Racer's Lounge - I hate cats...

Seriously...I do.. Is there a secret you guys use to keep them off your cars that dont require a gun or crossbow? I'm getting very fed up with coming outside 15 minutes after I clean my car and find paw prints all over it. I am willing to try anything! Thanks.

are they your cats? keep them inside if so. if not, an airsoft or bb gun could do the trick

Chill out dude, they are just checking out your shiny clear coat ;)

There. Is a product that attaches to your water hose.spray on ur lawn.repels stray cats and dogs. Right now its flea season.my douchebag neighbor house looks and smells like a fuckin kennel. If I dont spray the lawn the dogs come into my yard when gate is open. Also fleas get real bad,if I dont spray that stuff too.
:gtfo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8&feature=player_embedded

A true cat from hell story for you -

I had a convertible Pontiac Formula 350 back in the day.. Custom Convertible actually and very clean and nice. Had cams and exhaust but was still slow. Could never take my buds 91 stock LT1 Vette. Anyways, I would park this car in my carport behind my house.. This neighborhood "stray" cat would sleep on top of my car every night.. I'd cover it and the cat would still sleep and kick on top, every night!!!.. I shushed it away all the time at night and that little bastard would come right back when I went to sleep.. Oh, and you know how cats like scratching posts right? Well my new convertible Pontiac Formula canvas top was just that..:bang:

I could not get this cat from hell off my car.. It was a black cat too by the way and if that was an omen I paid it no attention.. I was pissed off now and looking for payback!!!:mad:

So, in the end I had enough of this cat and just decided to go mid-evil on it's shit..:devil:

I went to the local hardware store and bought a big ass can of rat poison with the red X on the front of the box.. I mixed a half can of that rat poison in with a can of tuna and placed it on top of my car one night.. I found an empty dish on the ground the next morning and smiled..

The evil cat disappeared for about a month and I thought my problem was solved..WRONG!!!! Would you believe that little bastard came back stronger then ever and with a vengeance.. Tore up my canvas top within a months time..

I gave up and sold the car as is, as I was defeated!!!..

The story doesn't end yet.... This is the kicker!!!!

Fast forward 3 years later..That same cat died of old age under my house and stunk up my shit for weeks.. I couldn't figure out the smell but it was foul.. I eventually got so irritated by it I crawled under my house sniffing to the source. I burrowed thru a small crawl space, flat stomach crawled to the corner of the house. Fighting off spiders and other critrers along the way.. I located the stink.. I find a stiff dead black cat in the corner and bag it and say to myself he finally got me in the end.:bomb:

True story I swear to GOD!!! I like cats though...Just not that one!!!

.50 cal pistol when you see that bastard coming up to the car. Love animals, hate cats.

Hate cats, with one very abnormal exception. Our next door neighbor's cat is pretty cool and hangs around outside with you.

Although... we have some other neighborhood cats and I think I'm going to start using my small-game air pistol to take a few of them out. They keep pissing on our front door. Doubt it's the cool neighbor cat because he has been around for the past 10 years now without doing it....

The pound will loan cat traps plus food for the trap. I took away 8 in two days. Just an idea.

Oh i love cats!! specially kittens!!! lol seriously i do.. haha..

check out my avatar!

This worked last time I had a cat problem:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3648/3302943734_c825bd95aa.jpg

there are cats in my neighborhood. i once had to shoo one out of my garage while the door was open but it didn't go near the cars. to answer your question, this is what i use to keep the cats out...

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff279/pdennis93/generic%20photos/012-1.jpg

This worked last time I had a cat problem:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3648/3302943734_c825bd95aa.jpg


No beating around the bush with this guy. :D

In the big city you can't go around shooting cats and get away with it.. California you go to jail for animal cruelty.. I hear you though..

In some 3rd world Countries they straight up eat cats, boil them live and skin them live even!!! Wonder if they taste like chicken?????

We have slaughter houses all across America for Cows and Pigs.. Those animals are absolutely way smarter then cats.. Hmmmm??? Just thinking out loud right about now....:thinker:

Can I take your order please - Yes, I'll have a double cat burger with cheese and a diet coke, that's it.. Drive to the first window please....

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110511065128AA5KzTz

Unfortunately, yes it is mine. Airsoft and hose sprayer is BRILLIANT! haha Just have to find my airsoft gun first... Both the video and and the story cracked me up. Good stuff!

Ive been having the same problem if i leave my car outside. 99% of the time it stays in the garage tho.

Dont get me wrong if your out in the country and its some stray cat I am all for blasting it. But since it is "our" cat, I have to be a little more subtle

id like to catch one in a net....and spray it with listerine, torment it for a while, then turn it loose. i dont think it would come back.

My cat never once got on my SS, and the best thing about him was he would sit behind the wheel and ambush the 11 neighborhood cats that were notorious for getting on everyone else car. I never had a single paw print.

I really wonder about "guys" who love cats. They might date women, may even be married, but they aren't MEN. Cats should be food for another animal, plain and simple.

I really wonder about "guys" who love cats. They might date women, may even be married, but they aren't MEN. Cats should be food for another animal, plain and simple.

What? Are you really calling every guy who ever liked a cat gay? Is that a serious statement?

No, not gay. Maybe 'overly sensitive.'

And by the way, I'm just joking. I have a cat(that I tolerate). Her name is Calla. But I would eat her the moment the power goes out. :) She has some thick thighs.

I really wonder about "guys" who love cats. They might date women, may even be married, but they aren't MEN. Cats should be food for another animal, plain and simple.

Makes me wanna dress up your woman in a catwoman costume, fuck her, then send you the pictures.

My 2 siamese have fended off more than their fair share of large dogs. Cats are pound for pound much more bad ass than any dog.

OP - it's your cat, keep it inside.

Makes me wanna dress up your woman in a catwoman costume, fuck her, then send you the pictures.

My 2 siamese have fended off more than their fair share of large dogs. Cats are pound for pound much more bad ass than any dog.

OP - it's your cat, keep it inside.

Cripes, I said I was joking...doesn't anyone read the post above them anymore? You're stupid.

Cripes, I said I was joking...doesn't anyone read the post above them anymore? You're stupid.

When I started the post there wasn't a second page, but alas the fail goes to laundry on that one, troll.

When I started the post there wasn't a second page, but alas the fail goes to laundry on that one, troll.

We're on the third page retard. And how long does it take you to post a three line reply that you don't realize that.

And I'm the troll? You're the one who said you're gonna fuck my woman.

And, wow, you're siamese are badass. I sure you're proud. Hold on to that.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbkLjjlMV8&feature=player_embedded[url]

HAhahahHAAHAHAaaaa

I'd rather be attacked by all but the biggest dog, vs a cat.. All you have to worry about with the dog, is the teeth. Cat claws will jack you up any time.. it's like trying to fend off an attack from a cactus.

Cats: the most useless domesticated animal and dumbest idea for a broadway play yet.

actually ive never even seen the broadway play cats.... but it sure sounds dumb lol! but i stand by my statement that they are the worst domesticated animal evar. Oh here kitty kitty here is a sandbox in my house that i want you to shit and piss in so it can smell like ass and then you can jump up on my counters right after you have sifted through your shitbox because god knows you have to sit in there for 5 minutes and stir the litter around after you piss and shit.. pointless creatures. dumber then a post.

We (well my fiancee) have this annoying black cat now keeps getting into cupboards and breaking glasses and shit. She is about to become an outdoor cat because the destruction she has been causing at night is fucking pissing me off.

Lmfao that shit is funny, sorry.

Makes me wanna dress up your woman in a catwoman costume, fuck her, then send you the pictures.

My 2 siamese have fended off more than their fair share of large dogs. Cats are pound for pound much more bad ass than any dog.

OP - it's your cat, keep it inside.

:lol::rotflmao::funny:

94FBIRD, no offense, but that sh*t was funny...it would have been funny directed towards anyone. Don't take me laughing as an offense:biggrinan

The way I see it: Dog is to monster truck as cat is to civic.

Also, I've never seen a cat run up to a stranger on someones property and meow furiously. In fact, they dont do anything but eat, piss, sleep, and crawl all over my car!!!! :mad:

We're on the third page retard. And how long does it take you to post a three line reply that you don't realize that.

And I'm the troll? You're the one who said you're gonna fuck my woman.

And, wow, you're siamese are badass. I sure you're proud. Hold on to that.

Check your number recognition before throwing out the insults out there, buddy. 1 page, 2 pages...2 pages! PBS pretty much every morning and you'll be fine. Who knows, maybe by now they have a character that teaches children how deal with things they either don't understand or particularly care for, properly. You know, instead of going "Don't like it, it's gotta be gay. I like everything super-manly...manly manly man man...wait, who's gay again?"

And just to work this out for you; I clicked reply, heard the washer stop, transferred clothes from washer to dryer, finished post. Washing clothes is gay though, so I can see the confusion.

I resisted posting this here but every time i hear someone talking about cats i can't help but think of this :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taGeoVDFpxw&feature=related

I'm allergic to cats so right there I hate them. But to each his own I guess. We used to use moth balls around the house to try and keep them away. I think it worked, it's been awhile since I was home last.

No, not gay. Maybe 'overly sensitive.'

And by the way, I'm just joking. I have a cat(that I tolerate). Her name is Calla. But I would eat her the moment the power goes out. :) She has some thick thighs.

Makes me wanna dress up your woman in a catwoman costume, fuck her, then send you the pictures.

My 2 siamese have fended off more than their fair share of large dogs. Cats are pound for pound much more bad ass than any dog.

OP - it's your cat, keep it inside.

Check your number recognition before throwing out the insults out there, buddy. 1 page, 2 pages...2 pages! PBS pretty much every morning and you'll be fine. Who knows, maybe by now they have a character that teaches children how deal with things they either don't understand or particularly care for, properly. You know, instead of going "Don't like it, it's gotta be gay. I like everything super-manly...manly manly man man...wait, who's gay again?"

And just to work this out for you; I clicked reply, heard the washer stop, transferred clothes from washer to dryer, finished post. Washing clothes is gay though, so I can see the confusion.

94fbird. Your point has been proven. Justin 455 really is a troll so don't worry. He's also a cat lover.

^^^No I'm the troll.. Die cat haters die!!!!!!.:D

Check your number recognition before throwing out the insults out there, buddy. 1 page, 2 pages...2 pages! PBS pretty much every morning and you'll be fine. Who knows, maybe by now they have a character that teaches children how deal with things they either don't understand or particularly care for, properly. You know, instead of going "Don't like it, it's gotta be gay. I like everything super-manly...manly manly man man...wait, who's gay again?"

And just to work this out for you; I clicked reply,heard the washer stop, transferred clothes from washer to dryer, finished post. Washing clothes is gay though, so I can see the confusion.

know how I know your gay? You don't have a woman to do laundry for you.