Street Racing & Kill Stories - Z28 vs. conversion van?

pulling out of parking spot in 7-11 I revved my engine a little (for no reason) and this huge maroon van (complete with blinds on the windows and top canopy) revs his engine too and backs out. I glanced over - it had some cheap aftermarket rims, a fairly loud exhaust and white letter tires - but I thought it was coincidence, so I keep going and head for the exit. I hear a loud noise behind me and sure enough, this van is right up my ass! Still thinking no way is this guy trying to race me, so I pull out on to the highway normal speed, change CD, look up and sure enough - he's tailgaiting me like a bastard at 60 MPH!!! So, I figure now I have to do something. I nail it and put like 20 car lenghts between us and I think ok, that's the end of that guy, and slow down to the speed limit again. 10 seconds later I hear this ungodly roar and there he goes, doing the traditional ricer fly-by at about 100mph!!!!
:huh: :confused: :loco:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Son, you just been OWNED!!! :jest:

wow, freaking vans are now "racing" and pulling the flyby, eh? Thats sad...

big ol vans = :pimp:

big ol vans = :pimp:

:werd: now we all need to trade in what we have and get big ass vans and turn them into 11 sec monsters :jest:

Crazy ricer vans and their flybys. :jest:

youre lucky he didnt run you off the road, pick your limp, knocked out ass up and put you in the back of his van...

dude + van - kids=creepy :barf:

:werd: now we all need to trade in what we have and get big ass vans and turn them into 11 sec monsters :jest:

You must never have knocked the bottom out of some fine piece of ass in mom and dad's van when you were in 8th grade I presume. Like I said, vans are pimp.

:jest:

LOL, you raced a molestavan, LOL!!!

I Pity De Fool Dat Race My Van!!!

T

[QUOTE=Eight Ball WS6]youre lucky he didnt run you off the road, pick your limp, knocked out ass up and put you in the back of his van...
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if you make a break in the sentence where the comma is it makes no sense

I Pity De Fool Dat Race My Van!!!

T

http://www.enter.net/~dsnyder66/MrTvsFSO/van02.jpg


hell yeah and look at all of the room inside BITCHES

http://www.enter.net/~dsnyder66/MrTvsFSO/ateamtng2.jpg


Gray :jest:

Ohhh to funny Gary!!!! Ahhh the memories..LOL

A-Team is a show that can bring the WHOLE family together!!!! :jest:


Gray

A-Team is a show that can bring the WHOLE family together!!!! :jest:


Gray

A-team was the show!!!! Nothing's better than wasting 50,000 rounds and blowing stuff up for half an hour. A-team is an example all shows should follow. Plus noone gets hurt so it's not too bloody for the little ones.

I pitty the foo!!!

Oh man... my fucking head hurts... fugging alkyhall...

I love it when a plan comes together.

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