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TheTugBoat
03-08-2009, 08:30 AM
Had a hilarious run in with a bunch of ricers...

Pulled up to a wawa to grab a delicious hoagie and there's a group of maybe 5 cars parked near the entrance/exit. I pull in paying them no mind, park, get my sang-wich and come out. Smoke a cigarette and get in my car just as they all start theirs.

Their cars...
Bright yellow CRX shitbox
couple wrx's (non sti's)
honda s2000
and some other piece of honda garbage.

I pull up to the exit with a couple cars waiting to pull out in front of me...So the s2000 driver feels it necessary to rev over and over again to 8K in the parking lot while waiting to get out. Finally I had enough and put it in neutral. I saw the wrx behind me letting the s2000 creep in behind me but he's not straight behind me, his passenger could've touched my rear bumper and the great part was they had the top down. Couldn't have asked for a better chance to take it to 6000rpm and let the 6.0 do the talking for me. So I take it up to 3k and stab it up to 6000 real quick and the only thing I could see was the CRX's driver next to me drop his jaw and start laughing and pointing at the kids in the s2000.

I pulled out and waited for them to come play but they all hung back doing like 20 under the limit and wanted no part of it.

Silly ricers.


Sarge_13
03-08-2009, 08:36 AM
....what the fuck is a wawa, hoagie or sang-wich?

CavPat
03-08-2009, 09:57 AM
....what the fuck is a wawa, hoagie or sang-wich?

Seriously? LMAO.

BTW Tugboat, nice job messin with the ricers. Guess they didn't expect that out of a big ol' family sedan, huh. lol.


Sarge_13
03-08-2009, 10:00 AM
Seriously? LMAO.



Yeah....not my fault you fuckin yankees got all that weird shit up there :lol:

TheTugBoat
03-08-2009, 10:27 AM
www.wawa.com

Hoagie is the proper term for a "sub" or "grinder"

Sang-wich is how Dane Cook pronounces sandwich in his standups.

All straightened out now Sarge??? :chug:

TheTugBoat
03-08-2009, 10:29 AM
Seriously? LMAO.

BTW Tugboat, nice job messin with the ricers. Guess they didn't expect that out of a big ol' family sedan, huh. lol.

It was the last thing they expected I'm sure...especially since when I pulled in I was in 3rd and my exhaust is dead quiet under ~1200 rpms. Wish I had video of the CRX driver's reaction, it was to say the least...priceless.

Sarge_13
03-08-2009, 10:29 AM
huh...I thought grinders were those tiny ass burgers like at Krystals or something?

TheTugBoat
03-08-2009, 10:30 AM
Them be sliders, and they're delicious too...wish we had white castles in philly.

johnniereb08
03-08-2009, 11:24 AM
We've got a little mom & pop shop called Hinkles here in Southern Indiana. It puts White Castle to shame. And nice show with the ricers. It always seems like in every town, there are at least 5 that hang out together and act like idiots.

DiscerningZ32
03-08-2009, 11:31 AM
Yeah....not my fault you fuckin yankees got all that weird shit up there :lol:

Hey now, I live in NY and I've never heard of a wawa...

Then again, we don't even have a white castle, cc's pizza, or sonic here!!!:ripped:

Demonicbird00
03-08-2009, 12:06 PM
haha thats funny

as for the wawa, its huge in eastern pa nj de md and making its wa down south

i love wawa :)

AznMuscle
03-08-2009, 12:29 PM
wtf, no sonic? I want white castle too....I'm just glad there is now a In and Out about an hour from me. IDk what the hell CCs pizza is...I mean, I've seen the commercials, but that is it.

JayplaySS2
03-08-2009, 12:58 PM
What? All that noise and no race? Shit, I thought that would end up with a great 5 car kill or something.


Well since I didn't bother to post this, I got my 1st kill last night and then almost went to jail, sort of.

A dude in a modded new GTI (VW turbo) was pacing me and making sure I heard his bov...over and over. Then he decides to go WOT to show me his powa...remember, I'm in a stock muffled C6 driving 40mph, he thought it was stock I'm sure.

I followed his ricer/sourcrout azz and had to pace him for a while to get him to go. I was in 2nd pacing at 45mph and I kept telling him to go. He went, I killed him and almost lost it since it now spins from a 45mph roll (:D). I just put a few cars on him and let off, it's a bad spot to race and I just wanted to tone down his attitude.

Then he gives me his bs at the next light, with that humiliated look in his eye and that humiliated tone in his voice, " It's only a 4cyl " .

Then I do a U-turn, punch it doing all kinds of fish tailing up to about 80mph with smoke pouring off the tires and I blow by a COP.....

He was driving the opposite way but thank God, he just kept going.....too close.


Tug, sorry I stole your kill story, I can't believe I typed all that for a VW anyway. I can't help that all the kids around here drive turbo poo boxes.

BobDoLe
03-08-2009, 01:46 PM
great kill (g8 exhaust vs. s2000 passenger)

06MUSTANGGT24V
03-08-2009, 03:29 PM
we have cici and sonic but no white castle in arkansas

Johnnystock
03-08-2009, 03:47 PM
great kill (g8 exhaust vs. s2000 passenger)

+1...


Good kill and good show Jayplay!! Always fun to shut some mouth with a good ol tire burnin and V8 rumble!!...You almost got your ass busted lucky motherf#%?#:D

Steiner
03-08-2009, 03:54 PM
In and Out is OK but Sonic is way overrated. Do you guys have Taco Johns? I went to college in Iowa and those places cracked me up. Who puts fucking Tater Tots in a burrito???

JayplaySS2
03-08-2009, 04:27 PM
In and Out is OK but Sonic is way overrated. Do you guys have Taco Johns? I went to college in Iowa and those places cracked me up. Who puts fucking Tater Tots in a burrito???

It's so funny you mention Taco Johns. I almost married (was with here for 5yrs) this cool girl who's family owned the Taco Johns Chain. They were originally in Indiana, then they failed trying to come to Fl. I guess they are still around, wonder if they still own it. Francioni is the name.

Thier business taste was a little off and my girlfriend didn't want to be a part of the chain. Small world.

Steiner
03-08-2009, 06:52 PM
Very small world. I think they had Taco Bell and Green Burrito out there too IIRC. Taco Johns was always the preferred spot for the locals and I discovered it while dating a local.

Besides the tater tots, another thing shocked the hell out of me about fast food in the mid west. In California you order at a fast food drive-thru and who the hell knows what the other person is saying..."choo wanna..." Wait what? Pull into Taco Johns though and chubby white chick takes your order...and you can ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND her. Haha.

Sorry about not being an heir to the Taco Johns empire Jay. I think Dave at Wendy's has a few single grand kids still out there. ;)

Newskool Mach
03-08-2009, 07:13 PM
Nice kill Jay. The only thing worse than Jap ricers are Nazi ricers. I came from NJ but I never heard of Wawa. I don't understand why they don't bring a White Castle down here. They have a few Ok knock offs like Crystal. This third world country down here would welcome a place where you can get a whole meal for 5 bucks. Oh well.

AznMuscle
03-08-2009, 08:26 PM
Dude....Taco Johns was the shit! We had it at the small PX by the main gate here. Fucking delicious.

DiscerningZ32
03-09-2009, 12:02 AM
They don't have an in and out here either...

I've never even heard of it.

They only time I've been to a white castle or Sonic was when I was in Chicago...

40ROLL?
03-09-2009, 12:15 AM
wawa samiches are good as fuck! Funny your from lancaster...I played with the Barnstormers a few years ago...

ballhawkdawk
03-09-2009, 12:15 AM
Then he gives me his bs at the next light, with that humiliated look in his eye and that humiliated tone in his voice, " It's only a 4cyl " .

Should've told him not to flex at cars with twice as many cylinders if he's just going to cry about it.

blkAZws6
03-09-2009, 05:03 AM
Very small world. I think they had Taco Bell and Green Burrito out there too IIRC. Taco Johns was always the preferred spot for the locals and I discovered it while dating a local.

Besides the tater tots, another thing shocked the hell out of me about fast food in the mid west. In California you order at a fast food drive-thru and who the hell knows what the other person is saying..."choo wanna..." Wait what? Pull into Taco Johns though and chubby white chick takes your order...and you can ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND her. Haha.

Sorry about not being an heir to the Taco Johns empire Jay. I think Dave at Wendy's has a few single grand kids still out there. ;)


haha Im from Missouri and I now live in Phoenix and when i first began asking and looking around for a Taco Johns people thought i was making shit up and didnt believe there was such a place. Oh, and "potato oles" are what they put in their burritos and they are INSANE!

TheTugBoat
03-09-2009, 09:05 AM
Haha its cool jay.

Sonic is definitely overrated for one. Never heard of a taco johns but if you want good quick mexican find a tijuana flats hot sauce bar...wow, just wow, so tastey.

i used to play for the barnstormers
Well if you ever went to brickyard with the other players after games I'm sure I've run into you. Always used to see them there and they'd always be hitting on my friends.

colby72olds
03-09-2009, 10:58 AM
Dude your car is bad! I went to the local 1/8 mile strip yesterday and there was a lady in a black G8 GT running 9.0's @ 84 (as far as I remember) STROLLING Mustang gt's and pretty much everything else! I forgot how slow a "mostly stock" mustang gt is, my buddies like '02 Lexus IS300 was eating them alive. All the Ford guys I was with was starting to disown their blue ovals.

All of my buddies and I made a bet on the first pass it did. They said 9.7 and 10.0, I LOL'd and wanted to say "HAHA....just watch this".

TheTugBoat
03-09-2009, 03:50 PM
wow...i run 8.4 @ 84...strange

thanks for the compliment though man

PNYKLR-TA
03-09-2009, 04:49 PM
sourcrout azz

thats funny i dont care who ya are!

Haha its cool jay.

Sonic is definitely overrated for one. Never heard of a taco johns but if you want good quick mexican find a tijuana flats hot sauce bar...wow, just wow, so tastey.


Well if you ever went to brickyard with the other players after games I'm sure I've run into you. Always used to see them there and they'd always be hitting on my friends.

and Sonic is BA guys, where else can you get an extra long cheesy coney to go!? i eff love those things.

and as far as mexican food, we have every type of berto's you could ever think of here in phoenix IE: Roliberto's, Joeyberto's, Filiberto's, Poliberto's, Eriberto's, need i continue? anyone from phoenix care to add to the list? :lol:

shit the filiberto's by my house has gotten shut down 3 times by the food agency for being too dirty, and i still eat there, i dont care if they use cat that food is amazing, better than any damn laxative money can but.

Steiner
03-09-2009, 05:20 PM
Even good Mexican food gives you diarrhea.

PNYKLR-TA
03-09-2009, 05:33 PM
Even good Mexican food gives you diarrhea.

haha not I, guess i grew up on mexican food. . . :chug:

i eat mexican food multiple times a week and it never gives me the runs like the berto's do. :barf:

blkAZws6
03-09-2009, 06:09 PM
thats funny i dont care who ya are!



and Sonic is BA guys, where else can you get an extra long cheesy coney to go!? i eff love those things.

and as far as mexican food, we have every type of berto's you could ever think of here in phoenix IE: Roliberto's, Joeyberto's, Filiberto's, Poliberto's, Eriberto's, need i continue? anyone from phoenix care to add to the list? :lol:

shit the filiberto's by my house has gotten shut down 3 times by the food agency for being too dirty, and i still eat there, i dont care if they use cat that food is amazing, better than any damn laxative money can but.

Alabertos? i think thats how its spelled!

IMgettingLS1
03-09-2009, 11:31 PM
i knwo this is a little off topix but i raced a turbo crx and it was fish taleing the front end..lol wtf it was pretty cool though never saw that before

and fajitas give me thee shits bad but i love eating it

LS1nut377
03-09-2009, 11:37 PM
hahaha silly ricers. dumbbbasses

b4christ15
03-10-2009, 08:34 AM
This thread makes me hungry.

waltonscott
03-10-2009, 09:00 AM
It's so funny you mention Taco Johns. I almost married (was with here for 5yrs) this cool girl who's family owned the Taco Johns Chain. They were originally in Indiana, then they failed trying to come to Fl. I guess they are still around, wonder if they still own it. Francioni is the name.

Thier business taste was a little off and my girlfriend didn't want to be a part of the chain. Small world.

i love taco john's...six pack and a pound...

the only english words the cashiers could get out were "six fucking tacos, and pound"..and that's all i needed to hear haha

IMgettingLS1
03-10-2009, 09:16 AM
i love taco john's...six pack and a pound...

the only english words the cashiers could get out were "six fucking tacos, and pound"..and that's all i needed to hear haha

the taco johns in morristown tennessee got in to a mess when a kid got put in jail who worked there for putting pubic hairs in a cops meal.. :barf:

Irunelevens
03-10-2009, 09:38 AM
I call :bs:.... there's no way you beat that S2000, even if you were standing still. And if you did, then he obviously didn't rev high enough to put him in VTEC from the get-go.



















:jest:

AznMuscle
03-10-2009, 09:42 AM
haha not I, guess i grew up on mexican food. . . :chug:

i eat mexican food multiple times a week and it never gives me the runs like the berto's do. :barf:

Filly B's (Fillibertos sp?).....Fucking greatness. Taco bell is good for the cheap, but when I want gut wrenching Mexican food...Filly Bs all the way. Plus they have fucking churros!

PNYKLR-TA
03-10-2009, 11:29 AM
Alabertos? i think thats how its spelled!

see i knew someone would!

Filly B's (Fillibertos sp?).....Fucking greatness. Taco bell is good for the cheap, but when I want gut wrenching Mexican food...Filly Bs all the way. Plus they have fucking churros!

and dude OMFG! the filled Churro's are gods gift to mankind! Strawberry Churro and a carne asada burrito and im set man.

Fili-B's is the shit! :chug:

AznMuscle
03-10-2009, 11:57 AM
Dude, just the regular fucking churros are amazing. Fucking breakfast burrito, with carne asada, and bacon....OMFG!!! Best fucking burrito ever. IDC if the carne asada is dripping with grease, or that the people working can't speak english....I love their food. The #8 (I think)....3 rolled tacos w/ cheese....is godsend. And the carne asada frys.

PNYKLR-TA
03-10-2009, 12:40 PM
Dude, just the regular fucking churros are amazing. Fucking breakfast burrito, with carne asada, and bacon....OMFG!!! Best fucking burrito ever. IDC if the carne asada is dripping with grease, or that the people working can't speak english....I love their food. The #8 (I think)....3 rolled tacos w/ cheese....is godsend. And the carne asada frys.

the carne asada fries, and 3 rolled taco's are def 2 of my favorites man. . . damn i wish there was one by my work :bang: fuck!

AznMuscle
03-12-2009, 02:13 AM
There is one off base from me....but since I'm not spending money, no mexico goodness for me.

JayplaySS2
03-12-2009, 06:59 AM
I think this is the first Kill Story that started out as NO kill, then it's hijacked by the Mod to tell his kill story and then it's hijacked to talk about Mexican food. You gotta love LS1tech. :D