thewhizkidnumerouno
03-03-2011, 02:33 PM
I had an epiphany today and realized that video games are exactly like sex:
1. They both are great time wasters
2. You can go forever without ever having had them, but once you've had them once, you can't live without them. (They are both easy to get addicted to)
3. When either is done in a room for a long period of time, the room starts to smell.
4. They both have T.V. channels, magazines, stores, and internet sites dedicated solely to them.
5. You don't ever accomplish anything useful while doing them, but you have a hell of a good time doing them.
6. If you don't have a good time doing them, you either suck at it, are doing it wrong, or need to try a new one.
7. If you need to try a new one, there are a million different ones you can try.
8. If you find the right one, your girlfriend might actually enjoy doing them with you.
9. Playing by yourself is no fun. It just makes you wish you had someone to do them with.
10. Everyone wants the high score and no one wants to lose.
11. Guys spend lots of money to get them.
12. Guys want a girl is who is good at either.
13. The girls in both are better when they are naked.
14. You can make a living out of either if you are talented.
15. Playing someone else's is wrong.
16. If you get spanked by the right person, you don't mind it.
17. Your parents try to keep both away from you for as long as possible.
18. Seeing your parents do either is weird.
19. There are guides on how to be really good at both.
20. Everyone does them in a different position on a different piece of furniture.
21. Seeing it in public is slightly disturbing, but still intruiging.
22. You generally leave someone alone if they are doing them, unless they are ok with you joining in.
23. The people in stores where you buy stuff for both are generally really weird and freak you out.
24. People who do both a lot have a very distinct look.
Anyone have anything else to add??????
1. They both are great time wasters
2. You can go forever without ever having had them, but once you've had them once, you can't live without them. (They are both easy to get addicted to)
3. When either is done in a room for a long period of time, the room starts to smell.
4. They both have T.V. channels, magazines, stores, and internet sites dedicated solely to them.
5. You don't ever accomplish anything useful while doing them, but you have a hell of a good time doing them.
6. If you don't have a good time doing them, you either suck at it, are doing it wrong, or need to try a new one.
7. If you need to try a new one, there are a million different ones you can try.
8. If you find the right one, your girlfriend might actually enjoy doing them with you.
9. Playing by yourself is no fun. It just makes you wish you had someone to do them with.
10. Everyone wants the high score and no one wants to lose.
11. Guys spend lots of money to get them.
12. Guys want a girl is who is good at either.
13. The girls in both are better when they are naked.
14. You can make a living out of either if you are talented.
15. Playing someone else's is wrong.
16. If you get spanked by the right person, you don't mind it.
17. Your parents try to keep both away from you for as long as possible.
18. Seeing your parents do either is weird.
19. There are guides on how to be really good at both.
20. Everyone does them in a different position on a different piece of furniture.
21. Seeing it in public is slightly disturbing, but still intruiging.
22. You generally leave someone alone if they are doing them, unless they are ok with you joining in.
23. The people in stores where you buy stuff for both are generally really weird and freak you out.
24. People who do both a lot have a very distinct look.
Anyone have anything else to add??????