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Old 08-29-2012, 01:54 AM
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Me and a buddy who has a "STOCK" 2010 GT500 go out for drinks. We get tipsy and decide **** it lets race. Remind you tipsy is not drunk faqqots so don't go all camaro5 on me.


Anyway from a dig I totally ******* wipe his *** across the country. I mean it was like 18.5 zip codes.

We then go from a 2nd gear roll and the mother ****** was right next to me the whole ******* time until I shifted into 3rd and pulled maybe half a car, then in 4th I started walking him

The ****.

Now mind you I did hit the rev limited for like a second or two form 2nd to 3rd, but he still stayed right ******* next to me the whole time.

He then confessed to having headers and a tune. But I think he has to have something more. My car was boosting 7psi = 600+ rwhp.

**** that ****
Im not happy.


Hey el mero you suck.
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lol ..he might be hiding more ishh..good kill
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Me and a buddy who has a "STOCK" 2010 GT500 go out for drinks. We get tipsy and decide **** it lets race. Remind you tipsy is not drunk faqqots so don't go all camaro5 on me.


Anyway from a dig I totally ******* wipe his *** across the country. I mean it was like 18.5 zip codes.

We then go from a 2nd gear roll and the mother ****** was right next to me the whole ******* time until I shifted into 3rd and pulled maybe half a car, then in 4th I started walking him

The ****.

Now mind you I did hit the rev limited for like a second or two form 2nd to 3rd, but he still stayed right ******* next to me the whole time.

He then confessed to having headers and a tune. But I think he has to have something more. My car was boosting 7psi = 600+ rwhp.

**** that ****
Im not happy.


Hey el mero you suck.
LMAO Banned for mentioning alcohol and camaro5 in same paragraph.
Probably had alot more then just headers and a tune to keep up with 600+rwhp... Who the hell buys a GT500 and then just does headers and a tune? No one, thats who.
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Well HE KEPT UP and i was mad

He was a pro driver though and my tipsydrunk *** was hitting the rev limiter like a drunken somali sailor trying to park his yacht ina dock.
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Slowly losing your spot in the top 10 of the 3rd world? I think its time to stop sitting on that 8 rib and throw it on.
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Lmao at last sentence of first post.......
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^I lol'd as well. That whole post had me lol'n. Besides, it's not illegal to drink and drive in third world countries.
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Okay. So I talked to my passenger today. I hit rev limiter on 2nd and third for about 3-4 second each.


So it all makes sense now.

Thank ******* god.
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wtf 3-4 seconds? damn man, you can't even drive an automagic right.
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I know. **** is tricky pressing that damn button on the back of the steering wheel.
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3-4 seconds a piece? You were in no condition to drive home, let alone race yesterday. LOL
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lol the mustang owner had a bottle of whiskey in his car. He was drinking a drink, shifting AND beating me. ******* a pro.
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to be 22 again...
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The mustang owner was in his 50s

And out drinking me shamefully.
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Where you drinkin Mountain Dew again 2SS?...lol
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yes father...
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Take two Viagra and one Hail Mary... to go against the church is to go against God...(i saw Priest last night on netflix...lol)
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Lol. You're an extremely intelligent human being.
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If that's what a 2010 GT 500 does to you, you'd better really watch out for a 2013 GT 500
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Originally Posted by 2SSARME
The mustang owner was in his 50s

And out drinking me shamefully.
Still wallowing in alcohol from the hurtful divorce of your wife Elizabeth? ROFLMAO


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