The Dallas Cowturds suck at football.
10-18-2012, 12:45 AM
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The Dallas Cowturds suck at football. Dead Texas section.
Get anyone's attention?
Romo - Turd
Dez - Turd (as of late)
Austin - A master at the first down hand signal (even when he's down by 20+ points...gay).
Murray - One hit wonder?
Ware - I'd be retarded to down this guy. I'm not that stupid.
Sean Lee - Looks to be a badass to me....although he looks a little like that alien from Meatballs 3.
Jerry Jones - Fagabeefee
Get anyone's attention?
Romo - Turd
Dez - Turd (as of late)
Austin - A master at the first down hand signal (even when he's down by 20+ points...gay).
Murray - One hit wonder?
Ware - I'd be retarded to down this guy. I'm not that stupid.
Sean Lee - Looks to be a badass to me....although he looks a little like that alien from Meatballs 3.
Jerry Jones - Fagabeefee
10-18-2012, 02:23 AM
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Dead Texas section.
Get anyone's attention?
Romo - Turd
Dez - Turd (as of late)
Austin - A master at the first down hand signal (even when he's down by 20+ points...gay).
Murray - One hit wonder?
Ware - I'd be retarded to down this guy. I'm not that stupid.
Sean Lee - Looks to be a badass to me....although he looks a little like that alien from Meatballs 3.
Jerry Jones - Fagabeefee
Get anyone's attention?
Romo - Turd
Dez - Turd (as of late)
Austin - A master at the first down hand signal (even when he's down by 20+ points...gay).
Murray - One hit wonder?
Ware - I'd be retarded to down this guy. I'm not that stupid.
Sean Lee - Looks to be a badass to me....although he looks a little like that alien from Meatballs 3.
Jerry Jones - Fagabeefee
Romo has had a bad start to the season yes. But he's no turd and is better than Shaub all day long.
Dez has had a 90+yd game the last 2 games...
Murray is a beast just needs to stay healthy.
Miles needs more passes to go his way.
Ware is great every year.
Sean lee is a straight up badass!
Jerry is Jerry...
Not that worried about the cowboys yet.
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10-18-2012, 07:58 AM
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. You know someone in here is going to bring Aikman/Smith/Irving back from the dead. It's inevitable each time this argument is made. Wonder who it's going to be this time?I compared the 2 QBs numbers just now, made a post and the **** got lost...wasted 10 minutes.
In a nutshell, since Schaub has been a starter (2007), he wins in the following categories:
Completion %
Fumbles
Interceptions
Yards per completion
Romo wins in the following categories:
Total Yards
TDs
Passer rating
Romo has played 3 more games, but if you factor in Schaubs per game averages, each QB still wins the above categories.
I had all the numbers averaged up...just lost it during the dumb fingered cntrl-C cntrl-V process.
All the numbers were really close except for the TD passes. Romo had Schaub beat by 30+.
Both QBs are above average and capable of winning. They just need the right coaches and players around them.
In a nutshell, since Schaub has been a starter (2007), he wins in the following categories:
Completion %
Fumbles
Interceptions
Yards per completion
Romo wins in the following categories:
Total Yards
TDs
Passer rating
Romo has played 3 more games, but if you factor in Schaubs per game averages, each QB still wins the above categories.
I had all the numbers averaged up...just lost it during the dumb fingered cntrl-C cntrl-V process.
All the numbers were really close except for the TD passes. Romo had Schaub beat by 30+.
Both QBs are above average and capable of winning. They just need the right coaches and players around them.
10-18-2012, 12:18 PM
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10-18-2012, 03:56 PM
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Hey the texans have looked really good this season so far. Not very good against green bay but green bay is a good team. They're a lot better than the record they have!
Shaub is close to romo, but Tony is better no doubt. We'll get to see how Shaub handles the postseason this year.
Cowboys are better than their record shows, just like green bay and new england. 2ft from being 3-2 and beating one of the best teams in football.
Shaub is close to romo, but Tony is better no doubt. We'll get to see how Shaub handles the postseason this year.
Cowboys are better than their record shows, just like green bay and new england. 2ft from being 3-2 and beating one of the best teams in football.
10-18-2012, 04:08 PM
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I am a die hard cowboys fan for life but the Texans look pretty dang good this year. Foster is a beast, and thats only the start of it. I don't see it on the schedule this year, maybe I missed it, but if the cowboys and texans were to play I think the texans would lay the smack down.
10-18-2012, 07:54 PM
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I am a die hard cowboys fan for life but the Texans look pretty dang good this year. Foster is a beast, and thats only the start of it. I don't see it on the schedule this year, maybe I missed it, but if the cowboys and texans were to play I think the texans would lay the smack down.
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