Southern Members - Chris Hunter is a Beeotch

That is all. He didn't build his LSx big enough. :wrist:

Oh hell no the fuck you didn't!!!!!!!!
With my turbo the size of texas, I can definatly handle anything your little pussy of a LSX motor can put out!!! All the spray in the world isn't going to help you!! Beside's it takes a good driver to be able to handle real horse powa!! You better get your wife to drive for ya!:D

Weaksauce... Better get to wrenching on that pile of parts so I can make you look silly at G13! The David and Goliath match has taken a turn this year! :engarde:

Weaksauce... Better get to wrenching on that pile of parts so I can make you look silly at G13! The David and Goliath match has taken a turn this year! :engarde:

Yes sir it has! It is just funny how we both have bigger and better motors this year, well atleast I do anyway!LOL!!

Yeah...You're David from here on out. Pussy.:D

Yeah...You're David from here on out. Pussy.:D

How is the 6 speed handling all your extra ho powa you hav these day's???
I know you are going to have to have someone drive the car for you. You couldn't handle the little power you had in your other motor! All 600 hp!LOL!:D

G-Force FTMFW, it's not so much as hiccupped. Very pleased with it. *Now watch it break next time out...* :rolleyes:

I am sure it will break! You will be scared, you will forget how to use it!LMAO!

...aaaannnd here we go again :devil:

I am sure it will break! You will be scared, you will forget how to use it!LMAO!


This is a discussion about fast cars, not your dick...


Try not to confuse me with you in your inability to commit to a platform, be it M6 or Auto, Camaro or Firebird, Dating Women or Men, or any of the other things you've been on the fence with.

Yes sir! It's on again. This burt reynolds wanna be in his black t/a
just think's he has something for whitey this year! He is lacking about 400hp though!:D

...aaaannnd here we go again :devil:


Indeed. Clash of the Assclowns V2.0 :D

Yes sir! It's on again. This burt reynolds wanna be in his black t/a
just think's he has something for whitey this year! He is lacking about 400hp though!:D



I've had a liking for whitey every year, which is why I live on the Sugar Sands. ;) LAcking 400, eh? You better boost big... Fuel system is done. the numbers you saw were on the first kit.:devil:

Indeed. Clash of the Assclowns V2.0 :D

This time around we are crashing the system!

This time around we are crashing the system!

Gawddang right!


BTW...Ya'll check it out.

http://forum.fbodygathering.com/showthread.php?tid=35

This is a discussion about fast cars, not your dick...


Try not to confuse me with you in your inability to commit to a platform, be it M6 or Auto, Camaro or Firebird, Dating Women or Men, or any of the other things you've been on the fence with.

Inablity to commit??? I learned alot of these way's from you nuthead!!
Here is a run down incase you have forgotten. Write it down this time!
427LSX ETP heads,TH400, M9 rear end! This equal's a whole lotta as whipping for the burt reynold wanna be!!!!:D

Inablity to commit??? I learned alot of these way's from you nuthead!!
Here is a run down incase you have forgotten. Write it down this time!
427LSX ETP heads,TH400, M9 rear end! This equal's a whole lotta as whipping for the burt reynold wanna be!!!!:D


OK, so you're ghey, down 27 cubes, and cant drive a 6 speed, and I've had a 9" since the last time I gave your mom 9". Add said direct port 3 stage, and you're just in the phuckin' way. Guess it's a good thing I-75 is 4 lanes wide at Windy Hill. :devil: Be sure to get ZOOM on that camcorder and a real steady dash mount. :D

OK, so you're ghey, down 27 cubes, and cant drive a 6 speed, and I've had a 9" since the last time I gave your mom 9". Add said direct port 3 stage, and you're just in the phuckin' way. Guess it's a good thing I-75 is 4 lanes wide at Windy Hill. :devil: Be sure to get ZOOM on that camcorder and a real steady dash mount. :D

You need some help! So lets do the math!! My 427LSX will make about 650hp on motor then add 1850hp turbo on top of that and you come up with a
2500hp setup!!!:devil: Now you have 27 more cube's, because you have a small penis,(I was told by some guy???) and 3 kits. You better go ahead and get you a 4th. kit just to be close!:chug:

You need some help! So lets do the math!! My 427LSX will make about 650hp on motor then add 1850hp turbo on top of that and you come up with a
2500hp setup!!!:devil: Now you have 27 more cube's, because you have a small penis,(I was told by some guy???) and 3 kits. You better go ahead and get you a 4th. kit just to be close!:chug:
Blah, blah, blah...My old 347 made more than that on a motor tune. Leave the penis gawking guys in Mobile, I don't care about their advances- I'm happily married. :p

Your math sucks, but not as hard as that overgrown hairdryer you're flaunting. ;) Just say you're hosed- We know- Tommy. :lol:

Blah, blah, blah...My old 347 made more than that on a motor tune. Leave the penis gawking guys in Mobile, I don't care about their advances- I'm happily married. :p

Your math sucks, but not as hard as that overgrown hairdryer you're flaunting. ;) Just say you're hosed- We know- Tommy. :lol:

You don't want a repeat of what happened last year do you???
You though nobody got it on tape! Hopefully you got it fixed this time around.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CuTfmg2SC8

TRAVASS, Where did you go??? Your wife make you get off the computer and come to bed???:fart:

You don't want a repeat of what happened last year do you???
You though nobody got it on tape! Hopefully you got it fixed this time around.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CuTfmg2SC8


Oh, whoops, that was a Camaro backfire...You're a nOOb. :lol: I was making dinner, pouring some tasty drinks, and getting ready to get some ass- Too bad theonly ass you're gonna see is some hairy man ass from the poolboy and the rear of a real T/A in May!

Damn Chris I hope your gonna be 2 steping that bitch out of the hole otherwise its hard to play catch up when those type of HP numbers are in play.:punch: NItrous is instant POWER got to wait for that hairdryer to spool up.:devil:

Damn Chris I hope your gonna be 2 steping that bitch out of the hole otherwise its hard to play catch up when those type of HP numbers are in play.:punch: NItrous is instant POWER got to wait for that hairdryer to spool up.:devil:

With a transbreak and a 2step boost off the line is no problem.
I am not worried about Burt Jr. this year either. The funny thing about nitrous though is it is instant, but levels out, turbo's keep on getting it up top to.

Oh, whoops, that was a Camaro backfire...You're a nOOb. :lol: I was making dinner, pouring some tasty drinks, and getting ready to get some ass- Too bad theonly ass you're gonna see is some hairy man ass from the poolboy and the rear of a real T/A in May!


No sir, the last piece of azz you have had is when you went to wipe your ass in the bathroom and the toilet paper broke and you stuck your finger up your ass! :D

Damn guys my face hurts from reading this LOL

Damn guys my face hurts from reading this LOL

Stay tuned! This WILL get better!! Gauranteed!:D

Checklist for G13...
1. Beer
2. Camera
3. T-shirt money
4. Butt puddy/ass spackle for travis and chris so they dont get raped in the cobb county pokey
5. Beer
6. Bail money for previously mentioned booty bandits

Checklist for G13...
1. Beer
2. Camera
3. T-shirt money
4. Butt puddy/ass spackle for travis and chris so they dont get raped in the cobb county pokey
5. Beer
6. Bail money for previously mentioned booty bandits

LMFAO!!! That is too funny.
However, I just got back from the machine shop and all I have to say to
Burt Jr. wanna be is you junk better be right!!!

Oh SNAP!!!!!
..... sounds like there will be at least TWO N2o cars draggin' dat ass this year Chrissy..... and one of 'em ain't gonna need three kits either :secret2:

Nuttin' but luv Stinky! :P

Oh SNAP!!!!!
..... sounds like there will be at least TWO N2o cars draggin' dat ass this year Chrissy..... and one of 'em ain't gonna need three kits either :secret2:

Nuttin' but luv Stinky! :P

HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAh!! That's a funny one there !
No worrie's here about the BARNY MOBILE
You covered by a country mile!:D

HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAh!! That's a funny one there !
No worrie's here about the BARNY MOBILE
You covered by a country mile!:D

Country Mile hell. 94mm's should cover it. :devil: :D

Christy...before we get too deep in this thread, could I make a suggestion?
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m297/02ws6ta/Goofy%20Shit/hookedonphonics.jpg

Country Mile hell. 94mm's should cover it. :devil: :D

They are both covered. they might get out on me a tad, but then they are gonna be like, Damn, do i hear a tornado somewhere? Nope. it's just me
going by you!:D

Oh SNAP!!!!!
..... sounds like there will be at least TWO N2o cars draggin' dat ass this year Chrissy..... and one of 'em ain't gonna need three kits either :secret2:

Nuttin' but luv Stinky! :P



Who said I Need 3 kits? I justliketo add insult to injury!

Country mile LOL!

You'll definitely be making big power, and confidence is a good thing :D

Me thinks a country mile cloud of tire smoke isn't :bang: :poke:

They are both covered. they might get out on me a tad, but then they are gonna be like, Damn, do i hear a tornado somewhere? Nope. it's just me
going by you!:D



That tornado you refer to would be my A/C blower fan on high... Not that you would understand how that might sound in a streetcar...:rolleyes:

That tornado you refer to would be my A/C blower fan on high... Not that you would understand how that might sound in a streetcar...:rolleyes:

But you are mistakin my young Burt Jr. I will be keeping the A/C this go around!!

Liar.

And what is this junior shit? I'm Ricky-Joe Bobby-Dirt!
http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt332/SecoPC/1312009%20GTG/DSC02689.jpg

Trav, I found another vid of your favorite hero!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef08RphhEI0

And what is this junior shit? I'm Ricky-Joe Bobby-Dirt!
http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt332/SecoPC/1312009%20GTG/DSC02689.jpg

I really don't think you should of posted that!!!LMAO!!!
Looks like a cross between Joe Dirt in a Ricky Bobby racing suit!:D

Trav, I found another vid of your favorite hero!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef08RphhEI0


What is this gay male fetish you seem to have? You're scaring me a bit-

I really don't think you should of posted that!!!LMAO!!!
Looks like a cross between Joe Dirt in a Ricky Bobby racing suit!:D
Do ya think? http://panamacitylsx.11.forumer.com/images/smiles/panamacitylsx/badteeth.gif

Wow, you're a quick study! Shout 'em right out when you know, Einstein. :rolleyes:

They are both covered. they might get out on me a tad....

A tad????? http://www.streetcarforums.com/images/smilies/rollinglaugh.gif

then they are gonna be like, Damn, what happened to Chris http://www.streetcarforums.com/images/smilies/scratchhead.gif

do i hear a tornado somewhere? Nope. it's just Chris baLowin' the tires off for a country mile :D

Fixed it for you!

Well hell! Not only do i have to deal with one azz hat, now I have this guy with the Barny Hotrod trying to chime his 2cents in as well. It's all good. How many pass's you guy's get out of a bottle before you cry the ricer term"I need to fill my bottle"?? or is it
"my bottle pressure is down"! :D

Well hell! Not only do i have to deal with one azz hat, now I have this guy with the Barny Hotrod trying to chime his 2cents in as well. It's all good. How many pass's you guy's get out of a bottle before you cry the ricer term"I need to fill my bottle"?? or is it
"my bottle pressure is down"! :D



You obviously haven't seen my bottle stable- I have nearly as many bottles as you have double donged vibes- BTW, you really shouldn't put that stuff up on a public profile, when I google HUNTER02SS I get this~
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m297/02ws6ta/Goofy%20Shit/ghey-superheros.jpg

Ewww. ..Seriously!

Travis, I though when we took those, that was OUR LITTLE SECRET?????????

LMMFnGDAO travis, I think the carrollton, ga chapter of the KKK just found their new recruitment poster.

Travis, I though when we took those, that was OUR LITTLE SECRET?????????

:barf:

:barf:

What the hell,YOU TOOK THE PICTURE!!!!!!!!

:spam:

yall two crack me up

LMMFnGDAO travis, I think the carrollton, ga chapter of the KKK just found their new recruitment poster.



I dunno, I like this one better.
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m297/02ws6ta/Goofy%20Shit/Bacongrease_1.jpg


You know how much rednecks like to Hunt. :lol:

What the hell,YOU TOOK THE PICTURE!!!!!!!!


http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m297/02ws6ta/Goofy%20Shit/Gayman.jpg

i"m all set for the gathering then! because travis and chris will be in the love cell

1-drink all of travis's beer (because he will be in bending over getting soap)

2-give some of the alcohol to chris's girlfriend. (because chris will be holdin travis's hand saying "it'll only hurt for a little while"

i"m all set for the gathering then! because travis and chris will be in the love cell

1-drink all of travis's beer (because he will be in bending over getting soap)

2-give some of the alcohol to chris's girlfriend. (because chris will be holdin travis's hand saying "it'll only hurt for a little while"

Sound's like a man speaking from experience???:D

Yes on the part about taking care of my friends women.


I did what was suggested and googled hunter02ss. And it took me to some gay site that had you talking about lending a hand. (confused).

Lmfao

Pivotman02SS will be his username after gathering

Yes on the part about taking care of my friends men.


I did what was suggested and googled 02 WS6 TA. And it took me to some gay site that had you talking about lending a hand. (confused).

I didn't realize you and Travazz were such good friend's?:D

Pivotman02SS will be his username after gathering

No sir, not going to happen. Travis told me that since I turned him down and didn't swing that way, that he would just keep you as the pivot man!:D
You are the best he has found so far!LOL!:D

yes on the part about taking care of my friends women.


I did what was suggested and googled hunter02ss. And it took me to some gay site that had you talking about lending a hand. (confused).



lmfao...

oh god....not again. YOU BETTER SHOW UP THIS YEAR!

You who? I've been there every year- Maybe you mean YOU better show up?

last time i remembered a match was goin down between you two and you had to bail out for some reason, can't remember. Also seeing as i'm in Canada.....i don't think i'll make it. :D

Aww shucks. I'll send all those cheap canadian bastards back to ya late this month-Gotta clean up the beach for spring break.

lmfao...

and i had to buy a plane just to fly to florida once a week..................



getting your pilot license sucks ass and is boring as hell

and i had to buy a plane just to fly to florida once a week..................



getting your pilot license sucks ass and is boring as hell



Well, it could be worse...You could be stuck in Cartersville...:bang:

No sir, not going to happen. Travis told me that since I turned him down and didn't swing that way, that he would just keep you as the pivot man!:D
You are the best he has found so far!LOL!:D

I was always raised to be the best at whatever I did.

With all this damn power you asshats better take this shit to the track.

And you better show up for Gathering- Fag. :)

With all this damn power you asshats better take this shit to the track.

The only one making more power than last year will be me. Travazz is just dreaming again.Then fell out of bed while playing with himself and bumped his head on his dildo!!!:D

TRAVAZZ, you puzzy!!! Put that alcholic beverage down for a little while!:D

Your the puzzy. Jump out on a perfectly good climb.

and it is alcoholic beverage.:chug: we are leaving in 4 hrs and 28 min...........any last riders??????????????????????

The only one making more power than last year will be me. Travazz is just dreaming again.Then fell out of bed while playing with himself and bumped his head on his dildo!!!:D



If you believe that pipe dream, you have a serious suprise coming- And the only reason you might make more power this year is you'll supposedly have a real car- And what '83 said- Chickenshiz. :D

and it is alcoholic beverage.:chug: we are leaving in 4 hrs and 28 min...........any last riders??????????????????????


I'd be down like 4 flats on a Cadillac, but I doubt I can make Cartersville in 4 hours, even in Chris' imaginary rocketshit. ;)

I'd be down like 4 flats on a Cadillac, but I doubt I can make Cartersville in 4 hours, even in Chris' imaginary rocketshit. ;)

There you go again with the "rocket ship"!
Hell you can't even make it down the quarter mile in 4 hour's!!:D

Jesus Christ, that was weaksauce.

lol you guys are hilarious. I wanna see this race so be sure and get a video

lol you guys are hilarious. I wanna see this race so be sure and get a video

So do I!! LOL!

Shit Im down fo sho this year. Got caught up in some bullshit at the lake being a boat towing whore. Im in the process of calling you back t bag. Been going crazy selling my 4 wheeler and truck shopping and dealing with work. Ill hit you up this week

No videos will be taken, if you miss Gathering you miss this EPIC event FOREVER....FOREVER....FOREVER....so be there

Where you at Puzzy!! Hopefully you are working on that POS you have in the garage!! How about a video of it running or something?? Or maybe you scared to get a video of it running?? Or does it even run? LOL!!

Oh, that bish runs- What do you want to hear? I know, it's like car porn for you. :D

Oh, that bish runs- What do you want to hear? I know, it's like car porn for you. :D

Yes it is!!! Lets see a vid!!!:D

OK homoz, stand by...

OK homoz, stand by...

I want to see the engine bay also!!!

Gawddang, you're just like a woman...

Still awaiting that video of your billybadazz black T/A???????:D

why's it gotta be black, jesus chris lol

i need to get back into this forum :D

why's it gotta be black, jesus chris lol

i need to get back into this forum :D

Is his car not Black???

I feel a need to lock this.... LULZ