Street Racing & Kill Stories - Killemall viper vs rsky gallardo




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Killemall
02-13-2011, 11:33 PM
VIPER
-2003 SRT10 at 510 HP and 3380 pounds in stock form
-vehicle has mild bolt ons and custom tune at 480 rwhp
-vehicle has mild weight reduction at 3280 pounds
time of races vehicle had 85 pounds in trunk and 3/4 tank of gas

GALLARDO
-2011 LP 570-4 SUPERLEGGRA 570 HP and 3200 pounds in stock form
time of races vehicle had a 150 pound passenger and 1/2 tank of gas




To say I've been waiting for this my entire life would be an understatement

It's hard to stay focused as people gawk at the 300K Italian reving to my left. The sound is at first hard to soak in. Then suddenly it becomes simple to understand. Much like the way I felt the when I saw Apollo Creed hit the mat and not get back up, Im in disbelief. But unlike my hate for Ivan, The chorus surrounding me is appreciated.

Trying to stay focused and not gawk my self I am determined not to follow in Appolo's footsteps. In the forthcoming battle I am overweight and underpowered compared to the Italian. But despite my efforts to keep focused, I find myself dazed by the beauty over my left shoulder. I think back to 2004 when I bought my first new vette and wished just to one day race a Viper. How times have chaged as I'm about to battle one of the most desired cars ever produced.

Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see the gesture to start and quickly leave my day dream and snap back to reality were my Viper is about to race RSKY's Gallardo. With little effort I lure RSKY into my safe zone of second gear at 70 mph. He eagerly matches this roll speed.

beep
Beep
BEEP

We start at the same time and to my suprise I land a solid blow cutting the Italians brow and gaining a length and a half from 70-130 mph. He's not a Machine! He's a Man! Much like the Grenches heart my confidance grew three sizes. But that confidance was very short lived.

beep
Beep
BEEP

What happenned next was a series of Daze and confusion. Countless battles with no real outcome. Between the 1000 angry bees in my exhaust and the Heavens parting from RSKY's we simply couldnt decipher the horn blast. Fatigued and without result we started a 3 hour lunch break. When we couldn't eat another bite we watched many differant people take pictures of the Italian and American. While gaining a fair amount of attention even next to the Italian, it became very clear that rather I won the next series of races or lost. RSKY would go home the winner. Now several hours later and despite being gorged we both were still hungry to continue and quickly faced off.

I tried to Lure the Italian into my 70 mph in second gear zone, But as if in a game of Chess RSKY took me to his level of 40 mph. Cowardly I could not commit to first gear at 40 mph and remained in second gear. It was only a few years ago while raceing RSKY at 40 mph in first gear that I sustained unrecoverable damage in a similar vehicle.

beep
Beep
BEEP

From 40 to only 80 mph the AWD Italian has already gained a car length. Then lands a devastateing uppercut and gains another length from 80 to 130 mph. While this blow was not a game ender. It was defiently a game changer and showed me just how potent the stock Italian was.

Completely shocked by the raw speed that I had just witnessed I stayed focused and thought of the first race I had fairly won.

beep
Beep
BEEP

We engaged eachother again several times to the same outcome of false starts. As we neared the end of our day it seemed that their would be no clear victor in this series. Then we came across a road that has solved many automotive mysteries for us. Just like it told us the truth about the C5 over M3 and confirmed the nsx over C5. It told us no lies. And when we questioned the RT10 Viper and NSX it again told us the truth. Never holding back on the stockish SRT10 vs stock Z06 this road has never let us down.

Their was a silent calm as I went against my Cowardness and downshifted to first gear at 20 mph to match the Italians speed.

beep
Beep
BEEP

We exploded from 20 to 60 mph as RSKY landed light jabs haveing my bumper at his front fender. Then from 60 to 95 it seemed as if the world stood still and the oceans ceased. Mere seconds turned into an eternity of side by side battle. But as I shifted from second to third at 95 mph I couldn't match the shifting speed of RSKY. He landed a body blow that took me to my knees as he gained a length from 95 to 130 mph. Suddenly the world continued to turn and the oceans crashed down as I looked at the Italians tail lights and knew that RSKY had put me in my place squarely behind him.

Amazeing ride RSKY and thanks for letting me race my dream. A NO BS high end Italian.

CONGRATS on the car and the Kill


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIPLCZvwqLs


Ju1ce
02-13-2011, 11:39 PM
VIPER

-2003 SRT10 at 510 HP and 3380 pounds in stock form
-0-60 in 3.8 and 11.7 at 123 1/4 mph stock
-vehicle has mild bolt ons and custom tune at 480 rwhp
-vehicle has mild weight reduction at 3280 pounds
time of races vehicle had 85 pounds in trunk and 3/4 tank of gas



GALLARDO
-2011 LP 570-4 SUPERLEGGRA 570 HP and 3200 pounds in stock form
-0-60 in 3.0 and 1/4 mile in 11.0 at 130 mph stock
time of races vehicle had a 150 pound passenger and 1/2 tank of gas

Cool specs! Will my cable provider be holding this epic showdown on Pay Per View?

itsslow98
02-13-2011, 11:43 PM
Cool specs! Will my cable provider be holding this epic showdown on Pay Per View?

haha made me LOL


Typical killemall thread.....waste of time.


Irunelevens
02-13-2011, 11:52 PM
Shouldn't this be in the Bench Racing forum until it ACTUALLY happen? I want to see ya'll go from a dig :lol:

AWDTBSS
02-14-2011, 12:28 AM
what a let down

Sticks n Stones
02-14-2011, 12:44 AM
There better be a video, and a dig race involved Killemall, or I'm gonna officially disown you. Though I will still keep your picture on my wall for steel tip dart practice. :D

willizm
02-14-2011, 12:53 AM
This is crap. We want Races, not this crap.

hugger1975
02-14-2011, 01:03 AM
wtf really?

i just drudged thru multiple paragraphs to get no meat with my potatoes?

xRelapse13
02-14-2011, 01:12 AM
Great kill!..... oh, wait.

Respectable death!......oh, wait.

I may be mistaken but i feel like I'm missing something.

itsslow98
02-14-2011, 01:32 AM
NEW RULE - if you post a "Race going down tonight" or similar thread and then don't deliver results by 8am the next morning, you'll be receiving a warning for getting everyone's hopes up.

:ban::lock:

willizm
02-14-2011, 01:52 AM
That was a painful read with no actual race. Almost worse than taking a girl ou for dinner and getting no play

NightmareTA
02-14-2011, 02:07 AM
That was a painful read with no actual race. Almost worse than taking a girl ou for dinner and getting no play

Thats the WORST! And I'm a cheap bastard too so if I get turned down she's not getting a call back. :devil:

RSKY
02-14-2011, 02:18 AM
I'm going to ruin it for him.

The 570 is incredible. From the sound of the engine at high RPM's to the smooth power it makes.

We did race this morning and afternoon. There were a few races I couldn't hear him honking because when I drop the gears, the engine is screaming in my cabin. I also had my windows up cause my wife ain't about to sit in a Lambo without AC on a hot day.

My wife can attest to the not hearing part.

Several times. If I can't hear a honk, I usually just don't run. My wife on a couple runs was like "why is he just taking off?" I said "I can play that game."
I would start a three honk and then as soon as I finish I go for it, leaving him busses behind me. So really it was a matter of just rolling down the window.

But when I did roll down my window to listen in for the honking, and we go at the same time, I would usually pull him by 1-1.5 cars. We did those several times, and each time would be the same outcome. 1-1.5 cars.

I had it on sport mode, and I'm still learning the car. Supposedly the Corsa button is the Business button. No TC, No auto shifting if hitting the rev limit, no bull shit. It's supposed to shift harder and faster. I haven't pressed it yet, so we shall see. But in Sport mode, I'm very comfortable.

I'm still getting used to the car. I know there is a launch control button that is basically like a transbrake. Scared to use that to till I get a good feel for it. I don't want to be wrecking a Lambo. But I know from a dig.. this car is a freaking Rocket!

Irunelevens
02-14-2011, 02:30 AM
No surprise there. Get used to the car and run him from a dig :thumb:

myk
02-14-2011, 02:30 AM
That was a painful read with no actual race. Almost worse than taking a girl ou for dinner and getting no play

Hey man if you wanna write my biography it's gonna cost you! Lolz.


I'm going to ruin it for him.



I can't wait for the response...

Sticks n Stones
02-14-2011, 02:36 AM
badass rsky, truly badass. Kudos on taking out Killemall and his zo6 killer! Where's the vids?! And no dig run?!?! It's AWD, how hard can it be to launch?!?! lol

RSKY
02-14-2011, 02:42 AM
badass rsky, truly badass. Kudos on taking out Killemall and his zo6 killer! Where's the vids?! And no dig run?!?! It's AWD, how hard can it be to launch?!?! lol
Whoa.. What z06 has he killed? Not mine! Lol. And when I sold it with 520 na 610 spray I doubt he would have ever beat me. But we'll never know now.

myk
02-14-2011, 02:43 AM
badass rsky, truly badass. Kudos on taking out Killemall and his zo6 killer! Where's the vids?! And no dig run?!?! It's AWD, how hard can it be to launch?!?! lol

Yeah man, at least post 'pics of your raging bull...

willizm
02-14-2011, 02:52 AM
I can't wait for the response...

It will probably take a while. He's still editing the video that cuts off right before RSKY blows by him:eyes:

RSKY
02-14-2011, 03:00 AM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/rsky/024.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/rsky/027.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/rsky/036.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/rsky/021.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/rsky/011.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/rsky/010.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/rsky/009.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/rsky/005.jpg

Irunelevens
02-14-2011, 03:13 AM
I hate you again. Just for the record.

itsslow98
02-14-2011, 03:33 AM
All I can say is Thank you RSKY, for not being the normal high end exotic guys who drive 10 under the speed limit and dont use the car for what its meant for.

DGageSS
02-14-2011, 03:40 AM
^^like my father with his vipers and f430. he gets on it.....to 4k rpm then its time to shut er down, she had a good run....

Killemall
02-14-2011, 07:03 AM
sorry guys I had severe computer problems

had the story written within an hour of getting home. Hit the post button and my computer freezes. So Ive been working on the story and the vids for around 5 hours now. Computer has crashed I dont know how many times tonight. I did not intentionally leave you hanging...LOL

Im actually quite in agreement with RSKY's assesment..

However on the first run we honked and I saw his vehicle hanging by mine. He was only 1.5 cars back at 130 mph and we hit it at the same time from what I saw..

But the last two good races were clearly his as the video will show and his car is extremely impressive. A lil faster than when his Z06 was 500 rwhp for sure...

Fun times and cant wait till I get that lil extra HP on the 24th...

Fadi
02-14-2011, 08:33 AM
I'm going to ruin it for him.

The 570 is incredible. From the sound of the engine at high RPM's to the smooth power it makes.

We did race this morning and afternoon. There were a few races I couldn't hear him honking because when I drop the gears, the engine is screaming in my cabin. I also had my windows up cause my wife ain't about to sit in a Lambo without AC on a hot day.

My wife can attest to the not hearing part.

Several times. If I can't hear a honk, I usually just don't run. My wife on a couple runs was like "why is he just taking off?" I said "I can play that game."
I would start a three honk and then as soon as I finish I go for it, leaving him busses behind me. So really it was a matter of just rolling down the window.

But when I did roll down my window to listen in for the honking, and we go at the same time, I would usually pull him by 1-1.5 cars. We did those several times, and each time would be the same outcome. 1-1.5 cars.

I had it on sport mode, and I'm still learning the car. Supposedly the Corsa button is the Business button. No TC, No auto shifting if hitting the rev limit, no bull shit. It's supposed to shift harder and faster. I haven't pressed it yet, so we shall see. But in Sport mode, I'm very comfortable.

I'm still getting used to the car. I know there is a launch control button that is basically like a transbrake. Scared to use that to till I get a good feel for it. I don't want to be wrecking a Lambo. But I know from a dig.. this car is a freaking Rocket!

So you had 1-1.5 cars on him while not knowing the car 100%, not in the right shift mode, and having a passenger while he was solo? Killemall, maybe a name change is in demand? Maybe......icantbeatrskyforthelifeofme :chug:

WSsick
02-14-2011, 09:11 AM
#1- Your stories suck, just tell us who won or learn how to tell a good story without terrible attempts at imagery.
#2- It's Italian, not Italion.
#3- AMAZING, not amazeing
#4- You were "overweight" by like 50lbs. Big deal.
#5- Run from a dig like a man and get your ass handed to you.

PS-Wasn't your car down for a cam install, or was that just a lie?
PSS- His car looks better than yours ever will, and will sound infinitely better.

WSsick
02-14-2011, 09:12 AM
SEXY PICTURES

Can we get some videos of that thing? I wanna hear her! LOOOVE the color.




Give it to UGR. :secret2:

RSKY
02-14-2011, 10:34 AM
Well, like I said.. The first couple runs I went for it not hearing the honk and just seeing him take off. Just from that, I hung pretty close. But as soon as I realized that he was going to call those wins I decided not to even engage. I talked to wifey said "gotta open the window a little.". She said fine. I did, you lost.. She asked "did you have to turn off the AC to run him?". I said I didn't. It's just that fucking hot outside and me opening the window sucked all the cold air out.

There were a few times I returned the favor of honking first it was pretty ugly as well.. So if you want to say you beat me by a car half, that's fine. Cause it was about a bus length when I honked. Maybe more..:secret2:

Next weekend my supra buds want me to bring out the Lambo to a cruise. Hopefully a 430 scuderia will be there. If he wants killemall is invited. Hopefully this time, my bro that does my vids will ride shotgun and get some
Good footage. And another Rsky productions vid will be posted.

1badWS6
02-14-2011, 10:54 AM
Please tell me what you do for a living to afford that amazing piece of machinery...lol.

Killemall
02-14-2011, 10:58 AM
VIPER
-2003 SRT10 at 510 HP and 3380 pounds in stock form
-vehicle has mild bolt ons and custom tune at 480 rwhp
-vehicle has mild weight reduction at 3280 pounds
time of races vehicle had 85 pounds in trunk and 3/4 tank of gas

GALLARDO
-2011 LP 570-4 SUPERLEGGRA 570 HP and 3200 pounds in stock form
time of races vehicle had a 150 pound passenger and 1/2 tank of gas




To say I've been waiting for this my entire life would be an understatement

It's hard to stay focused as people gawk at the 300K Italion reving to my left. The sound is at first hard to soak in. Then suddenly it becomes simple to understand. Much like the way I felt the when I saw Apollo Creed hit the mat and not get back up, Im in disbelief. But unlike my hate for Ivan, The chorus surrounding me is appreciated.

Trying to stay focused and not gawk my self I am determined not to follow in Appolo's footsteps. In the forthcoming battle I am overweight and underpowered compared to the Italion. But despite my efforts to keep focused, I find myself dazed by the beauty over my left shoulder. I think back to 2004 when I bought my first new vette and wished just to one day race a Viper. How times have chaged as I'm about to battle one of the most desired cars ever produced.

Suddenly out of the corner of my eye I see the gesture to start and quickly leave my day dream and snap back to reality were my Viper is about to race RSKY's Gallardo. With little effort I lure RSKY into my safe zone of second gear at 70 mph. He eagerly matches this roll speed.

beep
Beep
BEEP

We start at the same time and to my suprise I land a solid blow cutting the Italions brow and gaing a length and a half from 70-130 mph. He's not a Machine! He's a Man! Much like the Grenches heart my confidance grew three sizes. But that confidance was very short lived.

beep
Beep
BEEP

What happenned next was a series of Daze and confusion. Countless battles with no real outcome. Between the 1000 angry bees in my exhaust and the Heavens parting from RSKY's we simply couldnt decipher the horn blast. Fatigued and without result we started a 3 hour lunch break. When we couldn't eat another bite we watched many differant people take pictures of the Italion and American. While gaining a fair amount of attention even next to the Italion, it became very clear that rather I won the next series of races or lost. RSKY would go home the winner. Now several hours later and despite being gorged we both were still hungry to continue and quickly faced off.

I tried to Lure the Italion into my 70 mph in second gear zone, But as if in a game of Chess RSKY took me to his level of 40 mph. Cowardly I could not commit to first gear at 40 mph and remained in second gear. It was only a few years ago while raceing RSKY at 40 mph in first gear that I sustained unrecoverable damage in a similar vehicle.

beep
Beep
BEEP

From 40 to only 80 mph the AWD Italion has already gained a car length. Then lands a devastateing uppercut and gains another length from 80 to 130 mph. While this blow was not a game ender. It was defiently a game changer and showed me just how potent the stock Italion was.

Completely shocked by the raw speed that I had just witnessed I stayed focused and thought of the first race I had fairly won.

beep
Beep
BEEP

We engaged eachother again several times to the same outcome of false starts. As we neared the end of our day it seemed that their would be no clear victor in this series. Then we came across a road that has solved many automotive mysteries for us. Just like it told us the truth about the C5 over M3 and confirmed the nsx over C5. It told us no lies. And when we questioned the RT10 Viper and NSX it again told us the truth. Never holding back on the stockish SRT10 vs stock Z06 this road has never let us down.

Their was a silent calm as I went against my Cowardness and downshifted to first gear at 20 mph to match the Italions speed.

beep
Beep
BEEP

We exploded from 20 to 60 mph as RSKY landed light jabs haveing my bumper at his front fender. Then from 60 to 95 it seemed as if the world stood still and the oceans ceased. Mere seconds turned into an eternity of side by side battle. But as I shifted from second to third at 95 mph I couldn't match the shifting speed of RSKY. He landed a body blow that took me to my knees as he gained a length from 95 to 130 mph. Suddenly the world continued to turn and the oceans crashed down as I looked at the Italions tail lights and knew that RSKY had put me in my place squarely behind him.

Amazeing ride RSKY and thanks for letting me race my dream. A NO BS high end Italion.

CONGRATS on the car and the Kill


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIPLCZvwqLs



HERE YA GO...Sorry about some of the camera angles ect. As you can Imagine operateing a camera while raceing isnt easy to do by your self

WSsick
02-14-2011, 11:01 AM
Rsky, fuck you and your hot weather. :lol:

Figures killemall would shorten the distances of his loses. A/c on :rotflmao:

Can't wait to see these vids. And I noticed one was added since the last time I checked this thread. Ill watch that when I get home.

RSKY
02-14-2011, 11:20 AM
Well.. as your vid shows.. both of us couldn't hear shit.. I guess we gotta run with windows down.

Stopsign32v
02-14-2011, 11:33 AM
Does the A/C get cut off automatically when you got WOT? I know Mustangs do that..Figured a Lambo would.

Killemall
02-14-2011, 11:37 AM
Well, like I said.. The first couple runs I went for it not hearing the honk and just seeing him take off. Just from that, I hung pretty close. But as soon as I realized that he was going to call those wins I decided not to even engage. I talked to wifey said "gotta open the window a little.". She said fine. I did, you lost.. She asked "did you have to turn off the AC to run him?". I said I didn't. It's just that fucking hot outside and me opening the window sucked all the cold air out.

There were a few times I returned the favor of honking first it was pretty ugly as well.. So if you want to say you beat me by a car half, that's fine. Cause it was about a bus length when I honked. Maybe more..:secret2:

Next weekend my supra buds want me to bring out the Lambo to a cruise. Hopefully a 430 scuderia will be there. If he wants killemall is invited. Hopefully this time, my bro that does my vids will ride shotgun and get some
Good footage. And another Rsky productions vid will be posted.


You lost the first race by a lil bit. Big deal. I lost the last two races by a lil bit. Big deal.

Take a good look at the vid posted and look at what I do after I do the 3 beep and realize that I started before you. You will observe that I get off of it and reset. All you or I can do is 3 beep and hope the other guy hears it. If it is obvious that one took off well before the other then simply call it and reset.

After the first race I felt bad and thats why I rolled up to you and said dont worry I just got lucky. That was me sincerely feeling a lil bad about beating you by a lil bit on the first race. Not the fact that you lost made me feel bad but the fact that you dropped so much money. I was afraid that the car wasnt as fast as we had thought.

But quickly you showed me it was very fast and then I didnt feel bad anymore. That was the only W I got. As you can tell by my story and vid all the false starts hold no weight to me.

fadi, I had 85 pounds of weight in the trunk from various internal engine parts Im haveing installed soon as well as stereo equipment that I usually drop in the garage before a race. 85 pounds does not equal a passenger. But we agreed and I purposely put in 3/4 tank of gas while RSKY had his female passenger and a 1/2 tank of gas.

You speak of me changeing my name ect. Last time I checked the f458 and 570 superleggra are fierce competitors and are both capable of high 10's at 129-134 mph. Considering the caliber of car. Im very happy with my vipers performance for only 40 rwhp over stock. Mild bolt ons and tune. I still dont have headers/throttle body or even an air intake.:chug:


Nice runs RSKY...Hopefully communication can be better next time. But I always find it hard to communicate on that road. theirs always traffic and turns and bridges ect that you have to think about while trying to get a good clean race. Atleaste we have those two clean w's for you on vid.


Im always down to play with a Ferrari.:sack: or Lambo:devil: or GTR:barf: (just kiddin noob)

FOG52
02-14-2011, 12:09 PM
Nice race OP!


LP 570-4 SUPERLEGGRA are no joke I'd love to try my luck at one.

willizm
02-14-2011, 12:36 PM
Killemall, do you seriously think you won any of those races? It looks like in all your vids you lost by a length or two to RSKY who isn't even driving to the cars full potential. Unless you call a false start a race:eyes:

Well you must be delusional. Just like when you said your half black. You're pastier than me and you live in Hawaii. Lol

hugger1975
02-14-2011, 12:48 PM
im pretty sure i have never mentioned weight in my car on any thread i posted.

unless its excessive, it shuld be assumed everybody has something in their trunk.

RSKY
02-14-2011, 12:52 PM
Killemall, do you seriously think you won any of those races? It looks like in all your vids you lost by a length or two to RSKY who isn't even driving to the cars full potential. Unless you call a false start a race:eyes:

Well you must be delusional. Just like when you said your half black. You're pastier than me and you live in Hawaii. Lol

Actually, he is half black and white. I've met his parents and they are both very nice. As far as his skin tone, it just turns out that he and his sisters pull more on the white side in terms of skin color.

LightningTeg
02-14-2011, 01:02 PM
Jesus just admit you got your ass handed to you by a more ridiculous car. This makes me really wanna drive my car but its down until the end of the month =(

Fadi
02-14-2011, 01:12 PM
Actually, he is half black and white. I've met his parents and they are both very nice. As far as his skin tone, it just turns out that he and his sisters pull more on the white side in terms of skin color.

RSKY, For the love of LS1TECH and the rest of the world, next time you race Killemall, please MAKE SURE you both have passengers, your windows are slightly down so there are no horn excuses, and you are in the right race mode. You should have learned by now that Killemall will do ANYTHING to get a win on video, even if he cheats his way there, so he can post it on the forums. Luckily, most of the times the forum member are quick to catch on his BS.

willizm
02-14-2011, 01:22 PM
Actually, he is half black and white. I've met his parents and they are both very nice. As far as his skin tone, it just turns out that he and his sisters pull more on the white side in terms of skin color.

Black is a color and African is decent. Would people call me a ginger? No, but I'm Irish. You could be of African decent and still white. Just sayin'

UBoysPlayBall?
02-14-2011, 02:00 PM
First of all that was the worst attempt of a street race I have ever seen. lol How hard is it to get a clean run in :confused:

Anyhow, two awesome machines! No suprise the LP570 is quick but I didn't expect a light bolt-on Gen 3 Viper would run that close. I can only imagine a Gen IV to be insanely fast. :hail:

1992TsiAWD
02-14-2011, 02:29 PM
Black is a color and African is decent. Would people call me a ginger? No, but I'm Irish. You could be of African decent and still white. Just sayin'

I don't know about being white and of African descent...but most black Americans I've met prefer to be called 'black' rather than African Americans.

I'm a white American, not a European American. Sure, my recent genes may have originated in Europe a hundred years ago, but I'm not European.

marc97taws6
02-14-2011, 02:41 PM
1. I am so glad that Killemall is attempting to write paragraphs. That made me smile

2. Looks like you guys didn't ever really get a clean run in that video? Maybe traffic? Have a camera man in the car next time if possible!

3. RSKY, your Lambo is :drool: and I think I need to change my pants after this post

Either way, looks like you guys had some fun

And you both can go die. It is 40 degrees in Iowa right now and I felt like it was "hot" walking outside today in just a sweatshirt hoodie LOL :bang:

WS6sleeper
02-14-2011, 02:59 PM
Either dig race or have a clean roll race. How hard is it to have a clean start? Geez.

WSsick
02-14-2011, 03:00 PM
Just watched the video and that was terrible. Why even bother putting bad runs into the video over and over and over again? Put the good runs in, leave the 5 hours of looking at the cars out, and for God's sake keep that shit music out of a racing video.

Black is a color and African is decent. Would people call me a ginger? No, but I'm Irish. You could be of African decent and still white. Just sayin'

I'd call you a ginger. :lol:

WSsick
02-14-2011, 03:02 PM
Killemall- serisously dude, do you make an excuse for everything? The weights came out the same, give or take 50lbs. Quit your bitching, your car is slower than RSKY's.


RSKY- next time, run this faggot from a dig with launch control and in Corsa (if you feel comfortable enough to do so) and make sure everything is equal (passenger each) so he can't bitch. Can't wait to see a good video out of your camp instead of the crap he makes.

willizm
02-14-2011, 03:06 PM
Just watched the video and that was terrible. Why even bother putting bad runs into the video over and over and over again? Put the good runs in, leave the 5 hours of looking at the cars out, and for God's sake keep that shit music out of a racing video.



I'd call you a ginger. :lol:

I made this video just for you then.:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM

marc97taws6
02-14-2011, 03:10 PM
I made this video just for you then.:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM

Gingers still don't have souls.... :engarde:

willizm
02-14-2011, 03:11 PM
^You are probably right. Thank god I'm a dirty blonde with 100% soulage.

chaman
02-14-2011, 03:12 PM
Killemall- serisously dude, do you make an excuse for everything? The weights came out the same, give or take 50lbs. Quit your bitching, your car is slower than RSKY's.


RSKY- next time, run this faggot from a dig with launch control and in Corsa (if you feel comfortable enough to do so) and make sure everything is equal (passenger each) so he can't bitch. Can't wait to see a good video out of your camp instead of the crap he makes.

This.:D

WSsick
02-14-2011, 03:13 PM
I made this video just for you then.:D

Bullshit asshole. :jest::jest:

oddwraith
02-14-2011, 05:00 PM
Ok I know I said I wouldn't read anymore killmail from killemall, but this one sounded too good to pass up. I'd like to see more actually. Good write up and nice cars :cheers: I really hope you guys will do a dig :)

LightningTeg
02-14-2011, 06:16 PM
Bullshit asshole. :jest::jest:

No one likes the tuna here... :secret2:

hugger1975
02-14-2011, 06:30 PM
No one likes the tuna here... :secret2:

winnar!!!!

:lol:

WSsick
02-14-2011, 06:42 PM
Winner winner chicken dinner. Didn't know if anyone would catch it.

Killemall
02-14-2011, 07:06 PM
Nice race OP!


LP 570-4 SUPERLEGGRA are no joke I'd love to try my luck at one.

Thanks man..570 superleggra is VERY fast for a stock vehicle.

Killemall
02-14-2011, 07:11 PM
RSKY, For the love of LS1TECH and the rest of the world, next time you race Killemall, please MAKE SURE you both have passengers, your windows are slightly down so there are no horn excuses, and you are in the right race mode. You should have learned by now that Killemall will do ANYTHING to get a win on video, even if he cheats his way there, so he can post it on the forums. Luckily, most of the times the forum member are quick to catch on his BS.

You are actually quite wrong. The one vid I have of me winning the first race wasnt even posted. The camera swings on me several times during the race and I dont want my face on film. I posted ZERO vids of me legitimately beating the Gallardo. Those were just false starts.

willizm
02-14-2011, 07:21 PM
Bullshit asshole. :jest::jest:

No one likes the tuna here... :secret2:

Yeah well I do. :engarde:

Average Joe
02-14-2011, 07:24 PM
RSKY's Lambo: :drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:: drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::d rool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::dr ool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::dro ol::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool: SWEEETTT!!!

Killemall
02-14-2011, 07:26 PM
First of all that was the worst attempt of a street race I have ever seen. lol How hard is it to get a clean run in :confused:

Anyhow, two awesome machines! No suprise the LP570 is quick but I didn't expect a light bolt-on Gen 3 Viper would run that close. I can only imagine a Gen IV to be insanely fast. :hail:

Thanks man. I changed the tune recently to a custom SCT tune from the generic SCT tune I had. With the Generic tune I was at 476 rwhp. The car admittedly feels a bit more powerful now. I may be closer to 490 rwhp but say 480 rwhp to be conservative.

The car is at 3280 pounds and thats 100 pounds lighter than a 3380 pound 2003-2006 vert viper. And 170 pounds lighter than a 2008 3450 pound viper..

So to be honest I dont think a gen4 Viper at 170 pounds more than me and maybe another 40 rwhp is that fast. I think it could maybe tie the gallardo instead of loseing by 1-1.5 cars like I did

kidcamaro98
02-14-2011, 07:28 PM
Didnt even read the thread, just went straight to the video and Now I am happy I didnt read the thread, because the video wasted enough of my life.

what a joke. Stop posting shit.

AWDTBSS
02-14-2011, 07:30 PM
why not have the passenger next time scream out 1-2-3, i've seen that work when people dont have good horns. or get an Air Horn LOL

Killemall
02-14-2011, 07:30 PM
1. I am so glad that Killemall is attempting to write paragraphs. That made me smile

2. Looks like you guys didn't ever really get a clean run in that video? Maybe traffic? Have a camera man in the car next time if possible!

3. RSKY, your Lambo is :drool: and I think I need to change my pants after this post

Either way, looks like you guys had some fun

And you both can go die. It is 40 degrees in Iowa right now and I felt like it was "hot" walking outside today in just a sweatshirt hoodie LOL :bang:


Yes we did eventually get two very clean runs in the vid and RSKY's car pulled by a length on one and 1.5 lengths on another. It was frustrateing at times but overall a good time...

Cameraman in both cars would be awesome

Killemall
02-14-2011, 07:34 PM
Ok I know I said I wouldn't read anymore killmail from killemall, but this one sounded too good to pass up. I'd like to see more actually. Good write up and nice cars :cheers: I really hope you guys will do a dig :)



Thanks man..

My best 0-60 in my car ever is only a pathetic 3.6 spinning ect with the pedal only half down the first 50 feet.

In comparison his car can do high 2's on a perfect run and mid 3's on a botched run. I think its gonna be ugly for me from a dig..LOL

LightningTeg
02-14-2011, 08:53 PM
Thanks man..570 superleggra is VERY fast for a stock vehicle.

You are actually quite wrong. The one vid I have of me winning the first race wasnt even posted. The camera swings on me several times during the race and I dont want my face on film. I posted ZERO vids of me legitimately beating the Gallardo. Those were just false starts.

Thanks man. I changed the tune recently to a custom SCT tune from the generic SCT tune I had. With the Generic tune I was at 476 rwhp. The car admittedly feels a bit more powerful now. I may be closer to 490 rwhp but say 480 rwhp to be conservative.

The car is at 3280 pounds and thats 100 pounds lighter than a 3380 pound 2003-2006 vert viper. And 170 pounds lighter than a 2008 3450 pound viper..

So to be honest I dont think a gen4 Viper at 170 pounds more than me and maybe another 40 rwhp is that fast. I think it could maybe tie the gallardo instead of loseing by 1-1.5 cars like I did

Yes we did eventually get two very clean runs in the vid and RSKY's car pulled by a length on one and 1.5 lengths on another. It was frustrateing at times but overall a good time...

Cameraman in both cars would be awesome

Thanks man..

My best 0-60 in my car ever is only a pathetic 3.6 spinning ect with the pedal only half down the first 50 feet.

In comparison his car can do high 2's on a perfect run and mid 3's on a botched run. I think its gonna be ugly for me from a dig..LOL

Can you please use multiquite? I think it will help everyone in believing you are a somewhat intelligent person.

willizm
02-14-2011, 09:03 PM
Can you please use multiquite? I think it will help everyone in believing you are a somewhat intelligent person.

:rotflmao::rotflmao:

Irunelevens
02-14-2011, 09:20 PM
Can you please use multiquite? I think it will help everyone in believing you are a somewhat intelligent person.

I've tried... doubt he's ever gonna do it.

V-seriesTech
02-14-2011, 10:42 PM
mother fucking mother fucker.

Killemall
02-14-2011, 10:48 PM
Can you please use multiquite? I think it will help everyone in believing you are a somewhat intelligent person.

not here for intelligence to prove Im smart. Just here for racein. But all jokes aside were is the multi quote future? Ill use it

Irunelevens
02-14-2011, 10:52 PM
It's next to the "Quote" button.

marc97taws6
02-14-2011, 10:53 PM
not here for intelligence to prove Im smart. Just here for racein. But all jokes aside were is the multi quote future? Ill use it
You see that little icon right next to the Quote icon with "" on it - that is your friend. Click that on each post of each person you want to quote and then hit reply

Stopsign32v
02-14-2011, 10:57 PM
It's next to the "Quote" button.

Hol-e-shit I feel dumb right about now.....I never knew that and always opened up multiple pages. Fuck me :bang:

Irunelevens
02-14-2011, 11:06 PM
Hol-e-shit I feel dumb right about now.....I never knew that and always opened up multiple pages. Fuck me :bang:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Oh man that's great!

marc97taws6
02-14-2011, 11:08 PM
Hol-e-shit I feel dumb right about now.....I never knew that and always opened up multiple pages. Fuck me :bang:

Bahahahaha, and here I was thinking you were smart :lol:

Stopsign32v
02-14-2011, 11:16 PM
Bahahahaha, and here I was thinking you were smart :lol:

:rotflmao: I never even looked to see what it was for!

Silvy6.0
02-14-2011, 11:17 PM
..............:(

WSsick
02-14-2011, 11:23 PM
what a joke. Stop posting shit.

This x a billion.

My...car... is... pathetic

I think its gonna be ugly for me from a dig..LOL

At least you know it.:engarde:

Can you please use multiquite? I think it will help everyone in believing you are a somewhat intelligent person.

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

not here for intelligence to prove Im smart. Just here for racein. But all jokes aside were is the multi quote future? Ill use it

LOL we can tell that. The irony is in bold. I really wonder how you got a good enough job to own a Viper and other toys. Were you one of those sue happy dumb motherfuckers who didn't know coffee was hot and sued when it burnt you because you spilled it?

Please God use the multi-quote now.

Hol-e-shit I feel dumb right about now.....I never knew that and always opened up multiple pages. Fuck me :bang:

Weeeeeeeetawd.

Stopsign32v
02-14-2011, 11:31 PM
lol fuck you sean

itsslow98
02-14-2011, 11:39 PM
I think the next race should make it even by putting 78lbs of legitmate internal engine parts for a lambo in his trunk. And then they should both find equal weight passengers down to the ounce to ride along.

Mother fucker is complaining about 80lbs in a car that weighs 3200lbs. I couldnt weigh that damn much if i took the whole motor out of my car.

WSsick
02-14-2011, 11:48 PM
http://i54.tinypic.com/2nkum9.jpg

WSsick
02-14-2011, 11:51 PM
lol fuck you sean

:D


And if you were serious in that other thread about not knowing what a GoPro is...

http://gopro.com/cameras/hd-motorsports-hero-camera

Gaunt
02-15-2011, 12:23 AM
Nice Lambo RSKY, looking forward to even more videos.

Stopsign32v
02-15-2011, 07:36 AM
:D


And if you were serious in that other thread about not knowing what a GoPro is...

http://gopro.com/cameras/hd-motorsports-hero-camera

Beans already PMed me brah! Welcome to last week :eyes:

me :gtfo: sean

Stopsign32v
02-15-2011, 07:38 AM
I think the next race should make it even by putting 78lbs of legitmate internal engine parts for a lambo in his trunk. And then they should both find equal weight passengers down to the ounce to ride along.

Mother fucker is complaining about 80lbs in a car that weighs 3200lbs. I couldnt weigh that damn much if i took the whole motor out of my car.

Who runs around with car parts in their trunk that they later plan to put on? :huh: Maybe I should throw the turbo and manifold in the hatch. :nod:

Mr370z
02-15-2011, 08:17 AM
Interesting...

Looks like some of you guys need a course on using forum features...

WSsick
02-15-2011, 08:59 AM
Beans already PMed me brah! Welcome to last week :eyes:

me :gtfo: sean

Who runs around with car parts in their trunk that they later plan to put on? :huh: Maybe I should throw the turbo and manifold in the hatch. :nod:

Use the multi-quote motherfucker!:mad::bang:

Beans
02-15-2011, 09:59 AM
Use the multi-quote motherfucker!:mad::bang:

Fuckin' Stopsign...

:rotflmao:

willizm
02-15-2011, 11:07 AM
The last 10 replies to this thread were more entertaining than the OP's narrative. :lol:

The Manalishi
02-15-2011, 11:11 AM
The last 10 replies to this thread were more entertaining than the OP's narrative. :lol:

That shouldn't surprise you. :chug:

WSsick
02-15-2011, 11:26 AM
That shouldn't surprise you. :chug:

Truf.

96ssindeed
02-16-2011, 04:01 PM
Just to clarify. RSKY said he put a bus on you when he honked, you say 1-1.5 cars. So how much was it really?

Heres the part of his post i forgot to quote,

There were a few times I returned the favor of honking first it was pretty ugly as well.. So if you want to say you beat me by a car half, that's fine. Cause it was about a bus length when I honked. Maybe more..

kidcamaro98
02-16-2011, 07:19 PM
either way Killmalls video made it look like they were flirting. I didnt see one solid good race out of that 5 minute flirt video but I could clearly tell that the lambo was a good deal faster then the viper.

96ssindeed
02-17-2011, 04:34 PM
either way Killmalls video made it look like they were flirting. I didnt see one solid good race out of that 5 minute flirt video but I could clearly tell that the lambo was a good deal faster then the viper.


I think we can all agree on that. :D

MillerTime85
02-17-2011, 05:06 PM
Cool car but that is the shittiest camera position.See more of your hand then the actual cars.

assasinator
02-17-2011, 06:20 PM
Thanks man. I changed the tune recently to a custom SCT tune from the generic SCT tune I had. With the Generic tune I was at 476 rwhp. The car admittedly feels a bit more powerful now. I may be closer to 490 rwhp but say 480 rwhp to be conservative.

The car is at 3280 pounds and thats 100 pounds lighter than a 3380 pound 2003-2006 vert viper. And 170 pounds lighter than a 2008 3450 pound viper..

So to be honest I dont think a gen4 Viper at 170 pounds more than me and maybe another 40 rwhp is that fast. I think it could maybe tie the gallardo instead of loseing by 1-1.5 cars like I did

and still 300 lbs heavier than my older car. you car is so heavy man.

The Manalishi
02-17-2011, 06:22 PM
and still 300 lbs heavier than my older car. you car is so heavy man.

Prepare to be bombarded by magazine articles and internet facts about the weights of every car that could compete with the viper.

Killemall
02-17-2011, 07:39 PM
So you had 1-1.5 cars on him while not knowing the car 100%, not in the right shift mode, and having a passenger while he was solo? Killemall, maybe a name change is in demand? Maybe......icantbeatrskyforthelifeofme :chug:

(You make no sense. I just hung damn well with a 129-134 mph 1/4 mile car in a 8 year old viper with light mods and tune..)

#1- Your stories suck, just tell us who won or learn how to tell a good story without terrible attempts at imagery.
#2- It's Italian, not Italion.
#3- AMAZING, not amazeing
#4- You were "overweight" by like 50lbs. Big deal.
#5- Run from a dig like a man and get your ass handed to you.

(see vid)

PS-Wasn't your car down for a cam install, or was that just a lie?
PSS- His car looks better than yours ever will, and will sound infinitely better.

(I dont lie bout shit man. Long story about a dealership trying to screw me and ultimately fixing my stuff for free but not installing the performance parts)

Killemall, do you seriously think you won any of those races? It looks like in all your vids you lost by a length or two to RSKY who isn't even driving to the cars full potential. Unless you call a false start a race:eyes:

Well you must be delusional. Just like when you said your half black. You're pastier than me and you live in Hawaii. Lol

(who cares what color I am)

im pretty sure i have never mentioned weight in my car on any thread i posted.

(you probally didnt have a legitimate 80-100 pounds in your trunk)

unless its excessive, it shuld be assumed everybody has something in their trunk.

(see vid)

Jesus just admit you got your ass handed to you by a more ridiculous car. This makes me really wanna drive my car but its down until the end of the month =(

(Admit what? 1-1.5 cars on clean runs isnt getting my ass handed to me..He pulled on my 2-3 shift wich is a hard shift in a viper..With more pactice on my side it could be a 1/2 car to 1 car lead for him..His paddle shifters are amazeing)

RSKY, For the love of LS1TECH and the rest of the world, next time you race Killemall, please MAKE SURE you both have passengers, your windows are slightly down so there are no horn excuses, and you are in the right race mode. You should have learned by now that Killemall will do ANYTHING to get a win on video, even if he cheats his way there, so he can post it on the forums. Luckily, most of the times the forum member are quick to catch on his BS.

(weres your Gallardo..did you upgrade to a newer Lambo or ferrari? Race any Vipers...You havent added anything to this site in quite some time..So stop bitching)

First of all that was the worst attempt of a street race I have ever seen. lol How hard is it to get a clean run in :confused:

(hard for two guys not wanting to lose an inch by rolling down their windows)

Anyhow, two awesome machines! No suprise the LP570 is quick but I didn't expect a light bolt-on Gen 3 Viper would run that close. I can only imagine a Gen IV to be insanely fast. :hail:

(Me either)

Killemall- serisously dude, do you make an excuse for everything? The weights came out the same, give or take 50lbs. Quit your bitching, your car is slower than RSKY's.

(no excuse..my story and vid was very fair. He had a passenger and I had lots of weight in the trunk..Should be mentioned)


RSKY- next time, run this faggot from a dig with launch control and in Corsa (if you feel comfortable enough to do so) and make sure everything is equal (passenger each) so he can't bitch. Can't wait to see a good video out of your camp instead of the crap he makes.

(Faggot?..That word seems rooted in your mind..Good luck with that you rascally rabbit)

Ok I know I said I wouldn't read anymore killmail from killemall, but this one sounded too good to pass up. I'd like to see more actually. Good write up and nice cars :cheers: I really hope you guys will do a dig :)

(thanks)

I think the next race should make it even by putting 78lbs of legitmate internal engine parts for a lambo in his trunk. And then they should both find equal weight passengers down to the ounce to ride along.

(Both nothing in the trunk and a passenger will be good)

Mother fucker is complaining about 80lbs in a car that weighs 3200lbs. I couldnt weigh that damn much if i took the whole motor out of my car.

(not complaining just stateing facts)

Who runs around with car parts in their trunk that they later plan to put on? :huh: Maybe I should throw the turbo and manifold in the hatch. :nod:

(see vid)

Just to clarify. RSKY said he put a bus on you when he honked, you say 1-1.5 cars. So how much was it really?

(no one put more than a car and a half on anyone except on false starts)

Heres the part of his post i forgot to quote,

There were a few times I returned the favor of honking first it was pretty ugly as well.. So if you want to say you beat me by a car half, that's fine. Cause it was about a bus length when I honked. Maybe more..

either way Killmalls video made it look like they were flirting. I didnt see one solid good race out of that 5 minute flirt video but I could clearly tell that the lambo was a good deal faster then the viper.

(wouldnt say 1-1.5 cars is a good deal. These are two fairly fast rides..What seems like mere seconds in the vid is actually damn near 50-150 mph. We are side by side in the two good races from 25-120 (then he pulls a car from 120-130...And side by side from 50-120 Tthen he pulls car car and a half from 120-140)

Cool car but that is the shittiest camera position.See more of your hand then the actual cars.

(Running a camera by your self while racing isnt easy)


USE MULTI QUOTE MOTHER FUCKERS


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekNMkZMxQB8

LightningTeg
02-17-2011, 07:52 PM
See, isnt that much better? One nice concise post.

And from videos I saw him pulling away everytime. 1-1.5 cars I would think you stopped his pull and sat there.

Irunelevens
02-17-2011, 07:54 PM
It only would have gotten worse if they had gone faster.

MillerTime85
02-17-2011, 08:03 PM
(Running a camera by your self while racing isnt easy)



True.But you could of mounted by rear window area facing forward or turned it just slightly more towards the front from the dash area it was at.my .02

Killemall
02-17-2011, 09:14 PM
The rear window on the convertable sucks..Already tried..If he's on my left side it will be a very good vid..right side hits into the mount..

as far as him pulling away past 140 mph we will never know. on our next encounter I will have a air inatke and very mild OEM viper competition coupe camshaft...Both together are only worth 15-20 rwhp..

This was really just to see were my car was against him before my new mods..

Cant wait to see if things get evened up..Still amazes me that it will take a 500 rwhp viper with 100 pounds weight reduction to run with a stock 570 superleggera..

Gallarado has really upped its game with this monster. A 2004 Gallardo will get pulled by a stock 2003 viper by 1-1.5 cars

Irunelevens
02-17-2011, 09:16 PM
Once he's running his car in "kill" mode with a bit more practice, I'm sure it will still be no problem. And he'll still walk you 150+ I'd bet ;).

LightningTeg
02-17-2011, 09:26 PM
The rear window on the convertable sucks..Already tried..If he's on my left side it will be a very good vid..right side hits into the mount..

as far as him pulling away past 140 mph we will never know. on our next encounter I will have a air inatke and very mild OEM viper competition coupe camshaft...Both together are only worth 15-20 rwhp..

This was really just to see were my car was against him before my new mods..

Cant wait to see if things get evened up..Still amazes me that it will take a 500 rwhp viper with 100 pounds weight reduction to run with a stock 570 superleggera..

Gallarado has really upped its game with this monster. A 2004 Gallardo will get pulled by a stock 2003 viper by 1-1.5 cars

So a stock viper at 450whp + 15-20whp is now 500whp?

chaman
02-17-2011, 09:37 PM
http://blog.timesunion.com/mcguire/files/2010/03/excuses.jpg

marc97taws6
02-17-2011, 10:30 PM
I will have a air inatke and very mild OEM viper competition coupe camshaft...Both together are only worth 15-20 rwhp.
1. You should have gotten a larger cam :ripped:
2. 15-20rwhp more will beat his Lambo?

The Manalishi
02-17-2011, 10:38 PM
Killemall has more excuses than a fifty cent hooker at the police station.

Irunelevens
02-17-2011, 10:41 PM
(And this style of typing is just as annoying as not multi-quoting)

willizm
02-17-2011, 11:51 PM
very mild OEM viper competition coupe camshaft...Both together are only worth 15-20 rwhp..



Thanks for spelling that out. I would have mistaken that for a 'mild cam' otherwise

New rule of the Internet car forums. If your hp performance mod has more letters than the horsepower gained, then it doesn't count nor is worth mentioning. I'm looking at you smooth belows.

Mr370z
02-18-2011, 12:09 AM
Only Killemall would whine about a Viper.

Killemall
02-18-2011, 01:20 AM
Once he's running his car in "kill" mode with a bit more practice, I'm sure it will still be no problem. And he'll still walk you 150+ I'd bet ;).


Theirs no kill mode..His car will just shift a lil faster..he's running max power the way it is..

So a stock viper at 450whp + 15-20whp is now 500whp?

stock viper?...kn filters...light weight fly wheel...light weight hood...light weight crank pulley...titanium exhaust...no cats...roller rockers...sct tune all for the current 480-490 rwhp isnt stock.. stock is actually more like 445 rwhp...The KN air intake and mild cam will put me in the 500-510 rwhp range.

I chose this cam because since it is a OEM viper cam from Mopar I can still be covered under warranty..Also it sounds stock...For resale you dont want to be trying to sell a heavily cammed viper...But a viper with a competition coupe camshaft is desirable

1. You should have gotten a larger cam :ripped:
2. 15-20rwhp more will beat his Lambo?

honestly with just a better 2-3 shift it could have been closer than the 1-1.5 car length advantage he had. So yes with an extra 15-20 rwhp and a lil practice on the 2-3 shift..Hard to say wich way it will go..Fun times reguardless..Should be door to door till 160 mph..At this point my cars gearing completely falls on its face and his comes to life...And yes at 160 mph even if I had 550 rwhp I think he would walk away...Vipers suck after 160 mph...In the 2010's they fixed this with revised gearing..But the 92-09 all suck pretty bad past 160 mph.

Irunelevens
02-18-2011, 01:28 AM
Corsa mode changes gears faster, and also enables launch control... if ya'll do a dig run, it's gonna be a slaughter :lol:

Johnnystock
02-18-2011, 01:47 AM
2 nice cars.. but how can is it possible that plp can only get 2 good rolls outta 10+ races?? I read all the reasons in the thread, but still..

96ssindeed
02-18-2011, 06:07 AM
New rule of the Internet car forums. If your hp performance mod has more letters than the horsepower gained, then it doesn't count nor is worth mentioning. I'm looking at you smooth belows.

Rofl

honestly with just a better 2-3 shift it could have been closer than the 1-1.5 car length advantage he had. So yes with an extra 15-20 rwhp and a lil practice on the 2-3 shift..Hard to say wich way it will go..Fun times reguardless..Should be door to door till 160 mph..At this point my cars gearing completely falls on its face and his comes to life...And yes at 160 mph even if I had 550 rwhp I think he would walk away...Vipers suck after 160 mph...In the 2010's they fixed this with revised gearing..But the 92-09 all suck pretty bad past 160 mph.


I'm honestly not trying to be a dick, but if your having problems with making a shift or racing your car from a dig why not get a bunch of practice so you can make a good dig race. I figure you actually run that car from a dig with no excuses and these guys will let up some.

HioSSilver
02-18-2011, 07:25 AM
op should think about a career writing short stories. The read had me on the edge of my seat....the vid kinda sucked...crack a window so ya hear the beeps.

willizm
02-18-2011, 08:55 AM
Killemall, why get a mild cam? Why not put some serious stuff in your car and live up to your name. Hell, even some nitrous would make that car a serious threat to anything on that island. Adding a mild cam to that car just seems like putting a little present under a big ass Christmas tree.

Fadi
02-18-2011, 01:26 PM
(Killemall, you got beat by a 127-129 car, not a 129-134 mph car like you stated)

(Once Rsky learns how to drive the car and takes out a passenger and re runs you, then you will soon lose by 2-3 cars by a 127-129 car.)

LightningTeg
02-18-2011, 01:44 PM
Killemall, why get a mild cam? Why not put some serious stuff in your car and live up to your name. Hell, even some nitrous would make that car a serious threat to anything on that island. Adding a mild cam to that car just seems like putting a little present under a big ass Christmas tree.

Agreed. I want to see some big ass turbo SRT10 dominating everything instead of making excuses. :chug:

WSsick
02-18-2011, 01:58 PM
Holy shit he used multi quote. Now just get rid of the (this bullshit) and you'll be set.

Killemall, why get a mild cam? Why not put some serious stuff in your car and live up to your name. Hell, even some nitrous would make that car a serious threat to anything on that island. Adding a mild cam to that car just seems like putting a little present under a big ass Christmas tree.

He wants a mild cam so he gets extra power, but then if he loses he can say, "well, it's only a mild cam." Sooo basically it's a built in excuse.

The Manalishi
02-18-2011, 01:58 PM
Killemall, why get a mild cam? Why not put some serious stuff in your car and live up to your name. Hell, even some nitrous would make that car a serious threat to anything on that island. Adding a mild cam to that car just seems like putting a little present under a big ass Christmas tree.

He'd probably crash it. That would be too much raw wheel horsepower for him to handle.

Irunelevens
02-18-2011, 02:03 PM
(Admit what? 1-1.5 cars on clean runs isnt getting my ass handed to me..He pulled on my 2-3 shift wich is a hard shift in a viper..With more pactice on my side it could be a 1/2 car to 1 car lead for him..His paddle shifters are amazeing)


Haven't you had this car for something like 2 years?

FEARSM
02-18-2011, 02:11 PM
Haven't you had this car for something like 2 years?

Not only that, but he was said several times that he has done hundreds of launches using his Gtech clone and he has years of drag racing experience. Plus he guaranteed that whatever Gtech time he was running he would be able to 100% duplicate at the track.

willizm
02-18-2011, 02:24 PM
He'd probably crash it. That would be too much raw wheel horsepower for him to handle.

:funny:

WSsick
02-18-2011, 03:31 PM
Not only that, but he was said several times that he has done hundreds of launches using his Gtech clone and he has years of drag racing experience. Plus he guaranteed that whatever Gtech time he was running he would be able to 100% duplicate at the track.

100% win!

The Manalishi
02-18-2011, 03:36 PM
Haven't you had this car for something like 2 years?

Not only that, but he was said several times that he has done hundreds of launches using his Gtech clone and he has years of drag racing experience. Plus he guaranteed that whatever Gtech time he was running he would be able to 100% duplicate at the track.

100% win!

You guys should know he can't drive for shit. Hell he stuffed two Vipers all ready, I'm shocked this one has lasted as long as it has.

To summarize: He can't drive, he makes excuses when he loses and he can't tell a story worth a damn. Basically a ricer with a Viper.

hugger1975
02-18-2011, 04:20 PM
:corn:

ok, who beat me the raw wheel hp saying



thats mine :squintyeyes:

chaman
02-18-2011, 04:34 PM
To summarize: He can't drive, he makes excuses when he loses and he can't tell a story worth a damn. Basically a ricer with a Viper.

http://rickschettino.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/owned-badhair.jpg

snake95
02-18-2011, 06:45 PM
Fucking. Raw wheel.

Killemall
02-18-2011, 07:20 PM
Once he's running his car in "kill" mode with a bit more practice, I'm sure it will still be no problem. And he'll still walk you 150+ I'd bet ;).

Corsa mode changes gears faster, and also enables launch control... if ya'll do a dig run, it's gonna be a slaughter :lol:


Actually Im quite good at 1/4 mile raceing. Even the 650 awhp GTR couldnt beat my time as of yet.

2 nice cars.. but how can is it possible that plp can only get 2 good rolls outta 10+ races?? I read all the reasons in the thread, but still..

Rofl




I'm honestly not trying to be a dick, but if your having problems with making a shift or racing your car from a dig why not get a bunch of practice so you can make a good dig race. I figure you actually run that car from a dig with no excuses and these guys will let up some.

Again Ive got around 200 passes in this car and Im currently the fastest

op should think about a career writing short stories. The read had me on the edge of my seat....the vid kinda sucked...crack a window so ya hear the beeps.

Thanks a lot

Killemall, why get a mild cam? Why not put some serious stuff in your car and live up to your name. Hell, even some nitrous would make that car a serious threat to anything on that island. Adding a mild cam to that car just seems like putting a little present under a big ass Christmas tree.

I love the fact that I just have bolt ons and now gonna have just an oem viper camshaft..Once I ad headers and throttle body as well were talking 530 rwhp on a just bolt on tuned oem cammed viper. Getting yanked by somthing like that is far more impressive than getting yanked by a TT Viper.

(Killemall, you got beat by a 127-129 car, not a 129-134 mph car like you stated)


You couldnt be more wrong....The Lambo was recently tested against the F458 and only ran a 129.0 vs the F458's 128.5..So yes Im some what in agreeance. But the F458 just went 134 mph in another mag...Me putting two and two together from the vids Ive seen of them raceing and the last head to head testing. Anything the F458 can do the lambo can as well..

So I say 129-134 mph car


(Once Rsky learns how to drive the car and takes out a passenger and re runs you, then you will soon lose by 2-3 cars by a 127-129 car.)

If that makes you feel better about going from a Lambo to a GTR then what can I do..I think Im gonna trade in my viper and get a GTO tomorrow to follow in your wisdon

Agreed. I want to see some big ass turbo SRT10 dominating everything instead of making excuses. :chug:


I like beating people with mild stuff. Everyone knows a TT Viper or TT Gallardo is the top of the food chain. They simply arent supposed to lose. That dosent interest me as it kinda takes the fun away

Irunelevens
02-18-2011, 07:22 PM
Actually Im quite good at 1/4 mile raceing. Even the 650 awhp GTR couldnt beat my time as of yet.


Oh, at the dragstrip?

willizm
02-18-2011, 08:04 PM
Actually Im quite good at 1/4 mile raceing. Even the 650 awhp GTR couldnt beat my time as of yet.

I gotta pull :bs:

What delusional world do you live in where you were beating the same ALL WHEEL DRIVE, Automatic, Launch Controlled 650whp GT-R, yet get walked from a roll(Not your choped vids, the unedited full video). Your best bet at beating that car was from a roll and a dig would be murder. That is unless you are driving something else other than that v10 banana

bh353
02-18-2011, 08:17 PM
Actually Im quite good at 1/4 mile raceing. Even the 650 awhp GTR couldnt beat my time as of yet.





Again Ive got around 200 passes in this car and Im currently the fastest



Thanks a lot



I love the fact that I just have bolt ons and now gonna have just an oem viper camshaft..Once I ad headers and throttle body as well were talking 530 rwhp on a just bolt on tuned oem cammed viper. Getting yanked by somthing like that is far more impressive than getting yanked by a TT Viper.



If that makes you feel better about going from a Lambo to a GTR then what can I do..I think Im gonna trade in my viper and get a GTO tomorrow to follow in your wisdon




I like beating people with mild stuff. Everyone knows a TT Viper or TT Gallardo is the top of the food chain. They simply arent supposed to lose. That dosent interest me as it kinda takes the fun away

you sure do rag on gto's alot..im sorry but your pos viper would get beat by alot of gto's that i know of...your shit is weak.you have a bolt on car and your talking shit.Only thing saving your ass is you have a v10...hahaha

hugger1975
02-18-2011, 08:18 PM
I gotta pull :bs:

What delusional world do you live in where you were beating the same ALL WHEEL DRIVE, Automatic, Launch Controlled 650whp GT-R, yet get walked from a roll(Not your choped vids, the unedited full video). Your best bet at beating that car was from a roll and a dig would be murder. That is unless you are driving something else other than that v10 banana

dont know why but that mad me :lol:








http://bestsmileys.com/dancing/10.gif

Beans
02-18-2011, 08:33 PM
I gotta pull :bs:

What delusional world do you live in where you were beating the same ALL WHEEL DRIVE, Automatic, Launch Controlled 650whp GT-R, yet get walked from a roll(Not your choped vids, the unedited full video). Your best bet at beating that car was from a roll and a dig would be murder. That is unless you are driving something else other than that v10 banana

spaceshuttlekiller

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh274/Bigbeansm3/Space_Shuttle_Endeavour_by_rogelead.png?t=12980827 33

bh353
02-18-2011, 08:34 PM
he would be ahead by alot more than that.remember he's got a viper..lol if it's not a viper than its slow..haha

hugger1975
02-18-2011, 08:35 PM
spaceshuttlekiller

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh274/Bigbeansm3/Space_Shuttle_Endeavour_by_rogelead.png?t=12980827 33

update:

raw wheel thrust

willizm
02-18-2011, 08:39 PM
update:

raw wheel thrust

Lol!

Raw Wing Thrust!!!!!

willizm
02-18-2011, 08:48 PM
Wait guys, he may have one of those special edition vipers where if you flip your emblems upside down you enable "Corsa Sad Cow" mode.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hVfE2qcyzXU/TMxFoUzqvOI/AAAAAAAAA5U/iaIQn5vg3gw/s455/logo-design-fail-dodge.jpg

Irunelevens
02-18-2011, 09:16 PM
That's ninja Daffy Duck!

The Manalishi
02-18-2011, 09:31 PM
Actually Im quite good at 1/4 mile raceing. Even the 650 awhp GTR couldnt beat my time as of yet.

Bullshit. You couldn't drag race a bicycle and win against a three year old on a tricycle.

Again Ive got around 200 passes in this car and Im currently the fastest

Passing cars on the interstate don't count.

like beating people with mild stuff. Everyone knows a TT Viper or TT Gallardo is the top of the food chain. They simply arent supposed to lose. That dosent interest me as it kinda takes the fun away

You couldn't beat your own dick with a diagram and written instructions. Your bullshit is getting old, you might have a Viper but you aren't some sensation at driving it and all we hear out of you is excuses and what ifs. Get over it. You suck at driving and its obvious from the unedited videos you get drug damn near every time you have a so called race. You're a douchebag.

Beans
02-18-2011, 10:35 PM
You couldn't beat your own dick with a diagram and written instructions.

:lol::lol::lol:

See sig.

kidcamaro98
02-18-2011, 11:04 PM
soo many excuses it makes me sickkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fadi
02-18-2011, 11:13 PM
I think Im gonna trade in my viper and get a GTO tomorrow to follow in your wisdon


That would be an upgrade for you. At least you just might keep the GTO on the road....who am I kidding? You would find a way to add more 'rawr wheel hp' and crash it.


You couldn't beat your own dick with a diagram and written instructions.

LOL

hugger1975
02-18-2011, 11:48 PM
is it me or is there a new whippin boy in srk?

who needs noobs when we got raw-whp

:corn:

The Manalishi
02-19-2011, 12:01 AM
is it me or is there a new whippin boy in srk?

who needs noobs when we got raw-whp

:corn:

He's been beat on plenty of times around here, he's like the damn energizer bunny he just keeps coming back.

willizm
02-19-2011, 08:27 AM
He's been beat on plenty of times around here, he's like the damn energizer bunny he just keeps coming back.

Yet he posts here repeatedly as some type of srk hero. If he's so good at the strip an running from a dig then why don't we see him doing it in any videos.

FEARSM
02-19-2011, 11:45 AM
Yet he posts here repeatedly as some type of srk hero. If he's so good at the strip an running from a dig then why don't we see him doing it in any videos.

He is referring to the Gtech type of device he uses to record 1/4 mile times. Not actual timeslips from the track. The track here has been closed here for several years. His Viper has never been to a real 1/4mile track.

WSsick
02-19-2011, 01:18 PM
But obviously the track and the street are the same, minus the grandstands and timing lights. Why don't they save themselves some money and just use G-techs clones?



(Killemall, I'm making fun you, just in case you missed the sarcasm. ;) I know you are a little slow.)

LightningTeg
02-19-2011, 01:41 PM
Bullshit. You couldn't drag race a bicycle and win against a three year old on a tricycle.



Passing cars on the interstate don't count.



You couldn't beat your own dick with a diagram and written instructions. Your bullshit is getting old, you might have a Viper but you aren't some sensation at driving it and all we hear out of you is excuses and what ifs. Get over it. You suck at driving and its obvious from the unedited videos you get drug damn near every time you have a so called race. You're a douchebag.

:hail:

LightningTeg
02-19-2011, 01:42 PM
I like beating people with mild stuff. Everyone knows a TT Viper or TT Gallardo is the top of the food chain. They simply arent supposed to lose. That dosent interest me as it kinda takes the fun away

When you get waxed by a civic you'll change your mind :chug:

chaman
02-19-2011, 03:07 PM
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/10/29/128698127394757293.jpg

Hey OP...Congrats!

http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/84586064603_retard-prize.jpg

assasinator
02-19-2011, 03:08 PM
HERE YA GO...Sorry about some of the camera angles ect. As you can Imagine operateing a camera while raceing isnt easy to do by your self

the races that were actual races, the gallardo owned you and ran away every run. every single time. you are not close to his performance. i recommend getting a gallardo yourself.

LS AzZkIkr
02-21-2011, 11:06 AM
I always say what's the point in racing from a roll anyway? To me racing from a roll is like saying lets see who can go from 60-120 the fastest and hope no one misses a gear! Every time someone says they want to run me but from a roll I just laugh at them. It's called set your car up to hook and run!

HioSSilver
02-21-2011, 11:26 AM
agreed....or just compare dyno #'s and call it a day.

hugger1975
02-21-2011, 11:36 AM
I always say what's the point in racing from a roll anyway? To me racing from a roll is like saying lets see who can go from 60-120 the fastest and hope no one misses a gear! Every time someone says they want to run me but from a roll I just laugh at them. It's called set your car up to hook and run!

im not putting $$ in my DD just to prove my fwd can roll with your v8 in the power category.

open your mind.

its fun to get the chance to show the big boys i can roll with them in my DD.
you still gota bang thru 3 gears, just takes out the launch so we can see what kind of power the lil car can make.

i will go from a roll or dig. racing is fun. i dont care how u wana do it.

Stopsign32v
02-21-2011, 11:45 AM
I always say what's the point in racing from a roll anyway? To me racing from a roll is like saying lets see who can go from 60-120 the fastest and hope no one misses a gear! Every time someone says they want to run me but from a roll I just laugh at them. It's called set your car up to hook and run!

Going from a dig is alot harder on parts and is also hard to do alot of the times on the street.

LightningTeg
02-21-2011, 01:06 PM
I'd love to be able to do digs and be quick, but its a hopeless platform. Makes up for it on the top end though =)

Demon 383
02-21-2011, 01:33 PM
im not putting $$ in my DD just to prove my fwd can roll with your v8 in the power category.

open your mind.

it's fun to get the chance to show the big boys i can roll with them in my DD.
you still gota bang thru 3 gears, just takes out the launch so we can see what kind of power the lil car can make.

i will go from a roll or dig. racing is fun. i dont care how u wana do it.

You just completely contradicted yourself there. LOL

Stopsign32v
02-21-2011, 02:06 PM
I'd love to be able to do digs and be quick, but its a hopeless platform. Makes up for it on the top end though =)

I can get my Integra off the line pretty damn good right now with the 205s up front. :D

Beans
02-21-2011, 02:14 PM
I can get my Integra off the line pretty damn good right now with the 205s up front. :D

"Pretty damn good" = 2.2 60'?
:engarde:

liqidvenom
02-21-2011, 02:16 PM
I don't know about being white and of African descent...but most black Americans I've met prefer to be called 'black' rather than African Americans.

I'm a white American, not a European American. Sure, my recent genes may have originated in Europe a hundred years ago, but I'm not European.

Africa is a giant continent... you can be white, black, asian, spanish and still be African.
Also being black =/= being african american. if you were born in Africa and now become a citizen of America then you are an African american. You can be a Black Brazilian for instance. My wife is a Finnish Swede that happens to be white. I know Finnish Swedes that happen to be black. I know Swedes who are of all races.
same goes for being an inhabitant of any Continent/Country.

the rest of this thread sucks so i figure i comment on that.

willizm
02-21-2011, 05:10 PM
You know why there is African American, but no European American? Because descendants from Europe know which country they came from whereas Africans were purchased as slave and no documentation of which country or region they were from were retained. To not understand that is to be ignorant of American history IMO. Color is different then the country you descended from. A white man trying to claim he is black is kinda ridiculous however claiming decent from Africa is a different story and realistic.

Now let's get back to why killemall sucks alright :)

liqidvenom
02-21-2011, 05:29 PM
You know why there is African American, but no European American? Because descendants from Europe know which country they came from whereas Africans were purchased as slave and no documentation of which country or region they were from were retained. To not understand that is to be ignorant of American history IMO. Color is different then the country you descended from. A white man trying to claim he is black is kinda ridiculous however claiming decent from Africa is a different story and realistic.

Now let's get back to why killemall sucks alright :)

there are people who are of a mixed european background that just say they are of european heritage. saying that you are 10% irish, 15% british, 25% dutch....and dont know the rest. I know alot of people who are european american.

but in actuality those people are just american. like others that are born here and should be happy with that. same as people who are black or spanish yet have no idea where they lineage comes from. White american, black american, latin american ( granted there is already a region called latin america).

personally my parents are nigerian american. I was born here along with my siblings. We are just americans with a nigerian background....that happen to be black. I work with a kenyan american that is white. her kids would just be americans with a kenyan background that happen to be white.


this thread has gone way off topic now.

ScreaminRedZ
02-21-2011, 07:33 PM
What the hell is going on in here?

WSsick
02-21-2011, 07:38 PM
What the hell is going on in here?

Racism.

The Manalishi
02-21-2011, 07:39 PM
What the hell is going on in here?

Killemall's video has made them retarded?

willizm
02-21-2011, 08:01 PM
Racism.

What in here has been Considered racism?

WSsick
02-21-2011, 08:15 PM
What in here has been Considered racism?

:lol: Nothing. I'm just trying to fuel the flames.

willizm
02-21-2011, 08:55 PM
:lol: Nothing. I'm just trying to fuel the flames.

It would make for a more interesting thread than the story the op posted:cheers:

Stopsign32v
02-21-2011, 09:48 PM
What in here has been Considered racism?

Say it real fast, I think he said Race'em

Killemall
02-22-2011, 08:32 AM
What ever color you guys are yalls be retarded..

The race' em thing was funny though..give ya dat

hugger1975
02-22-2011, 08:46 AM
wow.......this thread went south.

all i know is my orange car hates black cars.

The Manalishi
02-22-2011, 09:35 AM
wow.......this thread went south.


What are you talking about? Its improved a lot since it started.

WSsick
02-22-2011, 09:42 AM
LOL @ Killemallstreetfilms (in his sig). He doesn't even know how to link to his channel, only to the search of his name. :lol: Also, it should read "Killemall's edited street films to show my pathetic Viper losing by less than they actually did".

I swear this guy has the IQ of Forrest Gump.

hugger1975
02-22-2011, 09:54 AM
What are you talking about? Its improved a lot since it started.

u make a very good point :)


:corn:

The Manalishi
02-22-2011, 09:55 AM
I swear this guy has the IQ of Forrest Gump.

Forrest said you hurt his feelings.

WSsick
02-22-2011, 10:19 AM
Forrest said you hurt his feelings.

:jest::jest::jest:

liqidvenom
02-22-2011, 11:20 AM
wow.......this thread went south.

all i know is my orange car hates black cars.

my car hates your car in return.... sir i challenge you.

hugger1975
02-22-2011, 12:00 PM
my car hates your car in return.... sir i challenge you.

challenge accepted kind sir :engarde:



lol :)

liqidvenom
02-22-2011, 12:04 PM
winner pays the losers gas bill for a week....

:hide:

hugger1975
02-22-2011, 12:38 PM
winner pays the losers gas bill for a week....

:hide:

ouch......so its a $1000 race with our 10mpg rides?

:lol:

chaman
02-22-2011, 03:13 PM
LOL @ Killemallstreetfilms (in his sig). He doesn't even know how to link to his channel, only to the search of his name. :lol: Also, it should read "Killemall's edited street films to show my pathetic Viper losing by less than they actually did".

I swear this guy has the IQ of Forrest Gump.

"Run Killemall, run!" Are you a retard? I said run! LOL!

willizm
02-22-2011, 04:17 PM
Since this thread went to hell I might as well ask the question as it will offer up some interest. Is it normal that my dog barks at only black people? That shit is embarrassing.

chaman
02-22-2011, 04:55 PM
Since this thread went to hell I might as well ask the question as it will offer up some interest. Is it normal that my dog barks at only black people? That shit is embarrassing.

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/i-dunno-lol.jpg

hugger1975
02-22-2011, 05:23 PM
Since this thread went to hell I might as well ask the question as it will offer up some interest. Is it normal that my dog barks at only black people? That shit is embarrassing.

your dog is racist!

:hijack:

Beans
02-22-2011, 06:34 PM
I'm eating cookies for dinner.

1992TsiAWD
02-22-2011, 06:39 PM
I'm eating cookies for dinner.

I had a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich.

WSsick
02-22-2011, 06:45 PM
So me and a couple friends went to have some fun today finishing off some tiny 205/70-16s from another friend's turd gen. I'll have a full thread tomorrow probably with videos and pictures. The guy with most of the videos will probably get them up tonight on Facebook, so those of you lucky enough to have me as a friend (:lol:) can get a sneak peak.

Here was the final one of the day:

http://i56.tinypic.com/2gtrre1.jpg

snake95
02-22-2011, 07:08 PM
Since this thread went to hell I might as well ask the question as it will offer up some interest. Is it normal that my dog barks at only black people? That shit is embarrassing.

My best friend's dog does that, too. I chuckle to myself when it happens.

willizm
02-22-2011, 08:26 PM
your dog is racist!

:hijack:
He also pops a red rocket in front of black people so maybe that's his way of saying he likes dark meat.
I had a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich.
You had me until you said Nutella. I have to pull the :bs: vids or it didn't happen.
My best friend's dog does that, too. I chuckle to myself when it happens.
My dogs black too so you think he'd be more sensitive to his fellow complectors

1992TsiAWD
02-22-2011, 09:04 PM
You had me until you said Nutella. I have to pull the :bs: vids or it didn't happen.


No vid but this will work:

http://i.imgur.com/z9W7M.jpg

The Manalishi
02-22-2011, 09:08 PM
No vid but this will work:



Nutella and honey is the shit too. Has to be good honey though.

willizm
02-22-2011, 09:35 PM
No vid but this will work:

http://i.imgur.com/z9W7M.jpg

Not good enough. That could be anyone's sammich. You need to pose next to it while holding a sign that says I'm 199TsiAWD with a copy of today's news paper and while stiring a crockpot full of cottage cheese(small curd) while being dressed like Fran Drescher.

JayplaySS2
02-22-2011, 09:56 PM
Dear Lord, now I realize why we have mods-