
01-07-2009, 06:22 PM
Yeah man I always say Im noy the most attractive or the cooolest but damnit I am fuckin funny and it works well enough to get the ladies to take off their pants.....





With help from chloroform... Hahahaha


you can always count on adam for a laugh.

here's something you can do at work to entertain yourself since we're talking about c-list casual encounters; a couple years ago i was checking my work email to find an email from some guy i had never heard of with a couple attachments. i opened the first one and it was a pretty harmless profile pic of the guy sending the email. thought nothing of it till i opened the second attachment and what did i see? A GIANT PILE OF COCK!!! :barf: apparently some of the guys at work were playing this game where they look for people who leave their profile accounts open and unattended, sign into casual encounters, and post you're request for manly loving/date with a tranny/bi-curious? it definitely catches people off gaurd when they open up a reply to something like that. so have fun at work with this one!!!

m6ttop
01-08-2009, 12:18 AM
Homeless chicks are like fat chicks, they swallow cause they're hungry.
:rotflmao:
You are wise beyond your years.LOL

ssbowtie1
01-08-2009, 01:11 AM
I might know someone that's interested.

5'7" thin, tan skin, dark hair.

PM me if you want contact info...






























...He would love to meet you.

The Batman
01-08-2009, 01:28 AM
hhehehe:lol:

black_phoenix
01-08-2009, 02:25 AM
I will never i say NEVER use craigslist to get bitchz to fuck..... EVER!!!!

LS1Adam84
01-08-2009, 07:15 AM
That was some funny shit man thanks that made me laugh..... Ohhh man.




I might know someone that's interested.

5'7" thin, tan skin, dark hair.

PM me if you want contact info...






























...He would love to meet you.

lt1 hawk
01-09-2009, 12:16 AM
Just go to that club named Thad's that is in or around San Diego. Never been, but heard some interesting things about it. Do a google for it, you'll see.

LSX Cayenne
01-09-2009, 12:18 AM
Random and just wrong bro. :lol:

I agree, You could borrow my jailbait if you'd like. :D :lol:

LS1Adam84
01-09-2009, 01:06 AM
Sweet jailbait could be fun.... Hahaha.

LSX Cayenne
01-09-2009, 04:43 AM
Well, since shes 13, but she looks 16. . .13 will get ya 40!

(shehasnicebreast) - ADVANTAGE! :lol:

LS1Adam84
01-09-2009, 08:42 AM
Thats all that matters sign me up.... LOL man this has gone dirty.

LSX Cayenne
01-09-2009, 05:03 PM
Lmao, she hasnt been de-flowered. . .but your too far away.

oh, she likes "lolli-pops or suckers" :lol: Only if the FBI saw this.

LS1Adam84
01-09-2009, 05:03 PM
So wait is this a girl you know or how is it you know a 13 year old??

LSX Cayenne
01-09-2009, 05:26 PM
Lmao, its a girl I know, she looks 16.

Dude, I am 13. . .

LS1Adam84
01-09-2009, 05:28 PM
No way man so then you don't own an LSX Cayenne... hahahaha thats too funny though you pimpin out the girls already hells yeah man.

The Batman
01-09-2009, 05:32 PM
:lol: he owns a lsx cayenne...its a toy but ya know...:lol:

The Batman
01-09-2009, 05:33 PM
Lmao, its a girl I know, she looks 16.

Dude, I am 13. . .

shes fcking 10... :lol:

LS1Adam84
01-09-2009, 05:36 PM
:lol: he owns a lsx cayenne...its a toy but ya know...:lol:

A model car... Hahaha



shes fcking 10... :lol:

Shit if theres grass on the field.....

Nahh man my little cousin is turning 16 and I am too concerned about her man I told her if the boys don't listen to you tell them her big ass cousin is flyin out to make sure they stay in line. She laughed and I was like no really though no one is gonna make my cousin not innocent anymore especially since I remember when she was born.

LSX Cayenne
01-09-2009, 05:37 PM
:lol: no, shes 16. . . she drives her moms Escalade, Her name is Samantha.

The fawk I do!

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm100/chevyme/Photo0372.jpg
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm100/chevyme/Photo0373.jpg

Lmao, soon she wont be listening to anyone. . .I suggest you listen to that song by Lyfe Jennings called "S.E.X"

Heres teh lyrics

Life's a trip
Heard you just turn 17 and finally got some hips
Hustlers on the block go crazy when you lick your lips
But they just want relations, they dont want relationships
(Welcome to the real world)
It aint the same
Fellas old enough to be your daddy know your name
Everybody's talkin bout how much that girl dun changed
Cant quite put your finger on it but you feel it's strange
Like's it's fire in your vains

[Chorus:]
Girl it's just your s.e.x.
Momma's secret
And daddy gon go crazy when he finds out that his baby's found her
S.e.x., take a deep breath
And think before you let it go

[Verse 2:]
The block is packed
Baby got an additude and proud to holla back
Momma's giving advice but she aint tryna hear that
Not because its wrong, just her delivery is wack
(Shay, get your butt in this house, if I see you with another boy, I swear..)
Life is rough
You say that your not ready for sex but you're in love
He says if you really loved him, you would give it up
Momma says thats just a line guys use to get you're stuff
Which one will you trust?

[Chorus:]
Girl it's just your s.e.x.
Momma's secret
And daddy gon go crazy when he finds out that his baby's found her
S.e.x., take a deep breath
And think before you let it go

[Verse 3:]
Hey yo Lyfe,
She might take it better coming from a woman (get 'em girl)
See, he'll tell you all kind of things to get in your pants, yeah
Baby, it's a fact that once it's gone, you'll never get it back (never get it back)
Hold on to your innocence
Use your common sense (your worth waiting for)
Be strong
Honey, dont give in, blessings come with patience
Till we meet again, im praying for you

[Chorus:]
Girl it's just your s.e.x.
Momma's secret
And daddy gon go crazy when he finds out that his baby's found her
S.e.x., take a deep breath
And think before you let it go

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUqhr2Vg7jw

LS1Adam84
01-09-2009, 05:42 PM
Too damn funny man. she's 16 ok well in cali i believe they passed the 17 year old law lol nahhh I really can't more than 2 years in age difference, well one chick i was talkin to was 28.

LSX Cayenne
01-09-2009, 05:45 PM
And your how old?

Why dont joo jus get a hooker?

LS1Adam84
01-09-2009, 05:46 PM
a ripe young age of 24.

LSX Cayenne
01-09-2009, 05:49 PM
DAMN! I would have felt bad for her. . .Hmm. . . .just dont do 13-14 year olds like my sisters ex boyfriend does.

Raptor_WS6
01-09-2009, 05:53 PM
lmfao... adam, u r no longer welcome a my house when my 14 yr old sister is home

LS1Adam84
01-09-2009, 05:55 PM
LOL hahahaha I was kidding man there is no way in hell I would do that, I have a buddy who owns a rideshop here and he usually has these like 16 year olds working there and I just can't deal with the age and maturity level. Hell I can't even date any girl younger than 22 without getting annoyed.

The Batman
01-09-2009, 06:06 PM
DAMN! I would have felt bad for her. . .Hmm. . . .just dont do 13-14 year olds like my sisters ex boyfriend does.

yea, thats sick






...save them for you right? :lol:

LSX Cayenne
01-09-2009, 06:20 PM
Lmao thats horrible. . .but yes.

LS1Adam84
01-09-2009, 06:22 PM
you gotta teach them how to be so when they are 18 they are ready for the fun.... man I sound like a sick old man who hangs out by the high school with a 70's full size chevy van with some sort of graphic scene painted on the side with side pipes.

Raptor_WS6
01-09-2009, 06:24 PM
here is adams old van
http://crackedkettle.com/images/funny/bill_free_candy_van.jpg

LS1Adam84
01-09-2009, 06:25 PM
Yup damn you caught me shit.... LOL

LSX Cayenne
01-09-2009, 06:46 PM
lmfao... adam, u r no longer welcome a my house when my 14 yr old sister is home

Am I?! :devil: :angel:

You nasty molester! I'm alerting the FBI as we type!:D

Raptor_WS6
01-09-2009, 06:50 PM
Am I?! :devil: :angel:

You nasty molester! I'm alerting the FBI as we type!:D
:engarde::engarde:

if you can beat me, sure:devil:

LSX Cayenne
01-09-2009, 06:52 PM
Wait, beat you to what?

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c141/SparklesGreen06/smiley_slapacrossroom.gif

Owned, I'm welcome there now.

Raptor_WS6
01-09-2009, 06:54 PM
Wait, beat you to what?

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c141/SparklesGreen06/smiley_slapacrossroom.gif

Owned, I'm welcome there now.

i got owned by a 13 yr old :emb::ripped:

come on over... and dont bother with a round trip ticket, you wont need it:punch::devil:

LS1Adam84
01-09-2009, 06:55 PM
LOL you sure raptor Im not welcome over??