Street Racing & Kill Stories - Elmeropero vs stopsign
2SSARME
06-13-2012, 08:06 PM
Had the pleasure of going out to the strip with two fine individual contributors of ls1tech.
On the bottom lane we have the incredible and ever beautiful elmerokerolerohamaropero joegibbsbillybob truck idun giv fuk bout grammar.
On the top lane we have the quickest meanest gravitational-destroying stopsign.
Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z1gT9fHKoU
Cwarta
06-13-2012, 08:18 PM
Fucking Epic!
Redfire 03
06-13-2012, 08:21 PM
Ahhhhh Fuuuuuk!
92cobranotch
06-13-2012, 08:23 PM
Lmfao
NOLAG05
06-13-2012, 08:25 PM
WOW...http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090409205212/uncyclopedia/images/a/ac/Scoobydoo.gif
ScreaminRedZ
06-13-2012, 09:11 PM
Shifting was spot on.
HioSSilver
06-13-2012, 09:38 PM
I think they even popped wheelies
Imstock2
06-13-2012, 10:16 PM
stopsign got the holeshot!
2SSARME
06-13-2012, 11:14 PM
Both elmero and stopsign have very very well hidden mods.
They're actually so well hidden that the cars themselves don't even appear to be what they really are.
Elfagamero is actually a 5th generation ultra technological leather seat Camaro SS, complete with 4xx horsepower STOCK !!!!
Stopsign is a mach1..... Must we say anymore? The fearsome, deadly, epic MMMAAAAAAAMAMAMAMAMA
MAAAACHHHH
UNOOOO!!!
willizm
06-14-2012, 12:30 AM
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/fuck_yeah-children.jpg
adamantium
06-14-2012, 01:24 AM
http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/lol/grand/nxkih3.jpg.gif
wicked383lt1
06-14-2012, 01:36 AM
Had the pleasure of going out to the strip with two fine individual contributors of ls1tech.
On the bottom lane we have the incredible and ever beautiful elmerokerolerohamaropero joegibbsbillybob truck idun giv fuk bout grammar.
On the top lane we have the quickest meanest gravitational-destroying stopsign.
Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z1gT9fHKoU
here we go...:corn::corn::corn:
odthetruth
06-14-2012, 01:40 AM
LMAO That is painful to watch... I'm surprised at how "stoppy" took the holeshot but got drug at the end by "elmero"...
Times must have been something like 21.6 @ 66. LOL
Cwarta
06-14-2012, 07:58 AM
SOunds tipical for the Mach but those times are a little slow for Elfaghomo
Bitemark46
06-14-2012, 09:16 AM
This thread brings back memories......memories when tech posted actual kill stories and not BS threads. Mods on vacation? Is Unit still even around?
WSsick
06-14-2012, 09:19 AM
Someone make me a mod and I'll clean this place up real quick...and I'm on here all the time. :lol:
.....and for my appeal to Unit, I own a Ford!!
2SSARME
06-14-2012, 09:44 AM
This thread brings back memories......memories when tech posted actual kill stories and not BS threads. Mods on vacation? Is Unit still even around?
:eek2:
Are you making fun of elmero killing stoppy?
Come on man... It was a legit race between the two retar... outstanding forum members.
This was a grudge match much awaited by the whole forum community. I was lucky enough to be there when it happened.
Cwarta
06-14-2012, 09:48 AM
I remember when LS1tech used to be for people who wanted knowledge on LS engines, Oh wait, no i dont.
ScreaminRedZ
06-14-2012, 09:54 AM
There's a reason posts in this section don't go toward your post count. If this section was taken seriously by the people who run the site then it would.
2SSARME
06-14-2012, 09:55 AM
Oh no I don't have 18,000 posts on ls1tech... how ever will I explain to my wife that I spend my days on the computer and not cheating on her.
ScreaminRedZ
06-14-2012, 09:58 AM
Oh no I don't have 18,000 posts on ls1tech... how ever will I explain to my wife that I spend my days on the computer and not cheating on her.
Lmao, exactly, this section is all in good fun (usually) and not meant to be taken seriously.
92cobranotch
06-14-2012, 10:33 AM
Call out for Elmer and stoppy I have a 1983 turbo.diesel Mercedes that would be a good heads up run for theese 2 cars lol
Cwarta
06-14-2012, 10:53 AM
ROFL! Yes, or perhaps they should combine both there cars into ELHOBRECAMROMACHJUAN. God, everytime i think of my movie i almost die laughing. I outdid myself with that one.
Bitemark46
06-14-2012, 11:02 AM
I remember when LS1tech used to be for people who wanted knowledge on LS engines, Oh wait, no i dont.
This was my wifes car for 2 1/2 yrs. 01' A4. Went 12.96@109 with a 2.04 60' with her driving. Lid, MAF, cutout, and 3.42's. Sold it because we needed a 4 door for the kids. So as you can see my post count is much higher then the other mustang guys cause I was actually posting in the tech sections.
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w120/Bitemark46/Kristys%20car/IMG_0080.jpg
willizm
06-14-2012, 11:07 AM
Oh no I don't have 18,000 posts on ls1tech... how ever will I explain to my wife that I spend my days on the computer and not cheating on her.
If you figure that shit out let me know. My girlfriend is always suspicious of my activities and the lack of post count doens't help to prove how nerdy I really am. God damn double lives, keeping shit on the level ain't easy when you living by yourself in Vegas. :(
S8ER95Z
06-14-2012, 11:07 AM
WTF are tech sections?
LMAO @ this thread.
ScreaminRedZ
06-14-2012, 11:15 AM
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w120/Bitemark46/Kristys%20car/IMG_0080.jpg
^What wheels were those? I can't decide if they look good or not.
Bitemark46
06-14-2012, 11:23 AM
^What wheels were those? I can't decide if they look good or not.
We didn't really care for them either but didn't hate them enough to get new ones. Not sure the name brand.
marc97taws6
06-14-2012, 11:37 AM
This was my wifes car for 2 1/2 yrs. 01' A4. Went 12.96@109 with a 2.04 60' with her driving. Lid, MAF, cutout, and 3.42's. Sold it because we needed a 4 door for the kids. So as you can see my post count is much higher then the other mustang guys cause I was actually posting in the tech sections.
Lame. Sold it for a 4 door :nono:
Cwarta
06-14-2012, 11:41 AM
This was my wifes car for 2 1/2 yrs. 01' A4. Went 12.96@109 with a 2.04 60' with her driving. Lid, MAF, cutout, and 3.42's. Sold it because we needed a 4 door for the kids. So as you can see my post count is much higher then the other mustang guys cause I was actually posting in the tech sections.
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w120/Bitemark46/Kristys%20car/IMG_0080.jpg
Oh that wasnt really directed at you. You actually TRY and remain neutral, and your not a damn TROLL lol.
Bitemark46
06-14-2012, 11:43 AM
Lame. Sold it for a 4 door :nono:
I said she could keep it but having to pull the seats forward bend over and put 2 kids in the seats got old...fast. When they get get older and out of the seats, she'll probably want another. Just not decided on a 4th gen or 5th.
Cwarta- Gotcha man!
WSsick
06-14-2012, 11:54 AM
Those wheels...
:doublepuk
S8ER95Z
06-14-2012, 12:53 PM
I said she could keep it but having to pull the seats forward bend over and put 2 kids in the seats got old...fast. When they get get older and out of the seats, she'll probably want another. Just not decided on a 4th gen or 5th.
Cwarta- Gotcha man!
It's a lot easier to get our kids in and out of the Camaro than it is our trailblazer. I have to climb into the trailblazer to reach buckles... the best part is being able to reach the kids from the front to replace pacifiers or toys that get dropped. My wife got rid of her 96 Z28 for the trailblazer and she regrets it to this day.
marc97taws6
06-14-2012, 01:27 PM
I said she could keep it but having to pull the seats forward bend over and put 2 kids in the seats got old...fast. When they get get older and out of the seats, she'll probably want another. Just not decided on a 4th gen or 5th.
4th gen WS6. Cheaper and not a big fat pig
Rare96LT1Formula
06-14-2012, 01:47 PM
I was kind of expecting them to line up with something along these lines...
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o215/6190tim/Mustang.jpg
Thread still delivers.
2SSARME
06-14-2012, 02:32 PM
WTF are tech sections?
LMAO @ this thread.
There's a tech section on this site?
95'FiReChIcKeN
06-14-2012, 02:34 PM
I was kind of expecting them to line up with something along these lines...
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o215/6190tim/Mustang.jpg
Thread still delivers.
Thats JDM yo...
Stinger22009
06-14-2012, 03:50 PM
Those wheels...
:doublepuk
I agree 110%.
CamaroZ28_LS1
06-14-2012, 04:12 PM
Hood spoiler. I need one of those!!!!!!
1_MEANZ28
06-15-2012, 01:00 AM
lol cant wait to see what they say
2SSARME
06-15-2012, 01:49 AM
lol cant wait to see what they say
Stopsign: Oh lol you have a 5th gen u suck balls my bolt on 200 shot mach1 ran 12.9 all day long. u suck. machuno ftw.
Elmero: r uz!==!0 fkidding amoeaoe kiHIFASJHfh A ifuckmysister. FUCK GRAmERRR nazi LOdlol in real lIFEEE im smnart !! i< swear!!!! OSDIAOSd!"_!_!_!_!_!_!_ HEY CHEVY i got TUNED CAMARO STRIAGHT PIPE OH YAAAA u suck i EIWNIWINEW CHEVYY. My sturck is AWESEOMEEE. TRUCK TIMEE
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OGM !! U SUCK
CMAARO
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2SSARME
06-17-2012, 02:10 PM
bumpybumpbump
1ltcap
06-17-2012, 02:28 PM
looked like the guy in the left lane tapped his brakes to keep from running out. :)
2SSARME
06-17-2012, 02:33 PM
Na.
That was elmero brake boosting an n/a car.
Cwarta
06-17-2012, 09:40 PM
Thats almost sig worthy!
roninsonic
06-18-2012, 07:56 AM
WTF did I just watch.
SMH.
Steve C.
06-18-2012, 09:20 PM
Funny
2SSARME
06-20-2012, 10:19 AM
Awww elmero, you're so cute.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbIvmlFDcaM
LS1Goat
06-20-2012, 10:40 AM
Too much wheel hop