Street Racing & Kill Stories - Cobalt SS/SC kid called my GTP a piece of trash! :(

I'm on my way to the bar last night in my GTP and I come up next to a bright red 2005-2007 Cobalt SS supercharged with 3 younger kids in it. All looked around 18 or 19 from what I could tell. No idea on the mods of this cobalt but the blower did sound pretty loud. Anyway, the driver had a bleached blonde Justin Bieber hair do and gave me the cockiest look/smirk as I pull up next to them. So I goose the throttle a bit to give them some blower whine. The next thing I know he rolls down his window and blurts out "that things a piece of trash!". I'm kind of dumb founded at this point! I couldn't believe this tool just said this. So I yelled out "oh yeah you wanna race that slow piece of shit?!" He says lets go! So we make our way down the road a bit and we're pacing each other. I wait for traffic to clear out. Then from a 35 roll i slowly give it some gas and down shift to 2nd but only at about 40-50% throttle. They take off and were side by side for a few seconds. Finally around 60mph I decide that I'm done playing around and mash the gas. I put 3 cars on them from 60 to 90 and then shut down. I wait for them to catch back up, and i yell out "how does it feel to get your ass whooped by a piece of trash, faggot?!?!" LOL neither of them said a single word and they rolled up their window. And that was that. One of the best kills I've had in a long time! Lulz I laughed all the way to the bar.

Wasn't me I swear........cuz we'd have to go for a longer run then that :-P

Sure it wasn't! Lulz

I'm on my way to the bar last night in my GTP and I come up next to a bright red 2005-2007 Cobalt SS supercharged with 3 younger kids in it. All looked around 18 or 19 from what I could tell. No idea on the mods of this cobalt but the blower did sound pretty loud. Anyway, the driver had a bleached blonde Justin Bieber hair do and gave me the cockiest look/smirk as I pull up next to them. So I goose the throttle a bit to give them some blower whine. The next thing I know he rolls down his window and blurts out "that things a piece of trash!". I'm kind of dumb founded at this point! I couldn't believe this tool just said this. So I yelled out "oh yeah you wanna race that slow piece of shit?!" He says lets go! So we make our way down the road a bit and we're pacing each other. I wait for traffic to clear out. Then from a 35 roll i slowly give it some gas and down shift to 2nd but only at about 40-50% throttle. They take off and were side by side for a few seconds. Finally around 60mph I decide that I'm done playing around and mash the gas. I put 3 cars on them from 60 to 90 and then shut down. I wait for them to catch back up, and i yell out "how does it feel to get your ass whooped by a piece of trash, faggot?!?!" LOL neither of them said a single word and they rolled up their window. And that was that. One of the best kills I've had in a long time! Lulz I laughed all the way to the bar.

When you wanna compliment a friend (No homo)
But you don't want that friendship to end (No homo)
To tell a dude just how you feel (No homo)
Say no homo, so he knows the deal (No homo)

Ayo, man you've got a fresh car (No homo)
And maybe I should take you out to the bar (No homo)
You're boyfriends like your belt whine (No homo)
They can hop in and hear a bit of mine (No homo)



Sorry OP, that is all I could think of for whatever reason when I read your kill. Good kill.

Lol, i just cant believe shit like this happens, hey your car is trash, oh yeah wanna run lmfao, not saying it didnt happen but the story was just funny to me

Lol, i just cant believe shit like this happens, hey your car is trash, oh yeah wanna run lmfao, not saying it didnt happen but the story was just funny to me

I was laughing as I yelled that stuff at him. Lol

He didn't NV you? :(

He didn't NV you? :(

Would you expect any less from the Mystic Z28 :jest:

He didn't NV you? :(

Not at first but after I stole his car's lunch money and slammed the box in it's face, I think he just might have. :angel:

Tokyo drift mayneeee

what year is your gtp and what all is done to it?

99 GTP. It's cammed, pullied, full exhaust, ported blower/TB, and wide band tune.

If I were to guess it was stock with the silencers blocked off.

I sure hope it was stock or close to it. I put a solid bus on it without even trying.

With my 2.2 cobalt and the ss turbo on it I could put 2-3 cars on one. That was with 11psi

When I had my GTP I ran an SC Cobalt from a 60 roll on the e-way. It was close, I won but only by maybe 2 cars. This one had to be at least stg2 as I had full IC & bolt ons 2.7 pulley. From a dig they just cant hook up.

Would you expect any less from the Mystic Z28 :jest:

:lol: Mystics retarded ass said his lid catback ls1 would walk my Mach. Moron he is

Good kill man

Your GTP is trash. Come at me bro.

:lol: Mystics retarded ass said his lid catback ls1 would walk my Mach. Moron he is

It would take a solid 900rwhp to walk you.

:lol: Mystics retarded ass said his lid catback ls1 would walk my Mach. Moron he is

You can do that when your car is a factory freak.

You can do that when your car is a factory freak.

....or you use Lucas Oil Stabilizer..LOL

Stoppy my GTP would probably walk you too.

http://cdn.chud.com/7/7e/7e6739eb_tumblr_lqaff9WvN21qimiv6.gif

Is your grand am faster than your ls1? :lol:

Good kill man

Thanks, man.

Is your grand am faster than your ls1? :lol:

Did I say it was? Hooked on phonics didn't work for you, did it?

Did I say it was? Hooked on phonics didn't work for you, did it?

It's a question you moron, not an assumption. :jest: You might be the one that needs that Hooked on Phonics.

It's a question you moron, not an assumption. :jest: You might be the one that needs that Hooked on Phonics.

You're the one that doesn't even know the difference between a grand am and grand prix. So how am I supposed to take anything you say seriously?

And name calling already, son? Someone's sensitive. Lol

Good Kill OP. Sometimes you gotta race retards and kick em down a notch.

Whatever happened to the dyno numbers on the Mach? I remember a whole thread about it in the before-time... the long-long-ago...

Good Kill OP. Sometimes you gotta race retards and kick em down a notch.

Whatever happened to the dyno numbers on the Mach? I remember a whole thread about it in the before-time... the long-long-ago...

Thanks, man. I really try hard not to race people in town like that anymore, but the coast was clear and this d-bag needed to be put in his place, bad.

And stoppy's car dynoed 292 rwhp.

You're the one that doesn't even know the difference between a grand am and grand prix. So how am I supposed to take anything you say seriously?

And name calling already, son? Someone's sensitive. Lol

Grand Am...Grand Prix...explain to me the difference because I've never cared to learn it.

And I wasn't name calling I was just saying you were a moron.

Grand Am...Grand Prix...explain to me the difference because I've never cared to learn it.

And I wasn't name calling I was just saying you were a moron.

One of them comes stock with a blower. I'd say that's a pretty significant difference. And capable of hurting A LOT of mustang feelings with a few hundred bucks in mods. :angel: Hell, even stock they hurt a lot of stang feelings.

And saying someone is a moron certainly is name calling, broseph.

This thread sucks.

It's ok Stoppy and UNVME, I'm sure your mach1 and gtp are equally slow. :jest:

:lol: Mystics retarded ass said his lid catback ls1 would walk my Mach. Moron he is
Ya.i know,what a fucktard,huh?
I prolly no way to could even reel you in or let alone walk you,and thats full bolts+nos.

Unless, you shift 2000rpm under your redline. Those dam gears and tr6s. FUCk!
Just cant compete, then u got a real ram air and real exhaust.
I got a pos y and stupid cracked abs lid:(
no fair

Ya.i know,what a fucktard,huh?
I prolly no way to could even reel you in or let alone walk you,and thats full bolts+nos.

Unless, you shift 2000rpm under your redline. Those dam gears and tr6s. FUCk!
Just cant compete, then u got a real ram air and real exhaust.
I got a pos y and stupid cracked abs lid:(
no fair

Mystic Z/28 Or UNVME thinks his lid & catback car will put busses on my SS, too. :jest::lol:

Mystic Z/28 Or UNVME thinks his lid & catback car will put busses on my SS, too. :jest::lol:

I asked him on SVTP why his car pulls like a train with such little mods...

:shrug: Well for one, it's a lot lighter than your average F-body.

Mystic Z/28 Or UNVME thinks his lid & catback car will put busses on my SS, too. :jest::lol:

Link to where you're getting this BS? :sack:

we arguing whose car is slower in here? My honda have all of you beat. It only weighs 2,000 pounds. 85hp. whats up.

Link to where you're getting this BS? :sack:

You: He(Kerchakone) has done nothing but repeatedly try to dethrone my cars from day 1. :lol:
Me: You talk like nothing on the road is faster than what you got.
You:You're right, nothing is faster than what I got. Especially not your slow piece of CRAP! :jest::jest:

This was on Clubgp a few days ago, still said it though.
http://www.clubgp.com/newforum/tm.asp?m=5800342&p=1&mpage=3&tmode=1&smode=1

The GTP I had would rape both of your cars, stock cam too.:nod: :corn:

You: He(Kerchakone) has done nothing but repeatedly try to dethrone my cars from day 1. :lol:
Me: You talk like nothing on the road is faster than what you got.
You:You're right, nothing is faster than what I got. Especially not your slow piece of CRAP! :jest::jest:

This was on Clubgp a few days ago, still said it though.
http://www.clubgp.com/newforum/tm.asp?m=5800342&p=1&mpage=3&tmode=1&smode=1

The GTP I had would rape both of your cars, stock cam too.:nod: :corn:

Are you really so dense that you can't distinguish painfully obvious sarcasm? lulz

And I HIGHLY doubt that, bro. :nod: Definitely not my Z28. Your GTP trapped 103 at best and fell flat on it's face after 90. It's nice to know that you're following me around like a lost puppy though.

UNVME=VERZGTP=MYSTIC Z28



Rofl, how many screen names have you had banned on ls1tech? 1 is pathetic enough. :burn:

Oh hayyyy old buddy, ;)

UNVME=VERZGTP=MYSTIC Z28



Rofl, how many screen names have you had banned on ls1tech? 1 is pathetic enough. :burn:

Rofl. And how many threads were started about me after I had already been banned? :sack: 1 is pathetic enough.

How do you get banned from ls1tech?

How do you get banned from ls1tech?

It takes quite a lot of bs'n to get banned here, but usually it results in verbal attacks and threats to get banned ala Mystic z-28. Take this as a compliment, but you are the king of shit stirrers here and you haven't even come close to being banned.:lol:

It takes quite a lot of bs'n to get banned here, but usually it results in verbal attacks and threats to get banned ala Mystic z-28. Take this as a compliment, but you are the king of shit stirrers here and you haven't even come close to being banned.:lol:

Bro story cool. :angel:

It takes quite a lot of bs'n to get banned here, but usually it results in verbal attacks and threats to get banned ala Mystic z-28. Take this as a compliment, but you are the king of shit stirrers here and you haven't even come close to being banned.:lol:



Haha, FACT!

When is someone gonna walk this idiot and get it on video?

do we know where he lives?

I'm from eastern Nebraska. Come at me, bros.

Who the fuck lives in Nebraska

"Nebraska's nickname is the Cornhusker State" :lol:

Who the fuck lives in Nebraska

"Nebraska's nickname is the Cornhusker State" :lol:

Who the fuck lives in South Carolina? Besides red necks. :lol:

I dunno Cornhole, you tell me. :lol:

Who the fuck lives in South Carolina? Besides red necks. :lol:


South Carolina is a HELLUVA lot better than Nebraska. But ain't saying much because I'm in Alabama...rednecks unite.

I dunno Cornhole, you tell me. :lol:

You know you're a witty one when you have to resort to mocking where someone lives. :lol:

You know you're a witty one when you have to resort to mocking where someone lives. :lol:

Cornhole I want to see pics of the teal stock automatic LS1 next to the white single wide trailer. :nod:

Cornhole I want to see pics of the teal stock automatic LS1 next to the white single wide trailer. :nod:

How about I post up a pic of it's tail lights. So you can get used to looking at them. :nod:

How about I post up a pic of it's tail lights. So you can get used to looking at them. :nod:

Sure!

I would run your slow ass cars but it would be a waste of a trip and gas.

I would run your slow ass cars but it would be a waste of a trip and gas.

Bring it, bro. :eek2:

Where are the tail lights? Where are they?!

I'm sure I could let you know if you had any headlights out though. :D

You wouldn't be seeing my headlights until after I spanked you and you did a ricer fly by, bro. :nod:

And i'll try to get a pic of my tails tomorrow, just for you.

Are you really so dense that you can't distinguish painfully obvious sarcasm? lulz
You must be referring to this:

You:He has done nothing but repeatedly try to dethrone my cars from day 1.

Like that would be so difficult to do. :lol:
And this:
You:You're right, nothing is faster than what I got. Especially not your slow piece of CRAP!

Yea I sense nothing but obvious sarcasm there comparing it to all the other B.S you talk. :gtfo:

And I HIGHLY doubt that, bro. :nod: Definitely not my Z28.
I have beaten lid & catback LS Fbodies with my GTP several times. With all the mods you have on your cammed GTP your lid & catback Z shouldnt be faster. It must be a real turd.:jest:

Your GTP trapped 103 at best and fell flat on it's face after 90.
Showing your ignorance once again. It trapped 108 & in the 12s with a 2.7 pulley.

It's nice to know that you're following me around like a lost puppy though.

I wanna be just like you Verz, I wanna be king of the throne with my lid & catback car(might as well call it stock) & beat up on other more powerful faster cars & put it in my sig, or at least claim that I did & talk shit & tell everyone how great I am & how everything else is sooo pathetic. Youre so inspiring Verz :gruffy:

You wouldn't be seeing my headlights until after I spanked you and you did a ricer fly by, bro. :nod:

And i'll try to get a pic of my tails tomorrow, just for you.

Make sure they are in the front yard facing the house, err I mean...well you know what I meant.

You must be referring to this:

Like that would be so difficult to do. :lol:
And this:


Yea I sense nothing but obvious sarcasm there comparing it to all the other B.S you talk. :gtfo:

I have beaten lid & catback LS Fbodies with my GTP several times. With all the mods you have on your cammed GTP your lid & catback Z shouldnt be faster. It must be a real turd.:jest:

Showing your ignorance once again. It trapped 108 & in the 12s with a 2.7 pulley.


I wanna be just like you Verz, I wanna be king of the throne with my lid & catback car(might as well call it stock) & beat up on other more powerful faster cars & put it in my sig, or at least claim that I did & talk shit & tell everyone how great I am & how everything else is sooo pathetic. Youre so inspiring Verz :gruffy:

Lulz your turd GTP didn't trap 108. Where's your slips? And my Z28 weighs UNDER 3200 lbs without me in it. I would have stomped your GTP from a dig and roll with ease.

Lulz your turd GTP didn't trap 108. Where's your slips? And my Z28 weighs UNDER 3200 lbs without me in it. I would have stomped your GTP from a dig and roll with ease.

Wow that is light. Tomorrow when you take pics of the tail lights can you take pics of the interior and engine bay? Also if you can in the pics put little notes. You know... "Fuck your slow bolt on Mach 1 Stopsign!" or "I gots corn in mah teef" I dunno, something creative.

Wow that is light. Tomorrow when you take pics of the tail lights can you take pics of the interior and engine bay? Also if you can in the pics put little notes. You know... "Fuck your slow bolt on Mach 1 Stopsign!" or "I gots corn in mah teef" I dunno, something creative.

Oh don't you worry, there will be a note!

Lulz your turd GTP didn't trap 108. Where's your slips?
That was back in 07 so I dont have slips now, the 1st 2 times I ran the car on DRs both days my times were consistently in the 12s. The guy I sold it to ran 12.74@108 right after I sold it to him.
http://www.clubgp.com/newforum/tm.asp?m=5476773&appid=&p=&mpage=1&key=&language=single&tmode=&smode=&s=#5476773
Unlike all your B.S stories Verz it actually happened. The jealous will keep hatin though.



And my Z28 weighs UNDER 3200 lbs without me in it.
So your car is .2 faster now want a cookie? :lol:

I would have stomped your GTP from a dig and roll with ease.
Doubt it. Post up time slips of your untouchable THRONE QUEENS if youre so sure. :rotflmao:
Plenty of fast cars that got beat in the vids in that link above. The kid I sold the car to beat a few LS2 GTOs, an LS1 vette & a bunch of other cars including a GT500, close race though. :chug:

You think that my GTP couldn't run 12's, Ace? It ran a 13.2 @ 104-105 with just rockers, bolt-ons and a 3.4 pulley. On street tires at that. Now it's cammed on a 3.2 pulley, with more supporting mods. Probably traps higher than yours did too. You said you would ''rape'' it and that's total BS. :lol: And my Z would definitely pull on that car. Your GTP was probably around 280whp. Not nearly enough to pull on a lighter more powerful LS1. It's not my problem that you raced bad drivers with street tires...on your DR's.

P.S. rockers aren't classified as a bolt-on either, smart guy.

When is someone gonna walk this idiot and get it on video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E40cP-TLkJE&sns=em

Holy fuck that was a slaughter.

Poka why didn't you post the other video? The one where I'm actually on the gas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXsNUQtOa1A&feature=player_embedded

Nobody asked for one of those jake. You got beat on the rolls anyways, by a car with no tune and a huge pcv vaccum leak to boot!

Nobody asked for one of those jake. You got beat on the rolls anyways, by a car with no tune and a huge pcv vaccum leak to boot!

So now you're making excuses for why a lid only A4 stuck your door too 110+mph? :lol:

I'm from eastern Nebraska. Come at me, bros.

I have a couple of friends from Nebraska, I could probably set something up for you if you're interested in getting your dick knocked in the dirt by some imports.

Why didn't you post this one jake? When you cant drive for shit, ask for a roll race. Haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5weIaVAaSo&sns=em

^ Yeah that's the difference that leaving the shifter in drive makes, dumb ass. :lol:

And I can't drive huh? How come I beat travis's car from a dig that night? On your bald ass nittos to boot!

So now you're making excuses for why a lid only A4 stuck your door too 110+mph? :lol:

So now you're calling my handicaps excuses? I still beat you!

^ Yeah that's the difference that leaving the shifter in drive makes, dumb ass. :lol:

And I can't drive huh? How come I beat travis's car from a dig that night? On your bald ass nittos to boot!

EXCUSES!!! lol

So now you're calling my handicaps excuses? I still beat you!

So my 225 wide street tires in 20* february weather isn't a handicap? You had DR's that you heated up. You really are fucking retarded huh.

So my 225 wide street tires in 20* february weather isn't a handicap? You had DR's that you heated up. You really are fucking retarded huh.
More excuses.

My handicaps are excuses??????

You lost, so yes.

By about 2 feet. OMG. Did I lose to travis's car?

We aren't talking about travis's car.

I am. You say that I can't drive. But I beat his car from a dig. On bald nittos.

Travis is the worst driver ever.

More excuses I hear?

No, i dont need to make excuses.

Wow this is pathetic. UNVME are you really digging for kills at this point bringing up races with other people that aren't even on topic. Who cares if you raced someone else and won. The debate is between pokaspeed and you.

Wow this is pathetic. UNVME are you really digging for kills at this point bringing up races with other people that aren't even on topic. Who cares if you raced someone else and won. The debate is between pokaspeed and you.

He's the one boasting about beating someone off the line who is on 225 wide street tires...while he is on DR's that he heated up. And this was in 20* weather. Excuse me for seeing the stupidity in that. And now he's making excuses for why I was door to door with him on the roll race.

Telling me i'm making excuses, while making excuses in the same sentence. Lol

Telling me I can't dive while you're on heated DR's against my pizza cutter street tires. Lol in 20* weather.

All I'm hearing is excuses from someone that quote "doesn't want to hear excuses". :lol:

Telling me I can't dive while you're on heated DR's against my pizza cutter street tires. Lol in 20* weather.

More excuses.

He's the one that called them ''handicaps'' not excuses. Lol

Poka why are your excuses just ''handicaps'' but mine are just excuses? You're a complete idiot.

Excuses? You mean my excuses for WINNING.

Why did you bring up that you had a vacuum leak then? Which I'm sure is a lie. You're trying to justify why my lid only A4 car kept right up with you on that roll.

And what kind of moron races their car with a ''huge'' vacuum leak anyway??? :lol:

:jest:


Great fucking way to start off the day.

I have a couple of friends from Nebraska, I could probably set something up for you if you're interested in getting your dick knocked in the dirt by some imports.

?????

SPOTTED! Verz/Mysticz28's Grand Prix! !



http://pics.icefireracing.com/gtp01.jpg

http://pics.icefireracing.com/gtp02.jpg

http://pics.icefireracing.com/gtp03.jpg

LMAO. Even I laughed at that.

And what kind of moron races their car with a ''huge'' vacuum leak anyway??? :lol:

The same person that doesn't know about it. The only noticeable thing wrong at the time was a sparatic idle on occasion.

?????

Sorry, bro. Go ahead and bring whoever you want to race. I will race anyone, win or lose. I really don't care. :angel:

Smoke any new 5.0s with your sweet factory freak lately MysticputitinmyassZ28?

The same person that doesn't know about it. The only noticeable thing wrong at the time was a sparatic idle on occasion.

Well I didn't know that I had clogged cats at the time either. I noticed a pretty big difference when I took those fuckers off a few weeks after.

Smoke any new 5.0s with your sweet factory freak lately MysticputitinmyassZ28?

Will you shove your cock up my ass? Please? :eek2:

Smoke any new 5.0s with your sweet factory freak lately MysticputitinmyassZ28?

Will you shove your cock up my ass? Please? :eek2:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/funny-pictures-no-time-to-explain-just-get-in.jpg

But I really do love the cock. Me and poka are proud members of a gay hook up site.

Mystic is back. Lovely.

Both of you just go race now. It's not 20*. Or race someone else, I just want something to come of a thread. :lol:

Mystic is back. Lovely.

If we're lucky he will bless us with more VERY accurate and legit kill stories where he took down Bugatti Veyrons and UGR Lamborghinis in his Grand Prix while only half throttle.



*Reality filter - please replace "Bugatti" with a 237,000 mile 1987 Mustang and "Lamborghini" with a strut tower brace equipped 1995 Integra GS-R*

Both of you just go race now. It's not 20*. Or race someone else, I just want something to come of a thread. :lol:

Can't. He has nitrous now. And if I were to beat him off the bottle he would just cry and say ''you made me demod my car to race you!'' :cry:

Can't. He has nitrous now. And if I were to beat him off the bottle he would just cry and say ''you made me demod my car to race you!'' :cry:

Maybe you better start off lining up with a stock A4 LT1 convertible with 2nd gear blown out before you start making actual quick cars waste their gas on your piece of shit.

Now he's making excuses for me? Jeez. I'm down to race anytime.

Now he's making excuses for me? Jeez. I'm down to race anytime.

He's gotta downplay the fact that his car is slow as piss somehow.

Maybe you better start off lining up with a stock A4 LT1 convertible with 2nd gear blown out before you start making actual quick cars waste their gas on your piece of shit.

You mean quick cars like your SVT focus? lol

Super variable valve timing Focus?

Not enough air circulating up to your brain again?

Nope I guess not. That's how typos are made.

Hey Brook, you want to race my GTP? I just installed a 2nd boost gauge so I have twice as much boost now.

This thread is full of WIN!!! And I think some infraction penalties will be handed out shortly.

Hey Brook, you want to race my GTP? I just installed a 2nd boost gauge so I have twice as much boost now.

You're so clueless.

So I hear Facebook is now considering letting children under 13 post on it. Hell LS1TECH's been doing that for years. Clearly this thread shows that unequivocally.

Folks just setup a track day event where you two can race each other about 10 times and be done with it. Whoever wins be a man and go up to the loser and offer a handshake and say good race. Borrow a nitrous kit from someone to make both cars somewhat even.

Cornhole I want to see pics of the teal stock automatic LS1 next to the white single wide trailer. :nod:
Dude, he has sweet cars outside of his single-wide trailer. His priorities are all straight, bro
I have beaten lid & catback LS Fbodies with my GTP several times.
Dude, his lid & catback Z28 will rock any other car. It just manages to get beat by 2V GTs
Make sure they are in the front yard facing the house, err I mean...well you know what I meant.
:lol:

In all reality, I missed you Mystic.

Cornhole!!! WTF? Where are my pics?

Cornhole!!! WTF? Where are my pics?

I'd like to see this as well. Preferably one with the trailer in the background. How'd the Home Equity Loan work out for you?

Get your longtubes installed yet? Re-race that 2V Mustang that broke your heart?

He's the one boasting about beating someone off the line who is on 225 wide street tires...while he is on DR's that he heated up. And this was in 20* weather. Excuse me for seeing the stupidity in that. And now he's making excuses for why I was door to door with him on the roll race.

How in the F did you end up with 225 tires on a Z28? Did you take them off of your Cavalier?????

And now he's making excuses for why I was door to door with him on the roll race.

You still got your forehead drug, all seven of them.


No wonders you have a laundry list of excuses. Look at this John Force style launch on your end. With driving like that you better start watching out for CAI equipped 1996 Mustang GTs with 2.73 gearing, bro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E40cP-TLkJE&feature=plcp

Got dayum! I always heard you took down near stock Cobras left and right, but I finally got to see it for myself! I take everything back about your factory freak LS1. It really is a powerhouse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZowunu-SBE&feature=plcp

I was hoping you could at least beat a 3v Mustang if a girl was driving, but man was I wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr02URi79go

I think you have too much time on your hands and are too obsessed with this Jake kid

I think you have too much time on your hands and are too obsessed with this Jake kid

We are on the same local forum verz is on. These videos aren't exactly hard to find.

Get your longtubes installed yet? Re-race that 2V Mustang that broke your heart?

This one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7NKiYUDBs4


Or this one? (at 8:56)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xxiawira9FY&feature=plcp



Do you ever win a race? :gay:

Heres the same thread on our forum.

http://starcityracing.com/Forums/showthread.php?t=49104

Hahahahhaha! How did I ever miss this one? The red M6 in this video ran mid 13s until finally scoring some DRs and laying down a 13.26 @108mph on a well prepped track. And it walked the shit out of Verz's car. Go figure. I always knew that was a 14 second car on a good day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3AHyGIZsYg

I think you have too much time on your hands and are too obsessed with this Jake kid

Not at all. MysticZ28 is only good at trolling and quickly forgets how slow his cars are. It's only deserving to shine some light on what really happens in his world.

Brook you are such a delusional piece of fail. Why is it that you and poka only know how to post flawed races? Is that the only way you can make my car look bad? Lol

First you post a race of my car against another bolt-on LS1 where Slikrider started in 2nd gear. Then you post the roll race where he leaves it in drive. I would run right with that car today with my DR's and starting in the proper gear on the roll. I guarantee it.

THEN, you post my car losing to a bolt-on 2v GT, which AGAIN Slikrider started in 2nd gear accidentally.

Here's the real race that Brook is afraid to show. My car clearly won with ease.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCC7sf27DOk&feature=player_embedded

After that, you post me losing to a 400rwhp TURBO 2V like that means a damn thing? lulz

And to top it all off you post another race against slowbra where I let off 2 seconds into the race because my car was COMPLETELY sideways on the 1-2 shift because of those pizza cutter 225 wide tires. Post the vid where his pullied cobra put 2 cars on me from a roll? lulz

That's a lot of "flawed" races you lose in. :lol:

Wasn't even me in most of those races.

Here's another vid that Brook won't post.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-hkc50EcRs&feature=relmfu

That's a lot of "flawed" races you lose in. :lol:

No kidding. Even in the ones where he didn't own the car yet he somehow comes up with these excuses as if he was driving the car. It's hilarious. :gay:

Here's another vid that Brook won't post.

You got a hard-on for Brook or something?

Why the fuck is someone else racing YOUR car? Do you suck at driving that badly?

Posting to test out my new sig.

EDIT: Okay, cool. Carry on guys...

Posting to test out my new sig.

EDIT: Okay, cool. Carry on guys...

:lol: That is awesome

Here's your pic that you requested, stoppy.

http://thumbp3-ne1.thumb.mail.yahoo.com/tn?sid=29273397947373171&mid=AN5VimIAAKgYT85SxgL1rRuqoQ0&midoffset=2_0_0_1_168564&partid=2&f=1204&fid=Inbox&w=637&h=480&httperr=1

Why the fuck is someone else racing YOUR car? Do you suck at driving that badly?

Um, because I didn't even own it back then. Those races were filmed in like '08, bro.

No kidding. Even in the ones where he didn't own the car yet he somehow comes up with these excuses as if he was driving the car. It's hilarious. :gay:

I'm just quoting what the previous owner said himself, Brittany. :gay:

Why the fuck are all these videos from 08 then. Guys hating you need to post recent vids of you loosing to cars. You need to post recent vids of whatever wins you possibly have. This thread is getting retarded.

Here's your pic that you requested, stoppy.

Jake, we want the one with you and the cars right outside the single-wide trailer. Quit disappointing

Why the fuck are all these videos from 08 then. Guys hating you need to post recent vids of you loosing to cars. You need to post recent vids of whatever wins you possibly have. This thread is getting retarded.

You'll have to ask the two gentlemen that are trying to troll me in this thread.

Jake, we want the one with you and the cars right outside the single-wide trailer. Quit disappointing

I don't live in a trailer. Sorry to disappoint.

I don't live in a trailer. Sorry to disappoint.

Manufactured home - same difference

You'll have to ask the two gentlemen that are trying to troll me in this thread.

Trying? This thread is full of your turd losing to 13 and 14 second cars. I'd find a different hobby if I were you. This whole losing to Cobalts and posting up a fake kill story just isn't working out for you.

If you get banned 3 times Jake why do you keeping coming back? As soon as Unit sees this or Jay you'll be gone again.

If you get banned 3 times Jake why do you keeping coming back? As soon as Unit sees this or Jay you'll be gone again.


This is the only way for him to interact with anyone. Kinda like when a little kid acts out in negative ways just to fill the empty hole that his father left after he started laying pipe on the neighbor cousin across the trailer court, leaving MysticZ28's mother in the process. Very similar situations actually.

If you get banned 3 times Jake why do you keeping coming back? As soon as Unit sees this or Jay you'll be gone again.

What exactly will I be banned for? I'm not trying to start any trouble here. A few people are just butthurt that I'm here for whatever reason.

When you get banned that's typically a clear indication that everyone thinks you are a faggot. You are like a bad case of crabs that just won't go away. Speaking of which, that reminds me of the last time I spoke with your mom.

When you get banned that's typically a clear indication that everyone thinks you are a faggot. You are like a bad case of crabs that just won't go away. Speaking of which, that reminds me of the last time I spoke with your mom.

Shit, dawg. I might need some ointment for that BURN!

Tell me about it. It's burned for weeks.

Someone just lock this thread.

Finally accepting defeat after realizing everybody is laughing at you?

Posting to test out my new sig.

EDIT: Okay, cool. Carry on guys...

:rotflmao: !!!!!!!!!!!

You bastard I just busted out laughing at work and everyone looked at me.

99 GTP. It's cammed, pullied, full exhaust, ported blower/TB, and wide band tune.

so which is it? In the fagdaddy forum you claim stock, when you want to race everyone over there. Judging by the way your grand-am got smoked by the 13.26 car, yours is lucky to run mid 14's. LOL Either way you might consider a new hobby. One that doesn't require driving or mechanical skills.

What exactly will I be banned for? I'm not trying to start any trouble here. A few people are just butthurt that I'm here for whatever reason.

If you get banned for one thing, then make another account and come back....well......shit, you are going to get banned again. Thats how it works.

If some people wanna chip in gas money, I'll drive 400 miles to race him in a Cobalt and video it. :lol:

If some people wanna chip in gas money, I'll drive 400 miles to race him in a Cobalt and video it. :lol:

I'll paypal $10

I'll paypal $10

LOL, we gotta make sure he will actually show up to race first.

This is an excerpt from his closed thread on CobaltSS.net:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sonicyeller
Meh, too far east. I was gonna say, there's a few trashy Cobalts in the western panhandle area - namely myself and FrossB that could embarrass a GTP.

I'm about 400 miles from you. Right by Norfolk NE. And I sure hope that your turbo intercooled 25 psi on e-85 could out run my non intercooled roots 10 psi on 91 octane in a much heavier car. A 3500 lb car at that. I have a couple buddies with Turbo GTP's that would embarrass your cobalt with ease.

EDIT: And now that I think about it, you might beat me but not by much if you only trap 110mph. My GTP should be pretty close to that. __________________

I'll paypal $10

I'll see Stoppies 10 and raise him 10 for 20 more. paypal account?

LOL, we gotta make sure he will actually show up to race first.

I'd be willing to bet the corn farm that if you drove to race him he would not show up. That, I'm sure of.

http://www.kickstarter.com/

Finally accepting defeat after realizing everybody is laughing at you?

Defeat? Pretty sure I won in the OP against the lame cobalt.

You think that my GTP couldn't run 12's, Ace? It ran a 13.2 @ 104-105 with just rockers, bolt-ons and a 3.4 pulley. On street tires at that. Now it's cammed on a 3.2 pulley, with more supporting mods. Probably traps higher than yours did too.
Like I said, it should be faster than your STOCK Z-28, it should run at least mid 12s. But you sware its not. You say your Z is faster & it would get raped by the GTP I had. Youre lucky if your Z is even a 13 sec. car after I watched a few rapings of it. :nod::corn:

You said you would ''rape'' it and that's total BS. :lol: And my Z would definitely pull on that car. Your GTP was probably around 280whp.
It dynoed 306 whp & 344 TQ. Torque is what wins races. A link to a lot of ass whippin my old car put down on some other cars after Luke bought it. Some were with a 3.0 pulley instead of the 2.7 when I owned it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pD2XbFvYSo&list=UUz8t1g2YWZoaJpwWnGGfJYg&index=6&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2XGyrA3uf8&feature=BFa&list=UUz8t1g2YWZoaJpwWnGGfJYg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOkgjf_vxN0&feature=autoplay&list=UUz8t1g2YWZoaJpwWnGGfJYg&playnext=2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_aERMZ3j1I&feature=relmfu
There, even a few LS1s in there for ya. Think your Z can beat an LS1 vette?
Your usual excuse, bad drivers?


Not nearly enough to pull on a lighter more powerful LS1. It's not my problem that you raced bad drivers with street tires...on your DR's.
Not that much lighter, GTPs weigh 3500 lbs, I weighed my SS & it weighed 3460, not that much difference in weight. The cars I beat had the same(wider of course) 555 Nitto DRs. I was on street tires & beat one but it was close because I was spinning quite a bit.


P.S. rockers aren't classified as a bolt-on either, smart guy.
Ok I unbolted the old ones & bolted on the new ones. How is that not considered a bolt on? My car was a full bolt on full IC stock cam car. How else would you like me to describe it for you so you understand? I guess headers & intakes are not considered bolts ons? Please define whats not considered a bolt on & why?

What exactly will I be banned for? I'm not trying to start any trouble here. A few people are just butthurt that I'm here for whatever reason.

Maybe for posting shit like this:


Go to fuckin hell you buckedtooth bastard son of a fuckin whore. I'll call you as many fuckin names as i damn well please and there aint a mother fuckin thing your bitch ass is gonna do about it. So sit down and shut your fuckin cock smoker you semen suckin fart flower.

VerzGTPtm in reply to MrAneal07(Show the comment) 8 months ago


Real classy Verz :lol:

ROFLMAO cuz it was on youtube about my old GTP that raped an LT1 Z that had mods or it wouldve been a lot worse.:nod:
I am sure you remember it dont you Verz?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=LLzvs1nBgk0&feature=endscreen
I hated to sell that car, it was a lot of fun. If I still had it I would drive to Nebraska just so Verz could get dragged by it. :chug:

^WHAT THE BLUEBALLED BUTTFUCK BATMAN?!

What does any of that mumbo jump up there have to do with my car? My Z28 weighs UNDER 3200 lbs, Ace. That's 300 lbs less than the cars you raced. And about 500 less than that GTO. It's a stripper car with zero options except t-tops, not even cruise control or rear hatch release. And I've done some very minor weight reduction myself. And my car on DR's would have mopped the street with your GTP on street tires. And murdered it from a roll. All those races looked like they ended at 70-80mph also. Right when the LS1 starts to really come alive. You never even made it out of 2nd gear.

Also you're right, my GTP is slower than my camaro, FROM A ROLL. If my GTP had DR's on it also it would eat the LS1 alive down low. But from a roll it's a completely different story. And any LS1 on DR's should eat you up from a dig if you're on street tires. You were obviously racing horrible drivers. I slaughtered a M6 cam/bolt-on 98 Z28 on DR's from a dig twice with my camaro. And pulled on it slowly from a roll. That car dynoed about 375rwhp. Does that mean that I can beat all cammed LS1's? Until you post a video of you beating MY CAR, shut your yap little boy.

...and now a moment with VerzGTP on youtube.
you gonna fuckin make me, bitch tits? I'll do whatever the fuck i please you fuckin piece of shit. Shut the fuck up you fat piece of fat shit. I own your fuckin bitch ass, noobsauce. Suck my fuckin dick you bitch ass mother fucking piece of monkey shit.


In regards to a 12sec flat srt4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPBZtNTVptE

That car is slower than snail shit you fuckin faggot ass faggot. My GTP would blows its doors off.





That was a moment with VerzGTP.

Such intelligence.

:rotflmao: !!!!!!!!!!!

You bastard I just busted out laughing at work and everyone looked at me.


"My work > your work. My laugh > your laugh"

-Nite


:lol:

Torque wins racing, yo. That's why the Iroc-Z is king of the streets. Recognize.

Good morning. Is MysticZ28 still slow?

Good morning. Is MysticZ28 still slow?

All signs point to yes.

I think you have too much time on your hands and are too obsessed with this Jake kid

You have no idea, man. This is the same loser who took the time to make a facebook page dedicated to how much he loves me. A bit creepy if you ask me.

http://www.facebook.com/verz.gtp?ref=ts

AAAND.... This is why people should have to pass a test before they breed.

UNVME, where are you located? If you're closer than 200 miles, I'll run you... I win, you pay for my gas. You win... Hell, I'll buy you a hooker so you can finally get laid.

I'm from the Norfolk area, bro.

I win, you pay for my gas. You win... Hell, I'll buy you a hooker so you can finally get laid.Bahahahaha, I have a new saying for sure!

A 2000 Camaro and a 1999 Grand Am. WINNING!

I'm from the Norfolk area, bro.

Looks like that is where he's from too. So run him cornhole

A 2000 Camaro and a 1999 Grand Am. WINNING!

http://onstartups.com/Portals/150/images/charlie-sheen-winning-resized-600.jpg

I bet all the mid 40's Walmart women eye you in your Grand Am. :nod:

ALL women eye fuck me where ever I go. I'm just a dashing young man.

I bet all the mid 40's Walmart women eye you in your Grand Am. :nod:



I'm sure just the skinny goodlooking ones, looking to get their methadone script filled in the pharmacy before making their way back to the trailer.

http://onstartups.com/Portals/150/images/charlie-sheen-winning-resized-600.jpg

Theres plenty of videos of you losing, wheres the ones of you winning?

Here's one. Against 93M6Formula

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipB_y6A2SXU&list=UUsocLmHs0VKqK_u7T0PTM4g&index=2&feature=plcp

Less than a 1/8th mile? Bahahahaha

Oh... Wait, so was that YOUR red Camaro that skyrevved at me on the way to VA beach like two weeks ago? Thanks for all the fucking oil droplets and blue smoke, asshole. Smelled really great after your pathetic excuse for a ricer fly-by.

I update my offer: I win, you buy me five things from the McDonald's extra value menu. You win, and I'll buy you a hooker AND do a ring job on your car.

Good lord, that's like two turtles racing.

His z28 is green.

Less than a 1/8th mile? Bahahahaha

And your point is?

Oh... Wait, so was that YOUR red Camaro that skyrevved at me on the way to VA beach like two weeks ago? Thanks for all the fucking oil droplets and blue smoke, asshole. Smelled really great after your pathetic excuse for a ricer fly-by.

I update my offer: I win, you buy me five things from the McDonald's extra value menu. You win, and I'll buy you a hooker AND do a ring job on your car.

I knew you were way too easy. LOL

And that ricer fly by was just me WINNING!

oldie but a goodie.

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/wditton/34e4e858-7d1f-42d2-ac4c-866d93828660.jpg

His z28 is green.

Oh... Well, my offer still stands. I win, you buy me McDonald's. He wins, I'll buy him a hooker AND my old LS6 manifold.

I REALLY want this race to happen. Anyone have a GoPro I can mount up to the quarter so we can tell how far I pull him? All I have is my cellphone. It'll record 720p, but it looks a little choppy.

So, "BRO", where and when do you want to run?

Oh... Well, my offer still stands. I win, you buy me McDonald's. He wins, I'll buy him a hooker AND my old LS6 manifold.

I REALLY want this race to happen. Anyone have a GoPro I can mount up to the quarter so we can tell how far I pull him? All I have is my cellphone. It'll record 720p, but it looks a little choppy.

So, "BRO", where and when do you want to run?

How about we run on North Victory road tonight around 10 pm? You down, bro?

Sure, let me flag down a helicopter and head on back.

No, I'm out to sea until tomorrow afternoon. And Victory? Exactly HOW slow is your car? I'd prefer some relatively smooth pavement on which to wax your ass, if it's not too much trouble. I know Victory doesn't seem that bad at the 80mph you usually shut down at, but I'm not wrecking my shit. Pic a better road and a decent time if it's during the week. Some of us actually have these things called JOBS. Thurs. night works, duty Friday, free all weekend.

And your point is?

You know exactly what i mean.

Sure, let me flag down a helicopter and head on back.

No, I'm out to sea until tomorrow afternoon. And Victory? Exactly HOW slow is your car? I'd prefer some relatively smooth pavement on which to wax your ass, if it's not too much trouble. I know Victory doesn't seem that bad at the 80mph you usually shut down at, but I'm not wrecking my shit. Pic a better road and a decent time if it's during the week. Some of us actually have these things called JOBS. Thurs. night works, duty Friday, free all weekend.

Okay how about right down 13th street? That work for you, broseph?


You know exactly what i mean.

No I really don't. Enlighten me please?

Go find a 550ft drag strip.

When have you been to that track, poka? I forget.

Track? Thats a municipal airport bro.

No kidding, bro. How exactly do you know it's under an 1/8 mile long? Just by watching that vid? That's impressive.

Its under an 1/8 mile for insurance reasons genius. They consider that a "burnout contest".

Its under an 1/8 mile for insurance reasons genius. They consider that a "burnout contest".

So why was my car clocked at 86 mph by a police radar gun right at that stop sign then? And it was under 1/4 mile for insurance purposes, genius.

You are such an idiot jake. I suggest you ask one of the people who put it on before you make yourself look like more of a dummy. You obviously know nothing about liability when putting on an event like that.

So why was my car clocked at 86 mph by a police radar gun right at that stop sign then? And it was under 1/4 mile for insurance purposes, genius.

Either way, your shit is fucking SLOW.

I'm being completely serious. If your car is as fast as you think it is, I'll pay a hooker to blow you, AND I'll give you my old LS6 manifold.

I was thinking 564 in Norfolk. It's deserted at night, and I have a buddy who can scout ahead for cops and sit at the line with a camera.

You are such an idiot jake. I suggest you ask one of the people who put it on before you make yourself look like more of a dummy. You obviously know nothing about liability when putting on an event like that.

Lol funny thing is I did ask someone you jackass. Who did you ask again?

Either way, your shit is fucking SLOW.

I'm being completely serious. If your car is as fast as you think it is, I'll pay a hooker to blow you, AND I'll give you my old LS6 manifold.

I was thinking 564 in Norfolk. It's deserted at night, and I have a buddy who can scout ahead for cops and sit at the line with a camera.

Okay I'll meet you there tomorrow at 10 pm!

I didnt talk to anyone, i know.

So my friends from HS that are in the Neligh Young Men's club (people who put it on) just straight up lied to me then? You are so fucking ignorant it's mind boggling.

Not like this even matters at all anyway. If the track would have been any longer, I would have just beaten that LT1 by a greater distance.

Yes, they lied to you.

No, they didn't, but you can believe whatever nonsense you want.

Thy lied to you, they are under an 1/8th. The only nonsense here is you thinking it's just under a 1/4.

So why was my car clocked at 86 mph by a police radar gun right at that stop sign then? And it was under 1/4 mile for insurance purposes, genius.

Just thought i'd quote this before you change it.

Where did I said that it's just under a 1/4? Jesus, you're illiterate.

^WHAT THE BLUEBALLED BUTTFUCK BATMAN?!

What does any of that mumbo jump up there have to do with my car? My Z28 weighs UNDER 3200 lbs, Ace. That's 300 lbs less than the cars you raced. And about 500 less than that GTO. It's a stripper car with zero options except t-tops, not even cruise control or rear hatch release.
& you still got walked almost every time. When will we get to see your car put busses on cobras & newer 5.0s like you said you did?

And I've done some very minor weight reduction myself. And my car on DR's would have mopped the street with your GTP on street tires. And murdered it from a roll.
I showed you some races where my car won races against cars like yours, all we get from you is your cars getting walked by slow shit.

All those races looked like they ended at 70-80mph also. Right when the LS1 starts to really come alive. You never even made it out of 2nd gear.

Really its marked off at 1/4 mile & the races were the guy I sold the car to but he does a good job driving it.:D 1/4 mile is a common racing distance if ya didnt know.

Also you're right, my GTP is slower than my camaro, FROM A ROLL. If my GTP had DR's on it also it would eat the LS1 alive down low.
Put some damn tires on it then & quit yer bitchin.

But from a roll it's a completely different story. And any LS1 on DR's should eat you up from a dig if you're on street tires.
Not a stock one, like yours. :nod:


You were obviously racing horrible drivers. I knew that was coming. Predictable Verz :gay:

I slaughtered a M6 cam/bolt-on 98 Z28 on DR's from a dig twice with my camaro. And pulled on it slowly from a roll. That car dynoed about 375rwhp. Does that mean that I can beat all cammed LS1's? Until you post a video of you beating MY CAR, shut your yap little boy.
Last time I checked your cars are still slow. The only vids of your cars racing were getting yanked by some dead ass shit, that you claimed to put busses on. I sold the car 2 yrs ago but come to michigan & we can do this. I am sure Luke the current owner wouldnt have a problem dragging both your slow ass POS cars with it on youtube. It would be a waste of time & gas running your turds with my SS. :lol::rotflmao:

You are such an idiot jake. I suggest you ask one of the people who put it on before you make yourself look like more of a dummy.

He's already reached the apex, he cant look any worse than he does already. :lol:

Flintwrech my guess is my car would run with your cammed LS1 just like it did the last one that I lined up against. :nod:

Then you would be butthurt all over again just like you are now.

Flintwrech my guess is my car would run with your cammed LS1 just like it did the last one that I lined up against. :nod:

Then you would be butthurt all over again just like you are now.

Ahh yes, yet more bullshit spewed from the mouth of king shit for brains.

Ahh yes, yet more bullshit spewed from the mouth of king shit for brains.

You mad, bro? You sound mad. :)

You mad, bro? You sound mad. :)

Oh yeah, i'm sooo mad that you're an idiot. :D

what part of "some of us have JOBS" do you not understand? But sure, I'll run you tomorrow at 10. Where we gonna meet at?

Flintwrech my guess is my car would run with your cammed LS1 just like it did the last one that I lined up against. :nod:

You couldnt even see my tailights you would be so far behind. :nod:
As slow as your car is I could just let up after the 1/8 mile & still drag you. :rotflmao:

Then you would be butthurt all over again just like you are now.

Is that why you asked to have this locked already? For me?
Your ingorance is hillarious bra :jest::jest:

WELL? Where we gonna meet? More important, who's coming to come watch me puppykick his ass?

You say it's less than an 1/8th yourself, right here.


http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu336/pokaspeed/verz.jpg

http://www.clubgp.com/newforum/tm.asp?m=5801332&p=1&mpage=1&tmode=1&smode=1

So technically you lied about them lying to you! :)

You two are meant for each other. You may kiss the bride

Most trolls have some resemblance of a redeeming quality. Verz has to be the first I've ever encountered without any.

WELL? Where we gonna meet? More important, who's coming to come watch me puppykick his ass?

Based on Mystic's "Huskers" shirt, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that he is from Norfolk, NE, as in Nebraska. Nowhere near Virginia.

Based on Mystic's "Huskers" shirt, I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that he is from Norfolk, NE, as in Nebraska. Nowhere near Virginia.

Is that really him in that picture?? :lol:

So, what state ARE you in, Mystic?

So, what state ARE you in, Mystic?

Norfolk Nebraska not Virginia.

Is that really him in that picture?? :lol:

:lol:

Serious question - When was the last time you got laid, Mystic?

WELL? Where we gonna meet? More important, who's coming to come watch me puppykick his ass?


Give him time, his fucktarded ass is too scared to race you. He'll be back in here shortly though, to talk more shit, make up exuses, and pretend like he didn't just run away from a callout with his tail between his legs.

You say it's less than an 1/8th yourself, right here.


http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu336/pokaspeed/verz.jpg

http://www.clubgp.com/newforum/tm.asp?m=5801332&p=1&mpage=1&tmode=1&smode=1


So this child's lid/catback LS1 camaro traps between 90 and 95 mph on a strip of track a little less than an 1/8 mile long...fucking amazing.



He just backed out of a race, and got caught in his own lies. He'll log back in when the topic changes. Jake's not always a badass, but when he is, he's online.

http://mlkshk.com/r/9DBU

hey... that looks familiar...lol

I like how he calls a municipal airport runway a track. Haha.

Give him time, his fucktarded ass is too scared to race you. He'll be back in here shortly though, to talk more shit, make up exuses, and pretend like he didn't just run away from a callout with his tail between his legs.




So this child's lid/catback LS1 camaro traps between 90 and 95 mph on a strip of track a little less than an 1/8 mile long...fucking amazing.



He just backed out of a race, and got caught in his own lies. He'll log back in when the topic changes. Jake's not always a badass, but when he is, he's online.

Oh look, my #1 nuthugger finally decided to come out of the woodwork. Why did you join starcity and then delete your account right away? And I haven't backed out of any races here.

This is also the guy that thinks his 280whp GTP puts 6 cars on bolt on M6 LS1 f-bods with good drivers. I'd love to mop your shit up with my lid only A4.

http://ls1tech.com/forums/street-racing-kill-stories/1503129-gtp-vs-bolt-ls1-ss.html

You mad, bro? You sound mad. :)

Oh hi, Mystic. Bye, Mystic. :007:

Reading this thread is like watching two retarded children fight over the last orange crayon. It's entertaining at first, but then you feel guilty for the lolz.