General Maintenance & Repairs - mil eliminator?

I have cats in my car, but for whatever reason my computer is flipping all 4 cat codes saying I have none. I been looking for mil (or cel) eliminator online and can't find any. Any suggestions where to get them? I remember ebay used to have them, but now i see none on there :(.

Do you mean you want the check engine light to go away? You could either 1) pull the bulb out, or 2) buy some type of tuner (ie, Diablo handheld, HPTuners, EFILive) and turn the codes off so that the light doesn't go on.

^ or 3) cut the brown/white wire at pin 46 on the red PCM connector.

or 4) replace the ENG SEN fuse.

These are listed in decending order of difficulty.

I wanna get through inspection, they don't sound like good ways to get by :(.