Burkhart Stimulus package through April 15th
02-10-2010, 08:30 AM
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Burkhart Stimulus package through April 15th From now throught April 15th we will be running the stimulus sale. The way this will work is opposite of the government. With the government the more you make the less stimulus you get. With our sale the more you spend the more you get.
My wife does this all the time. "See how much money I saved you honey"
So on to the good part.
Spend between $0 and $1500.00 and save 5% *
Spend between $1501.00 and $3000.00 and save 7.5% *
Spend &3001.00 and up and save 10% *
*These discounts do not apply to Aerospace Brakes, Chiseled Performance and Billet Specialties Wheels. Actual shipping and applicable taxes will be calculated at order time. We are not responsible for spousal disagrements over what you spent. We will fake a bunch of numbers on jobs saved and created. We will not post bonus payouts as we took no TARP funds. We are happy with our healtcare and don't need any more change. We could do Sarah but not so sure we would vote for her. I could put more crap here but will stop now.
My wife does this all the time. "See how much money I saved you honey"
So on to the good part.
Spend between $0 and $1500.00 and save 5% *
Spend between $1501.00 and $3000.00 and save 7.5% *
Spend &3001.00 and up and save 10% *
*These discounts do not apply to Aerospace Brakes, Chiseled Performance and Billet Specialties Wheels. Actual shipping and applicable taxes will be calculated at order time. We are not responsible for spousal disagrements over what you spent. We will fake a bunch of numbers on jobs saved and created. We will not post bonus payouts as we took no TARP funds. We are happy with our healtcare and don't need any more change. We could do Sarah but not so sure we would vote for her. I could put more crap here but will stop now.
