BooneHomes

Please add a racing joke if you got one. no joke too cheesy!!

Did you hear that Dale Earnhardt is getting a new crew chief from
China? His name is Win-Won Soon. What does WALLACE stand for?
We All Look Like A**es Chasing Earnhardt.

How can you tell when a Gordon is going to say something intelligent?
He starts out with "My wife Brooke said......"

Did you hear that Rusty Wallace has a new sponsor next year?
The sponsor will be Puffs PLUS.

What happened when Jeff Gordon locked his keys in the car?
It took him a half an hour to get Brooke out.

How about Rusty's new job at the candy factory, working quality control, throwing
away all the M&Ms that say "W"?
He doesn't eat M&Ms himself... He says they're too tough to peel.

Mark Martin was arrested today for breaking and entering. Seems he broke into the Local Cheverolet dealership. When asked why he would do such a thing he replied, "I was just trying to see what the front end of a Monte Carlo looks like!"

bigbird01

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Sorry had to do it...... its a joke in itself....even though i do still watch it sometimes.