Racer's Lounge - Man jumps from a 39 story building in NYC and survives thanks to a...Dodge Charger?
camaro981289
09-02-2010, 04:22 AM
This 22 year old jumps off a building trying to commit suicide and lands on a 08 charger, appearantly the car broke his fall and he survived.
http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/thomas-magill-falls-39-stories-from-new-york-city-building-lands-on-car-survives/19617371
Tainted
09-02-2010, 06:35 AM
sorry to hear he lived lol
I sure as hell wouldnt want to live after falling 39 stories
deelong4002
09-02-2010, 06:41 AM
He failed at life, and then he failed at death. What's a guy supposed to do?
waltonscott
09-02-2010, 06:46 AM
"The paper said his Facebook listed "interests" included "being mean" and "making fun of people."
classy guy! :eyes:
JosephIV
09-02-2010, 07:07 AM
People GeneralLee don't survive falling that far onto a Charger like that. :D
z_speedfreak
09-02-2010, 07:17 AM
what an ass! way to miss the sidewalk:lol:
Punisher_ws7
09-02-2010, 07:19 AM
retard.. would have been easier to pull the trigger , but he would probably miss
WS6TransAm01
09-02-2010, 07:32 AM
if I was the owner of that car I would have helped him in his death wish for fucking up my Charger...
JosephIV
09-02-2010, 07:35 AM
Do you think he was trying to Dodge that Charger?
Bad puns are too easy.
i like how they called the charger a "sports car" :eyes:
-Ross-
09-02-2010, 08:38 AM
He just decided he wouldn't be caught dead in a Dodge.
TAtoad
09-02-2010, 09:11 AM
He just decided he wouldn't be caught dead in a Dodge.
best one so far
TechCam97
09-02-2010, 10:12 AM
He just decided he wouldn't be caught dead in a Dodge.
:lol: Touche sir, that was a good one!
Camaro_94
09-02-2010, 10:25 AM
I'd be pissed if someone jumped from a 39 story building into my car...
SoCal01z28
09-02-2010, 10:30 AM
39 stories is pretty ballsy. That's about 6-8 seconds freefall time, which if he had any skills would be just enough time for him to have some aim :jest:
ls1passion
09-02-2010, 10:37 AM
the back of the charger looks like a veyron now lol he needs to jump again and hit the front lol
Bitemark46
09-02-2010, 10:38 AM
I'm not a huge religious person but stuff like this makes me wonder if someone upstairs slowed him down right before he hit the window. Isn't that close to 400ft?
-Mark
TechCam97
09-02-2010, 10:42 AM
I'm not a huge religious person but stuff like this makes me wonder if someone upstairs slowed him down right before he hit the window. Isn't that close to 400ft?
-Mark
I believe so, I think it's like 10 feet per story. So that would be roughly 390 feet, give or take.
SSmoken
09-02-2010, 11:09 AM
maybe he wasnt really trying to kill himself. he couldve just been pissed at the driver of the charger. after all, like someone said, his facebook stated "being mean to people".
Wolfsblut
09-02-2010, 11:35 AM
I think you're right. What better way is there to destroy a car from an personal enemy?
ls1passion
09-02-2010, 11:51 AM
maybe he wasnt really trying to kill himself. he couldve just been pissed at the driver of the charger. after all, like someone said, his facebook stated "being mean to people".
lmfao wtf!!:lol::lol::rotflmao::funny:
$750 L98
09-02-2010, 12:41 PM
This thread is full of win.
happysem
09-02-2010, 01:24 PM
I'm not a huge religious person but stuff like this makes me wonder if someone upstairs slowed him down right before he hit the window. Isn't that close to 400ft?
-Mark
Seriously!
I've seen someone fall down a flight of stairs and do more damage to themselves.
This dude: 1
Charger: 0
camaro981289
09-02-2010, 01:35 PM
Do you think he was trying to Dodge that Charger?
Bad puns are too easy.
LMAO...Good one :rotflmao:
ghostbird
09-02-2010, 01:41 PM
shoulda used a 12ga shotgun with 00 buck only way 2 screw that up is 2 not pull the trigger
projectX
09-02-2010, 01:48 PM
damn that is messed up
JosephIV
09-02-2010, 01:52 PM
shoulda used a 12ga shotgun with 00 buck only way 2 screw that up is 2 not pull the trigger
I can see him racking the pump and ejecting the shell, then putting the shell back in the chamber, placing the barrel under his chin only to pull the trigger with the safety on.
He'd then take the safety off, pull the trigger, and proceed to blow some of his face off and injure his hands cause he put a 20 gauge shell in a 12 gauge gun.
To fail at suicide should be impossible. It was probably the one day that he could have either played the lotto and hit for 130 Million or fallen 39 stories and lived. Shoulda used the luck on the lottery.
ghostbird
09-02-2010, 02:03 PM
I can see him racking the pump and ejecting the shell, then putting the shell back in the chamber, placing the barrel under his chin only to pull the trigger with the safety on.
He'd then take the safety off, pull the trigger, and proceed to blow some of his face off and injure his hands cause he put a 20 gauge shell in a 12 gauge gun.
To fail at suicide should be impossible. It was probably the one day that he could have either played the lotto and hit for 130 Million or fallen 39 stories and lived. Shoulda used the luck on the lottery.
yeah ur rite the guy is a fuckup lol im sure he could fuck up a wet dream
GMmexican
09-02-2010, 02:37 PM
well either way this guy got a second chance...hopefully he turns his life around for the best
02sleeperz28
09-02-2010, 02:42 PM
he just decided he wouldn't be caught dead in a dodge.
lmao...
infinitebird
09-02-2010, 03:24 PM
He failed at life, and then he failed at death. What's a guy supposed to do?
haha, pretty much. Total fail.
ReApEr75
09-02-2010, 03:33 PM
He just decided he wouldn't be caught dead in a Dodge.
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/681/original/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg
LS1Adam84
09-02-2010, 03:40 PM
Take a leap, jump into a new Dodge Charger today, for the low low price of a leg.
* Tax, title, licensing not included. See your local dealership about this KILLER deal. You might just be lucky, stop by today.
Z28_LT1
09-02-2010, 05:03 PM
I wonder if he hit terminal velocity.
I can't imagine being convinced that I'm dead only to find out I'm still alive. That would be a trip.
GMmexican
09-03-2010, 01:09 AM
You guys can all joke about it but suicide is never a funny thing......but i guess a failed attempt with a fall broken by a tank looking car does bring a smile to my face
camaro981289
09-03-2010, 01:32 AM
I say the guy should buy himself a new dodge charger when he gets out of the hospital...seems like thats his lucky charm or lucky car haha
Z28_LT1
09-03-2010, 04:07 PM
I was in a class with a CSI tech and he was telling me about how one time they got a suicide call where a guy had shot himself in the head twice. Yes, twice. It was a low caliber pistol and what had happened was he aimed the gun too slanted the first time. The bullet traveled under his scalp and around/over his skull. Next shot was a little more perpendicular and that did the trick.
dabest09
09-03-2010, 09:19 PM
I do that shit in Grand Theft Auto and can't even survive. I give props to that guy
AronZ28
09-04-2010, 08:54 PM
Jumping out of a building in Manhattan is such a dick way to commit suicide. What if that had been a person that broke his fall instead of that car? It would be even more fucked up if he killed the person he landed on and then he lived.