Street Racing & Kill Stories - guy flirtin with my gf gets his ass handed to him

this fucker my girlfriend works with keeps hitting on her and the homo bitch uses his 03 gt (what he believes is gods gift to the muscle cars) as a tool in his attempts. its just sad.

anyhow my gf finally got tired of it this evening and when i stopped by her store after i got off of work to drop her off soem food she told me this guy wanted to race me for the rights to her lol. she knew he didnt have a chance his gt only has a borla catback and 3.73 gears.

so just to make sure i sealed the deal i went head and activated the bottle as soon as i got in the car. and i met up with them when they got out of work around 930.

my girlfriend hops in the car with this shit eating grin on her face "i wanna see you embarrass the ever living shit out of this guy"...

so i served up a nice ass whooping 5 times on the jug. i ran the bottle dry, then ran him with it off, still whooped his ass really bad. doesn't help any when the cocky bastard doesnt know how to fucking shift either. it was worse than when i tried to teach my girlfriend how to drive my car.

after allt his excitement it was only fitting that i went home and waxed some ass there too :judge: :hump: :hump:

T

after allt his excitement it was only fitting that i went home and waxed some ass there too :judge: :hump: :hump:

T
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Nice Kill..........

nice kill, but why did him and your g/f meet up with you? You actually let her ride with him?

nice kill, but why did him and your g/f meet up with you? You actually let her ride with him?

i'm assuming they all met up outside of work when he went to pick up his GF.... :P

nice kill :cheers: way to open a can of whoop ass....

Good ass raping. On both accounts. :hump:

Nice job, glad to hear that you taught his cocky little ass a lesson. Don't know what car your ride is, but I doubt you would have needed the spray at all...its all good, though. :cheers:

Nice kills!

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HAHAHA... awesome.

Way to shut him down.

haha that owns. .. i personally would of just delt w/ the moron for purposing such a stupid thing.. racing for rights to my girl

Way to spank them asses! :judge:

Nice spankings :jest:

Nice spankings :jest:

at the race? or at home afterwards......

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I would have met him at 930 with a group of friends and beat his ass for hitting on my gf (since he obviously knew she was your girl) in the first place.

I definately would've saved that for after I embarressed him in his slowass car, however.

Nice kill. :cheers:

my gf wouldve been the one driving in that case.....you shouldve asked the bitch if he had any condoms (whether you use em or not) to borrow after you beat his ass...after he put two and two together it wouldve really made him sad and lonely :confused:

good kill, much respect to ya :cheers: :hump: :zzz:

well i woudln't beat his ass, cause its kind of his personality. I know him personally as well. Most of the time he says stuff like that, he's just clowning around, but my girlfriend was already having a long day so she finallyc alled him out. I didnt even want to race...she was the one that said we could race to the rights of her...course you'd have to know my girlfriend to understand her since of humor...the way she said it and her mannerisms were quite condescending, twas funny stuff.

I have a 98 z, couple of bolt ons nothing major figure the 150 wet shot makes up for any slack and i hover around the 340 rwhp mark. gotten as high as 341, and as low as 338 rwhp. the guy i raced dyoned at 245 rwhp. I dont care what gears you put in that thing...they aren't going to make up for nearly -100rwhp!

my gf wouldve been the one driving in that case.....you shouldve asked the bitch if he had any condoms (whether you use em or not) to borrow after you beat his ass...after he put two and two together it wouldve really made him sad and lonely :confused:

good kill, much respect to ya :cheers: :hump: :zzz:


I was thinking about dropping by the store today and dropping off some lotion and a chevy magazine just to rub it in...not litterally but ...fuck u know what i mean

I was thinking about dropping by the store today and dropping off some lotion and a chevy magazine just to rub it in...not litterally but ...fuck u know what i mean

bahahahaha :jest:

That would be killer :hail:

Congrats on the whoopin'.

Good ass raping. On both accounts. :hump:

lol you are so stupid. :jest:

hahaha do it.. man do that walk in w/ a digital camera in your back pocket.. soon as u drop the lotion and magazine on the counter.. pull out the camera and snap a pic.. hahaha best owned pic evar! lol

hahaha do it.. man do that walk in w/ a digital camera in your back pocket.. soon as u drop the lotion and magazine on the counter.. pull out the camera and snap a pic.. hahaha best owned pic evar! lol

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Nice kill man, glad u laid down the law :judge:

A guy i knows vortech supercharged 1997 Cobra, got WALKED by a little civic with a turbo last weekend, and the civic had 3 people in it!!! The cobra only had me rideing shot gun.

From a 40mph roll, it wasent close the civic killed us each time by like 3-5 cars. Pulled easy, shot off like a bullet. We went from other various rolls and the cobra just couldnt touch the civic from a roll..
Then i got them to go from a stop, it was a DEAD even drivers race. They both spun, but the civic jumped out a car on the cobra out of the hole. Then the cobra reeled him in and it stayed even until 120, the cobra mabey had him by a half car before the civic let out nd we kept going up, but did win none the less. The whole time i was lurching back and fourth trying to build momentum for the cobra, lol. Good race, those lil' civics are getting kinda quick. I kind of expected the cobra to be a tad quicker with a charger. It felt like mabey a mid or high 12 second car.

where did that come from?

A guy i knows vortech supercharged 1997 Cobra, got WALKED by a little civic with a turbo last weekend, and the civic had 3 people in it!!! The cobra only had me rideing shot gun.

From a 40mph roll, it wasent close the civic killed us each time by like 3-5 cars. Pulled easy, shot off like a bullet. We went from other various rolls and the cobra just couldnt touch the civic from a roll..
Then i got them to go from a stop, it was a DEAD even drivers race. They both spun, but the civic jumped out a car on the cobra out of the hole. Then the cobra reeled him in and it stayed even until 120, the cobra mabey had him by a half car before the civic let out nd we kept going up, but did win none the less. The whole time i was lurching back and fourth trying to build momentum for the cobra, lol. Good race, those lil' civics are getting kinda quick. I kind of expected the cobra to be a tad quicker with a charger. It felt like mabey a mid or high 12 second car.



since you brought this up, i raced a 97 cobra about a month ago with a blower , i owned him over and over and my 02 ss camaro is not very modded.

I was thinking about dropping by the store today and dropping off some lotion and a chevy magazine just to rub it in...not litterally but ...fuck u know what i mean

These are the kind of men that I want to be just like.

dude you gotto drop of the mag and make sure its infront of a group of people



do it for us small chevy guys

Better yet, get him a subscription to Super Chevy!

Better yet, bring him a gift box with an 11" dildo in it. [He'll open it in front of everyone.]

Edit: Bumped it up to 11" :D

Better yet, bring him a gift box with a 9" dildo in it. [He'll open it in front of everyone.]Wioth the obligatory "Dude, it's got a HEMI" sticker.

Wioth the obligatory "Dude, it's got a HEMI" sticker.

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