General LSX Automobile Discussion - X Wife Ride..... Stroker LS 404 ci

Well i went over to my X wifes house to pick up my son & my X wife
Runs outta the house & says " Give me a Ride "...!!!

Im like...how about later on...another day... she says... Now !
Gas is about 4.50 per Gal. Im thinkin...this is gonna cost me. lol

I agreed to take her for a quick spin...& the new 404 ci motor is about broken in. I took her down an industrial street... Smashed the gas pedal..
& oh my God... the car smoked the tires in first , second & third gear.
Yes..i said 3 rd gear. In other words the car never gained traction...Not even in Drive. I saw my x's face & im sure i scared the shit outta her. lol.

Dam.... Im so glad i built a Stroker motor. It has already begun to pay off.

I agreed to take her for a quick spin...& the new 404 ci motor is about broken in. I took her down an industrial street... Smashed the gas pedal..
& oh my God... the car smoked the tires in first , second & third gear.
Yes..i said 3 rd gear. In other words the car never gained traction...Not even in Drive. I saw my x's face & im sure i scared the shit outta her. lol.


lol i love these reactions :D

You are nicer than me... I wouldn't give my X a ride even just to scare her.

Funny Guys... LOL

If she didn't wet her pants you failed.

Nicer than I am..

Uhhh... how is this a win? She's your X so youve obviously already hit it.... She rode in it and didnt let you get some??? I fail to see the win here... Lie to me man, lie to me!!

i figured you were gonna leave her at the industrial park or something and tell her to walk home.

^^^ hahahaha

Lol....tuck n roll bish..

took her for a ride and she didnt put out? i see why she is the ex

haha nice

take her for a ride, let her trust you. she gets out, gas it, run her over

then again, any woman running at me yelling give me a ride, I just assume and drop my pants

He said it has already began to pay of so he got something hope the kid wasnt in the car

Drop my Pants...? Leave her at the industrial park ? Run her over...?
A..ha haa haa

LOL You guys are to Friggen FUNNY !!

Lmao!!!!

Nice, sounds like a sweet build

Do you guys think i should offer her another ride once i install the 2 stage Nitrous system... ?? Put slicks or drag radials on the car & Hit the N20 outta the hole ? Dont you think her eyes would bulge even further outta her head ? LOL

Offer her a ride to your bed

If she's an Ex try to bang her sister..make it fun.

im thinking youre probably giving her money. accidents do happen. with her gone you can probably have more money for a better setup. not that id be part of anything like that. :thinker:

Do you guys think i should offer her another ride once i install the 2 stage Nitrous system... ?? Put slicks or drag radials on the car & Hit the N20 outta the hole ? Dont you think her eyes would bulge even further outta her head ? LOL

You could take her on a 3 day vacation to pound-town....

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