Why LS1 Techers Should NOTTTT Write Advice Columns!!!
12-14-2009, 09:32 AM
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Why LS1 Techers Should NOTTTT Write Advice Columns!!! This is from a newspaper column:
Dear John,
I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husbands help. When I got home, I couldnt believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors daughter!
I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbors daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair the past 6 months. He wont go to counseling and im afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you Please Help?
Sincerely,
Sheila
Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
John
....If that aint funny, I dont know what is!!!
Dear John,
I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work, leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back to get my husbands help. When I got home, I couldnt believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbors daughter!
I am 32, my husband is 34 and the neighbors daughter is 19. We have been married for 10 years. When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted they had been having an affair the past 6 months. He wont go to counseling and im afraid I am a wreck and need advice urgently. Can you Please Help?
Sincerely,
Sheila
Dear Sheila,
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
John
....If that aint funny, I dont know what is!!!
12-14-2009, 07:12 PM
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Think she has alot more problems then her car stalling. Maybe John was just trying to brighten her day, and at least get her car running right. As for the husband, I would check the bank account, see if there is dust causing contact issues and divorce his ***. As always, the 19 year old will come and go. I've dated a fair share of minors (legal that is) and they get anoying and clingy very fast. One of my standards now is 24 and up.
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12-14-2009, 07:17 PM
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Think she has alot more problems then her car stalling. Maybe John was just trying to brighten her day, and at least get her car running right. As for the husband, I would check the bank account, see if there is dust causing contact issues and divorce his ***. As always, the 19 year old will come and go. I've dated a fair share of minors (legal that is) and they get anoying and clingy very fast. One of my standards now is 24 and up.
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12-15-2009, 04:34 AM
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Its a joke. The original is called "Why men shouldn't write advice columns". It is funny but its actually pretty old. He just changed the title to make it apply here.
This is one of the many floating around and its from 2007.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/314031/Why...Advice-Columns
This is one of the many floating around and its from 2007.
http://www.scribd.com/doc/314031/Why...Advice-Columns
12-15-2009, 07:09 AM
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ROFL, Honestly cheating comes usually only a few things once you are married.
A. This is probly the biggest issue. NO SEX!!!
B. The wife bitches at him and sits on her fat *** all day doing nothing.
C. The alcohol was not cutting it when he got off work, he could still hear here nagging and had enough of it.
D. He relized 10 years to late, that the freak he married, just gave him what he wanted, to get what she wanted.
E. A,B,&C
F. He is a golfer, and wanted to be like his idol.
A. This is probly the biggest issue. NO SEX!!!
B. The wife bitches at him and sits on her fat *** all day doing nothing.
C. The alcohol was not cutting it when he got off work, he could still hear here nagging and had enough of it.
D. He relized 10 years to late, that the freak he married, just gave him what he wanted, to get what she wanted.
E. A,B,&C
F. He is a golfer, and wanted to be like his idol.
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12-16-2009, 08:04 AM
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ROFL, Honestly cheating comes usually only a few things once you are married.
A. This is probly the biggest issue. NO SEX!!!
B. The wife bitches at him and sits on her fat *** all day doing nothing.
C. The alcohol was not cutting it when he got off work, he could still hear here nagging and had enough of it.
D. He relized 10 years to late, that the freak he married, just gave him what he wanted, to get what she wanted.
E. A,B,&C
F. He is a golfer, and wanted to be like his idol.
A. This is probly the biggest issue. NO SEX!!!
B. The wife bitches at him and sits on her fat *** all day doing nothing.
C. The alcohol was not cutting it when he got off work, he could still hear here nagging and had enough of it.
D. He relized 10 years to late, that the freak he married, just gave him what he wanted, to get what she wanted.
E. A,B,&C
F. He is a golfer, and wanted to be like his idol.