Dyno Guesses & Bench Racing Forum - what do yall think

My buddy at work is talkin MAD SHIT about his 04 honda accord 4 banger. BONE stock. I have a 02 trailblazer with a spectre filter. not even really worth mentioning. he wants to race. who do yall think will win.

Really? A stock honda accord and a 4 banger no less, wanting to run a inline 6 trailblazer, and talking shit that he will win. Tell your friend to lay off the crack! no one cares who wins.

with all due respect, I care, or i wouldnt take the time to post anything about it.

Race wars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice kill.

Who really gives a shit who wins? It's a dumb "race" anyway. Sounds like you both need to be slapped due to stupidity.

Top end he will because the limiter of the TB from what I remember is like 95 mph.. Right?

Mr. stangkillin, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' with all due respect, that race ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.

Top end he will because the limiter of the TB from what I remember is like 95 mph.. Right?

107. i know yall may think its a stupid race, its not worth it what ever. racing doesnt always have to be about extreemly fast cars. i do it for the fun. i really dont care if i win ore lose, i just want to know if i will win or not. god damn people

107. i know yall may think its a stupid race, its not worth it what ever. racing doesnt always have to be about extreemly fast cars. i do it for the fun. i really dont care if i win ore lose, i just want to know if i will win or not. god damn people

It is a stupid race, and I seriously doubt anyone in here has lined up with those 2 cars and could give you any advice. Only thing I can tell ya is stop being a puss and just race him if it means that much.

Mr. stangkillin, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' with all due respect, that race ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.

He did say with all due respect. That does mean he can say what ever he wants

Stangkillin, man, you gotta cross over the anger bridge.... and come back to the friendship shore.

And come on, guys. Even if it is two extremely slow vehicles, you gotta win to get love. I mean, that's just life. Look at...look at Don Shula. Legendary coach. Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record for eatin' all those hot dogs in a row. Look at Rue McClanahan. From The Golden Girls. Three people, all great champions, all loved.

I'm going to say very close, do it from a dig. Cheers and welcome :cheers:

I just hope with a name like stangkillin you have something to back that up because a v6 TB isn't.

Good luck, post back when you have a kill or honorable death

Yeah it's sort of benchracing here. We have a dedicated benchracing sub forum located within the racer's lounge. Just as a point of interest ;)

with all due respect, I care, or i wouldnt take the time to post anything about it.

But not enough to post it in the right section?

:P

Actually I can't even find the bench racing section anymore :confused:. Sorry.

this is like saying the kid with the geo metro down the street wants to race my father inlaws mini van, whats the point

Maybe if you post it in the right section, people may give a fuck...it's not likely, but you never know...

http://ls1tech.com/forums/dyno-guesses-bench-racing-forum-150/

this is like saying the kid with the geo metro down the street wants to race my father inlaws mini van, whats the point

as stated earlier, even if their slow cars, its fun. i raced my ninja 250 vs my trailblazer (wife driving). both pretty slow still fun. i used to race my cavalier. its just for fun. and the name stangkillin was for my s10. my username used to be stangkillins10, but since i dont have an s10. i just dropped that.

and sorry i posted in the wrong section, still new here

Can I take winner?

Stangkillin, man, you gotta cross over the anger bridge.... and come back to the friendship shore.

And come on, guys. Even if it is two extremely slow vehicles, you gotta win to get love. I mean, that's just life. Look at...look at Don Shula. Legendary coach. Look at that Asian guy who holds the world record for eatin' all those hot dogs in a row. Look at Rue McClanahan. From The Golden Girls. Three people, all great champions, all loved.

Well played sir, well played.

Just race and stop talking.

Umm ..1 race him and ull win unless he is lying or your tb is a POS.

and 2, is this not in the wrong section? I thought "what if's" went in the racers lounge? :bang:

hahaha do it & let us know! :corn:

i have a '02 trailblazer as well & its slow as FUCK. my 5.3 ECSB silverado lifted on 35's would run circles around it lmao

I smell a troll

I smell a troll

i assure you i am no troll. as soon as i finally get him to race ill post results, ill even try to get video proof.

I smell a troll Should take a shower then stoppy

i assure you i am no troll. as soon as i finally get him to race ill post results, ill even try to get video proof. You havnt been here long enough to get the irony of what stopsign said lol

i assure you i am no troll. as soon as i finally get him to race ill post results, ill even try to get video proof.

So how do you go "stangkillin"? :lol:

So how do you go "stangkillin"? :lol:

i beat a 90s v6 mustang in my tb once :drive:

:bs: :|

i beat a 90s v6 mustang in my tb once :drive:

I beat a racoon with a goodyear once.

Can I take winner?

puppy punter :lol:

I beat a racoon with a goodyear once.

hahaha

Mr. stangkillin, with all due respect, and remember I'm sayin' with all due respect, that race ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin gettin' it on.
Now hold on a sec' there pardner: is the whale on top? I'd definitely spend more time looking at that painting more then this lame thread. (he, don't judge me. I'm a product of the United States Navy.)
So how do you go "stangkillin"? :lol:
I believe he already did: don't you have a shower to take stoppie? ;)

Nice kill.

Who really gives a shit who wins? It's a dumb "race" anyway. Sounds like you both need to be slapped due to stupidity.

If tech had a "like" button I would use it on this comment.

Now hold on a sec' there pardner: is the whale on top? I'd definitely spend more time looking at that painting more then this lame thread. (he, don't judge me. I'm a product of the United States Navy.)


lol, I couldn't find one, but when I google seached it in the images section and scrolled down I saw a pic of my car.

https://www.google.com/search?q=painting%20of%20a%20whale%20and%20a%20dol phin&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=ZuwgT--vIKiSiQLG4fyHCA&biw=1440&bih=706&sei=aewgT5-XDvDaiQKB0bTPBw#um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=velvet+painting+of+a+whale+and+a+dolphin+getting +it+on&pbx=1&oq=painting+of+a+whale+and+a+dolphin+g&aq=0m&aqi=g-m1&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=10545l13063l0l13772l4l4l1l0l0l0l438l974l2-2.0.1l3l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&fp=b84cfa77df2ce0f9&biw=1440&bih=706

lol, i couldn't find one, but when i google seached it in the images section and scrolled down i saw a pic of my car.

https://www.google.com/search?q=painting%20of%20a%20whale%20and%20a%20dol phin&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-us:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=utf-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=n&tab=wi&ei=zuwgt--vikisiqlg4fyhca&biw=1440&bih=706&sei=aewgt5-xdvdaiqkb0btpbw#um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-us%3aofficial&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=velvet+painting+of+a+whale+and+a+dolphin+getting +it+on&pbx=1&oq=painting+of+a+whale+and+a+dolphin+g&aq=0m&aqi=g-m1&aql=&gs_sm=e&gs_upl=10545l13063l0l13772l4l4l1l0l0l0l438l974l2-2.0.1l3l0&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.,cf.osb&fp=b84cfa77df2ce0f9&biw=1440&bih=706 bahahahahahaha

I think this is in the wrong section.

http://ls1tech.com/forums/dyno-guesses-bench-racing-forum-150/

Who really gives a shit who wins? It's a dumb "race" anyway. Sounds like you both need to be slapped due to stupidity im with this guy lol

puppy punter :lol:

No way. I'll take winner on my 21spd Mongoose mountain bike.

This is exciting.

As stated, wrong section and I moved it for you, but I don't blame you. Anyone with a little common sense would guess that the bench racing forum would be in a racing section of the site. But alas, someone put it in the Dyno section since the Dyno Guesses and Bench Racing sections are one in the same.

^Unit's gon' beat yer azz....:lol:


I did ask him about it once though, but that was when it used to be in the racers lounge. I think it should be 2 separate subforums, 1 dyno guesses...2 bench racing....but that's extra bandwidth for stupid shit.