Racer's Lounge - i antiqued my roommate today, need prank suggestions

my roommate shut the water off while i was in the shower so he got antiqued (bucket of water, then flour) today. any suggestions for pranks?

i am renting from my cousin, the victim is his best friend who is "renting" an air mattress in the living room.

flooring is all tile. but nothing that will trash the house

Shark bite!! Haha. Might be a little to far for ya tho

Put of piece of hard candy like butterscoth inside the shower head before he takes a shower. The hot water will melt the candy and he will get continuously more sticky and not realize why.

Find out where he works, then go scotch tape about 50 small pictures of him in random places throughout the place.

he doesnt work, and thanks for the butterscotch hint, I had been trying to figure out a shower prank. I already heavily salted his tooth brush

put a bunch of kool aid in the shower head. preferably red, looks like blood.

Butter the floor?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi0F8IkoIA0

upper-decker.

Fuck his girlfriend.

upper-decker.

THAT one would be great! :jest: But then you gotta live with it too.

Or stick a condom with some white shampoo in it, in between his sheets on the air mattress. -You KNOW some of that shit looks like jizz.

I read "I antiquated my roommate today, need prank suggestion."

I was confused.

Fuck his girlfriend.

:rotflmao:

Also, just a quick thought. Nair in shampoo/soap bottle?

If he owns a car: Pour instant mash potato flakes into his A/C vents so when he turns it on it will "snow" on him.

Fuck his girlfriend.

I was gonna say the same thing.

Bang his girlfriend and tell him casually.:nod:

I was gonna say the same thing.

Bang his girlfriend and tell him casually.:nod:

or make a video of it and post it on his facebook/ send in email

Lol, to far with fucking his girlfriend. Would be funny though.. :)

x2 on buttering the floor, what does he drive? If it's something rwd put LONG zipties in the middle of the driveshaft so it hits the floor every few seconds. It takes along time for someone to realize whats going on. OR wrap a fish around his exhaust(smells horrible for a few days. Shit in a bag and put it in his car under a seat(works best on hot days)

put heroine in his car, then call the cops........... kidding

Its to bad he isnt renting a room with a door. I like the, go out and buy a bunch of red cups, and fill the door/cups with water. creating a wall of water cups. that A will have to be taken down one by one, or B just walk through them.

does he deflate the mattress everyday? if so you can put something in it (like water, dog crap, or eggs or something, that will either smell or come out of it)

if he doesn't deflate it everyday you could stick something that smells under the sheets

is there a ceiling fan above him? put powder on the top of the blades, when he kicks on the fan it will go everywhere

at night if you go to sleep after him, slightly unscrew the cap, so every morning he wakes up on the floor.

glue everything he has in place.

instead of turning off the water, just turn off the hot water.

put some kind of fish in all his pockets.

If he goes out often at night, put some kind of glow in the dark substance in his shampoo, so that when he goes out his hair glows. or put hair removal in the shampoo.

i can go on for days

Put up all kinds of ads in craigslist and leave his number for them. If it is some good stuff he will be getting calls all day.

gorilla glue in the shampoo hands down

feeling really hateful? Gelatin the toilet and give him some x-lax in a drink

want to ruin him for life? Find the filthiest whore in town and stick a spoon in her twat and let him eat with it. hello gonnasyphaherpalaids!

^ That last one is just downright nasty.. :lol:

want to ruin him for life? Find the filthiest whore in town and stick a spoon in her twat and let him eat with it. hello gonnasyphaherpalaids!


:barf::ban:

Well one time we made a bunch of fliers for a chineese food and put my friends number on it for the delivery line.

Take the pins out of his bed room door so when he opens it it just falls open.

put grease on his windsheild wipers so when he turns em on it makes a mess.

put his email address on every shock/porn website you can.

you can buy this stuff called Beta-Alanine for cheap. its for working out but it makes your skin itch and tingle for like fifteen minutes. its tasteless and freaks unknowing people out

stitch his belt loops almost shut so he cant get a belt on.

super glue his drinks shut.

this is my favorite. syphon gas out of his tank... sounds lame but if you take it and save it, then put it back in... then take out some thin fill it up etc. he ll have no idea wtf is going on

by a cheap alarm clock and duct tape it up high in there closet and set it for like 4 am

if only it was that easy, he has no job, no phone, no car, no girlfriend basically the only thing here thats his is his clothes.

so they have to be directly against him, already have the hard candy in the showerhead set up

Did you put the hard candy in a boomers snootch first? It'd be sticky AND slimy

Umm... It's a shame he doesn't drive a car, or I would have suggested rubbing dog shit all over his engine. You could saran wrap a doorway so it catches his face when he walks through it, make a blatant trip wire or string high enough so he has to jump over and have the floor buttered up on the other side. You could cut slits on the sides of his tube of toothpaste so it gets all over his hand when he squeezes it. Fill his shampoo bottle with maple syrup. Possibly super glue his shoes to the floor. Just a few off the top of my head.

Wrap saran wrap all over his toilet. If he's not paying attention when he pees, it makes a huge ass mess. Even better if he has to take a dump.

as I mentioned before, he lives/sleeps in the living room...... I just got done stealing all of his clothing while he was asleep (including his pajamas) they are hidden in a dryer in our side yard (left by the landlord).

there are 4 of us including him living here, so it should be a good morning for him. I am just hoping i am awake when he gets up.

I also locked my bedroom door as some sort of protection against retaliation.

as I mentioned before, he lives/sleeps in the living room...... I just got done stealing all of his clothing while he was asleep (including his pajamas) they are hidden in a dryer in our side yard (left by the landlord).

there are 4 of us including him living here, so it should be a good morning for him. I am just hoping i am awake when he gets up.

I also locked my bedroom door as some sort of protection against retaliation.

:lol: Dude! What are you doing stealing your roomates clothes especially his pajamas??!! Was he wearing them when you took'em? :lol:

woke up to him pounding on my door, gabe where are my effing clothes

newest prank

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if only it was that easy, he has no job, no phone, no car, no girlfriend basically the only thing here thats his is his clothes.

so they have to be directly against him, already have the hard candy in the showerhead set up

Screw the candy thing, put a Easter egg coloring tablet in the shower head..that shit stains your skin. Just pick a color and go, lol.

EDIT: Smurf blue would be nice, haha.

Screw the candy thing, put a Easter egg coloring tablet in the shower head..that shit stains your skin. Just pick a color and go, lol.

EDIT: Smurf blue would be nice, haha.

hell yeah great idea man

Extra strength icy hot in his body wash, ever had that stuff on your nuts before? It doesn't feel good at all

Put up an ad in craiglist with his phone/email in the Man seeking Man section. Get creative and post up some pics of a real cut dude in a speedo or something.

Put up an ad in craiglist with his phone/email in the Man seeking Man section. Get creative and post up some pics of a real cut dude in a speedo or something.


i actually did this to a family member, about 2 years ago. they still dont know i did it, everytime i visit they tell me the whole f'ing story.

EDIT: in the ad i placed i put there address, bad idea. one guy actually threatened him, and kicked his car door in leaving :jest::jest::jest:

sign him up for special offers on the STD's clinic

Take a hot steaming dump on his car hood.. Then stick a birthday candle in it and lite it.. Run and tell the roomy his car is on fire.:devil:

He will then have to get up close and personal with the dump to blow out the candle...:turd:

You then take a picture of that at the perfect moment and post it on facebook or MySpace.. Classic!!!

clear gelatin in the toilet, then after it turns hard, pour a little bit of water on top of it. He'll make a giant mess and then he'll have to fish it out of the toilet cause it won't flush.

take a dump on his head while hes asleep...