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Old 06-19-2009, 10:40 AM
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Talking Zturd's bridal shower / dyno day

Well as some of you may know, Bruce aka Fartpipe/Zturd/Fireturd is going to be getting married here soon. And since we all know this guy in some way or another were going to have a dyno day for him. Were going to call this a grooms shower, since the ladies always get bridal showers. Zturd will be registering for gifts at Sears, Speed Inc, Lingenfelter Performance, but any car related gift will be fine.

So, July 26th (Sunday) at Keith’s Pit Stop in Gettysburg. Keith is will to do 3 pulls w/ the WB for $50.

If your not going to dyno atleast come out say good-bye to Zturd, cause this time next year he’ll be sporting a mini-van and when he goes to the track. He’ll have to take out the kids car seats before the let him run it.

Hopefully the weather is nice, I am going to bring the grill out so we can throw some burgers and dogs on it. Sorry there will be no “adult entertainment” while dynoing the cars. But to make up for it Zturd will be wearing a bikini bathing suit, thong and all.

This should be a good turn out. Already have a couple of cars lined up. So I will be keeping a list of who wants to dyno, shoot me a pm or just post up if you would like to get your pig up on the dyno and she what she does.

Zturd (Vette or Spitz Miata) I hope that beast of a miata goes on
C5kid (Vette)
JP (Vette)
Reid (G35)
dchmittie (Firehawk)
TNTramair (Formula)
YeLoFvr (Vette)
DiabloFormula (Formula)
ragtopWS6 ( Vette?)
GregO (Vette)
Bud (03 Cobra)
Devilish34 (G8)


9 AM

Keiths pittstop
2784 York Rd
Gettysburg, PA 17325-8229
(717) 334-3153



Just joking about the gift part, but maybe not about the whole Bruce bikini thing………….

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How far is that from... lets say Englishtown? lol

I feel like I should show up since I know the big doof...
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Originally Posted by WS6TransAm01
How far is that from... lets say Englishtown? lol

I feel like I should show up since I know the big doof...
It is about 30-40 min West of York so from NJ probably liek 3 hours. not 100% sure.



I think I might toss the Firehawk on the old rollers again.
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OK OK, Dan says give me some of that.

Interested to see what mine does, I just got the 6 rib 3.85 pulley for my car today and gatorback belt.

better make 680!!!! or i am goin to be pissed
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Originally Posted by C5kid

better make 680!!!! or i am goin to be pissed
HAHA if yours makes 680 I am gonna repulley and it better make 730
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Originally Posted by dschmittie1
It is about 30-40 min West of York so from NJ probably liek 3 hours. not 100% sure.



I think I might toss the Firehawk on the old rollers again.
god damn! F that!

I like Bruce... but not that much!
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what else you have to do that day? come on, goin to be some fast cars out. we'll end up posting pics from the day and you'll wish you would have come.
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if you promise to keep Bruce in full clothing than ill show up.....bruce in a bikini is kind of disturbing thought.

i know i allways tell you guys im gonna show and something allways comes up but i want to dyno my black car anyway to get a baseline before the goodies go on it so im gonna do my best to be there.

count me in for a dyno session...my bone stock Formula should put down some retarded hp numbers......need payment up front or day of??
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day of
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i'll give it a shot to come, not sure what i'll be in though
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3 hrs, yeah f that, lol
Real nice idea though-you guys have a good time.
Probably would be a good idea to have some *** there (female of course) to wash the cars, take pics with etc.
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Originally Posted by C5kid
Well as some of you may know, Bruce aka Fartpipe/Zturd/Fireturd is going to be getting married here soon.
when did they start doing gay weddings in PA
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Originally Posted by Fireball
when did they start doing gay weddings in PA

This wedding is for his straight front. Can't let all the neighbors know he is gay
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Wow I see where this is going... Im gonna try and make it as long as im not giging that night!
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oh jezz here we go...

LMAO, are you goin to start a poll on this to decide if it is just a cover up....
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Originally Posted by Fireball
when did they start doing gay weddings in PA
Originally Posted by dschmittie1
This wedding is for his straight front. Can't let all the neighbors know he is gay
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Oh hell ya, I can't miss this for the world, count me in for the dyno!!!!!! I'll try to bring some of my non-members friends with as well.
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No T/A from a female? Gonna have to scratch my head on this one.
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LOL, sorry Mike, unless you can find some who wants to wash cars and play score keeper
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Originally Posted by mikep2002
No T/A from a female? Gonna have to scratch my head on this one.
Aww c'mon. Come dyno ye ol' vette.



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