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Old 02-14-2010, 02:30 PM
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Question Hears a good one for everybody. Is your car a man or woman?

This one is going to get some laughs. Please give details. Think about it when you working on you car and or something goes wroung what are you calling the car?

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It is a she I slap her on the ***/bumper and tell her she has sexy tail pipes. Sometimes she bites back and I threaten to put her on stands. She got fiesty with me today in 3rd gear so I grabed her by the 02 sensor and told her whats up.
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Definitely a woman! I refuse to ever think i would ever RIDE a man... know what i mean? ... By the way, no offense to anyone that like hanging those giant rubber ******** off the back of their trucks, cars, etc.
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Originally Posted by Nemesis350
Definitely a woman! I refuse to ever think i would ever RIDE a man... know what i mean? ... By the way, no offense to anyone that like hanging those giant rubber ******** off the back of their trucks, cars, etc.

if your woman has a stick your not satisfying her enough
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I guess mine is transsexual. Sometimes I'm screaming you son of a bitch! Other times I'm like you sorry *** **** baster!

I could put the turrets guy to shame while working on a automobile. I don't think I've named my car either, I sometimes joke and tell people I'm gonna call it the Green Machine.

You don't really ride a car, that's kinda strange. I could see all bike's needing to be women though.
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I just had a friend say that my car was male because it is a chick mag. I just don't know about that. Sounds good but I don't know.
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its neither its a ******* car.
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Definitely a chick. She's loud, obnoxious and temperamental at best. I spend way too much money on her and she never gives me back anything in return. And she's too ******* gorgeous to walk away from =/
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Woman, she always wants money out of me for new stuff! haha

Altho Ive beaten her once before like a redneck beats his wife. Left a bruise
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Mine is a female for sure. Slide in her and beat her up, finish, get out and walk away. Plus takes any spare cash that I have.
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Sean's car is a bitch.
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At first I considered mine a girl. Then I felt like a creep when I realized I enjoyed being inside her and how young she was. Sorry Chris Hansen. It's just a car now!
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Originally Posted by ec_nova
At first I considered mine a girl. Then I felt like a creep when I realized I enjoyed being inside her and how young she was. Sorry Chris Hansen. It's just a car now!



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I'd say chick, but never named her....
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Originally Posted by Villain281H
I'd say chick, but never named her....

Probably because you never bring "her" out.
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You are really going there??
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Ive seen his car run at Pbir. mine is a chick
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get em' skooter

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