Pro Stock John

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Did you know...

-Judson ran with a sheetmetal intake
-Some of our cars were faster then some LS1 S/E cars <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="gr_stretch.gif" />
-There were between 2-4 cracked oil pans from all the wheelstanding
-Geoff from TR looks like the lead actor in the Reanimator
-Java has no beard now
-PSJ is 6'1 and not 5'6 like the internet thinks <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="gr_stretch.gif" />
-TR was 18 hrs from Chicago
-Ed Wright was at the shootout
-Angie's car has a 220 cam and went 10.81
-Judson has very big heuvos
-SAM brought like 20 students <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="gr_stretch.gif" />
-GeorgeC smokes so much that he also smokes in the shower and when he is sleeping (thx for the trailer wood!!! LOL)
-Best picture would have been Vince standing next to Tiny Tim
-NPR Raceway sells aspirin as well as food
-BR restaurants have crappy service but great food
-PaulG snores so loud you can hear it from the hallway in the hotel
-Madman does not own a shirt that has sleeves
-Most of the cars at the shootout were immaculate and well-represented our site and scene
-Nineball was going 128mph at 3611 raceweight
-There was a bar in the first floor of the racetrack tower
-It is possible to do a U turn while I am pulling my trailer <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="gr_stretch.gif" />
-GeorgeC would have went 9's if he could have kept the front end of his car down a few feet on the launches
-Judson will lend you any part you need even off of their Tahoe (He and Linda are solid)
-We had like 200 empty beer cans in the parking lot from the Friday nite parking lot party <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="gr_stretch.gif" />

I've got more... be back in a few...

gator's 99TA

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where is this pic of tim and vince? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="gr_stretch.gif" />

GeorgeC

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Pro Stock John:
<strong>Did you know...
-GeorgeC smokes so much that he also smokes in the shower and when he is sleeping (thx for the trailer wood!!! LOL)
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I have almost stopped smoking in my sleep <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />

Nine Ball

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LOL! Funny list.

I'll add some more <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />

-it was 200 beer bottles and one empty bottle of Jack Daniels.
-Priscilla drinks spiked lemonade
-LS1Tech decals are very popular
-My car was heavy enough to bust the scale
-the roadcourse in the back looked tempting after a 10-second pass. Probably not good on slicks.
-I can still cut good reaction times with a hangover
-The event should be renamed "wheelies R us"
-18" Racing Harts are a pain in the *** to swap out (lug covers, allen key, sockets instead of 4-way)
-people thought I shut the motor off when I closed the cutout
-Harlan wears a dogchain. His dog chewed his hat too!
-Sanders has more fun drinking than he could have had racing
-Tim C. called Alan Futral "short"
-Vince is one big ****.
-Brad should have kept the 30th T/A
-Thunder has an excellent, friendly staff
-GeorgeC forgot to pin his hood down - oops!
-Coach got beat by a girl in brackets
-Houston is 5 hours away, not including the 2.5 hours of 5 mph traffic.
-Donaldsonville is boring!
-The hotel manager had a sense of humor, she was funny
-28" slicks rule!
-the trophys look kick ***, really
-hotdogs at the track sucked
-Mir likes 40oz malt liquor
-Sean Freese, you can stop your diet now bud!
-Tom the Roofer was a happy dude
-That narrow *** "sunshine" bridge is spooky at night pulling a trailer
-20 quarter mile passes = 5 miles of WOT!
-Justin's car looks lower after photoshop
-Greg won the snoring contest day 1, my Dad won day 2.
-No LS1.com owners or staff members were at the event, do they race?

y2khawk

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Nine Ball:
<strong>
-Harlan wears a dogchain. His dog chewed his hat too!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">He chewed my hat, so i ate him and now I wear his chain <img border="0" alt="[devil]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_devil.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="gr_images/icons/wink.gif" />

hehehe

I'll add a few

-Donaldsonville waitresses don't know what "On tap" means
-Southern folk talk funny <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="gr_images/icons/wink.gif" />
-NPR burgers are made from nasty taco meat
<img border="0" alt="[barf]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" />
-Detroit is 22 hours from Belle Rose <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="gr_eek2.gif" />
-Ford Excursions suck as tow vehicles
-MADMAN driver Cody Sam's wife kicks *** <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />
-I smoke more than GeorgeC <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="gr_images/icons/wink.gif" />
-NPR staff didn't kick me out after watering the track TWICE <img border="0" title="" alt="[Roll Eyes]" src="images/icons/rolleyes.gif" />
-LS1Tech members are way cool in person

Guido

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Nine Ball:
<strong>
-No LS1.com owners or staff members were at the event, do they race?</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh my there is some ammo! LOL

Colonel

And WhoTF namd that bridge the "SUNSHINE Bridge" anyway?!? No ****, that fugger and the surrounding scenery was some kind of scary looking even in daylight...much less at night! Like something straight out of a Steven King movie! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="gr_eek2.gif" />

Skinny blonde chicks like Harlan's dogchain.
Golfcart keys are easy to come by at the Southern Shootout. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />
That little known bar in the tower made some pretty good drinks! <img border="0" alt="[chug]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_chug.gif" />
Joe Kizzire...awe, nevermind! <img border="0" alt="[jester]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" />

Y2K_WS6_T/A

1 Tony was wearing the wrong hat Friday night.
2 Tony's Dad disrespected America's Team.
3 People immediately recognized me "as the dude that carried/drank 40oz's at NFRA last year".
4 Tony was cool enough to buy me an "expensive" 40 oz for $1.39 at the Icehouse.
5 Java can pick some "nice" restauraunts!!
6 The MTI boys can be a rowdy yet cool bunch to have dinner with.
7 No, I was not high as PSJ said I looked coming back from the track on Sat night, It's tough to park the rental after $2 shots.
8 PSJ has no sense of driving skills nor direction.
9 An 8 minute trip to dinner on Sat night turns into a hour return trip back to the hotel (see Number 8).
10 Tom the Roofer looks like a mix between a Character on the Soprano's and a Biker.
11 PaiN looks normal to me....people said he used to be big...I don't believe it.
12 PaiN's parents are cool.
13 SAM brought 25 people.
14 I smoked more in 3 days than GeorgeC, PSJ, The BeaSSt, Colonel, KECHME combined.
15 Joe Kizzire sounds/looks funny.
16 Who's Vince? Gimme a damn pic of how big this dude is.
17 NPR sells cheap alcohol in it's bar.
18 Good looking women (inside the bar, with Colonel, at Dinner on Sat night).
19 It's possible for PSJ to pull a U-turn with his trailer, because his car never left the trailer the whole weekend.
20 Priscilla talks funny (hell all the MFBA guys do....I will lump in the Louisianans with y'all).
21 I never got a LS1Tech decal (I guess your car has to be either fast or clean to get one).
22 Tony's car is heavier than mine...I never thought that could be possible.
23 I am surprised Tony made it to the track with his Jack induced Hangover.
24 I know know what Tony makes from being a MTI Test Pilot by looking at his Bling Bling Rims.
25 Harlan looks like a burnt out junkie with too much jewelry....but is actually cool.
26 I need to get Iron-Hitting tips from BradWS6.
27 Coach is a big DUDE.
28 Dallas is a 45 minute flight and 45 minute drive from the NOI Airport.
29 Louisiana is podunk.
30 Sean Freese is not on a diet he actually gained 20+ lbs in the past year!!
31 The sunshine bridge is tough to travel if you have my driving skills/eyesight in a Rental White Taurus.
32 MADMAN had alot of empty Beer Cans in front of his room (230 at the Best Western)
33 LS1.com....what's that?
34 MIR LOVES 40 OZ MALT LIQUOR!!
Mir Naziruddin

<small>[ November 05, 2002, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: Y2K_WS6_T/A ]</small>

Pro Stock John

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Here's more...
-NPR let's folks drive thru the pits at like 30mph
-Those refinery's near the track reminded me of ThunderDome <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="gr_stretch.gif" />
-NPR races til like midnite
-Tim LeGros (So Slow) is one of the nicest folks I have ever met
-Topfuelredhead is cute
-NineB looked hungover on Saturday
-Nick, Slomaro and that crew were very cool in person
-Angie has curly hair
-Mike from MTI is a fussy eater and one of those folks who would remove all the seeds from a sesame bagel
-Stefan's LT1 TA hooked and tracked like how I would want to if I ran 9.5's.
-I saw how Madman's car would come out real LEFT on the later launches, thought it was a broken swaybar part, but did not say anything because he would have kissed me again
-I think I have the longest sideburns
-Mir is either a model for Aeropostal or Urban Outfitters.
-Nice troughs in the NPR bathrooms I hate that!
-Someone wrote '9.00' on my car before I left and some couple ran over to me in Mississippi and wanted to buy the car for $9.00 as advertised and did not want to haggle (totally serious)... I noticed that they did not make a full set of chompers 'tween them so it's possible they were also do not score well on standardized tests

<small>[ November 05, 2002, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: Pro Stock John ]</small>

Y2K_WS6_T/A

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Nine Ball:
<strong>-Mir likes 40oz malt liquor</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Pro Stock John:
<strong>-Mir is either a model for Aeropostal or Urban Outfitters.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Does the person on the far left of the pic look like the person you both are describing? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />

<img src="http://users3.ev1.net/~marneynb/BeaSSt/arrival.JPG" alt=" - " />

<img border="0" alt="[devil]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_devil.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[pimp]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_pimp.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[Fluffy]" title="" src="graemlins/fluffy.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="gr_eek2.gif" />

<small>[ November 05, 2002, 04:33 PM: Message edited by: Y2K_WS6_T/A ]</small>

Sears

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Pro Stock John:
<strong>-Best picture would have been Vince standing next to Tiny Tim
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Vince and Timmmmay!!!!!!!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="gr_images/icons/wink.gif" />
http://bellsouthpwp.net/j/s/jsears8/vinceandtimmay.mpg

Justin

991LE

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Someone wrote '9.00' on my car before I left and some couple ran over to me in Mississippi and wanted to buy the car for $9.00 as advertised and did not want to haggle (totally serious)... I noticed that they did not make a full set of chompers 'tween them so it's possible they were also do not score well on standardized tests
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sorry, me and the old lady figured that it was just another dumb yankee <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="gr_images/icons/wink.gif" />

GeorgeC

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Nine Ball:
<strong>-GeorgeC forgot to pin his hood down - oops!
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Damn Tony, you were really hungover... That happened a month before the shootout! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><strong>28" slicks rule!</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Haven't I been saying that forever? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Cool]" src="gr_images/icons/cool.gif" /> 30" slicks rule even more!

</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><strong>-hotdogs at the track sucked</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hmmm.... I thought they were pretty good. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Embarrassed]" src="gr_emb.gif" />

Tim98TA

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-Vince is a midget on stilts
-PSJ was called out to a grudge race by Tony and chickened out
-Tony's car was actually V-6(The way it sounded)
-Tony looked hung over. Course he ALWAYS does
-Pricilla was a cool chick who does her own work and has a BAD *** looking car. That thing glows at nite.
-The S.A.M. trailer had a 1/2 nekkid chick hanging on it at 3am Sat
-Pain left his dirty drawers at the ticket booth
-Tom The Roofer IS Tony Soprano
-Yankees don't know what good food is
-Alan Futral IS short
-waving all the racers to the starting line at least 5 times each and not meeting but a few of them sucked
-walking out of the motorhome at 5:45am Sat with a beer ruled
-being a zombie all day Sat sucked

Tim

Sears

-Tony did not know he was on a Pro Tree, vs GeorgeC <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="gr_images/icons/wink.gif" />

Justin

MADMAN

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1- The beer can wall was cool BUT PAYBACKS ARE HELL!!!!
2- My wife thinks that PSJ is scared to run his car because all we heard was excuses all weekend.
3- I DID NOT GIVE PSJ A KISS.
4- Pain needs a NASA sticker
5-Stefan has a killer ride AND can drive
6-My driver Cody sure knows how to drive
7- Joe Kizzere has one hell of an accent
8- I'm scared of Sikoras car, if he puts on the cogs it will be a hell of a race.
9- Thunder can put on a race.

Nine Ball

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-The swarm of swamp mosquitoes in the men's room is going to give us all west nile.
-Burnouts thru a quiet catback result in a few "oops, too high rpm" remarks in my head.
-Pro Trees are cool, but I'm a rookie
-The waitress at Cracker Barrel (Gonzalez) kept calling us "baby". She looked like a road *****
-Slowmaro wanted PSJ's wallet. Glad PSJ didn't run him.
-Thanks for the Jack-Coke at the end of the day Sean!
-The instant picture booth had cool photos
-I passed the f#%$ out at 10pm on Saturday night.
-I proved that you can party for 4 nights in a row and sleep only 3 hours a night and still race.
-Sanders got to sleep in since he wasn't racing
-They play funky cajun music on the radio in LA
-I had a guy ask if my 434ci came stock in the car
-The video of synchronized rearend busting is brutal
-I drank 6 big bottles of water on saturday (see hangover)
-Vince didn't do a cam swap at the track
-Joe wouldn't call out PSJ on the speaker for me
-Madman kissed PSJ. I think John liked it haha
-That "icehouse" across from the Plantation was really a titty bar.

java

- Donaldsonville is boring, but they don't hassle you for hanging out in the hotel parking lot (remember BG?)
- There were no hookers at the hotel (again, remember BG?)
- Yankees are scared of Donaldsonville
- A crew of Chicago guys went to New Orleans Saturday night off of my directions ... have they been seen yet? LOL
- PSJ has lost his hair, wears a cap now
- Pain has lost a lot of weight but still smokes and dips snuff
- Pain's Dad is a kick in the ***
- so is 9ball's
- I was the beer vendor Friday and Saturday (4 cases)
- The Douberly's like Bud Light
- Colonel was there?
- Harlan has more piercings that SAR2K
- Priscilla is cute in her yellow hat
- No vettes at the event
- There were no boundaries between racers, everyone helps each other
- there were no fights (as far as I know)
- Tim really is as short as we say he is.

So Slow

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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Pro Stock John:
<strong>Here's more...
-Tim LeGros (So Slow) is one of the nicest folks I have ever met
</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hey John thanks but when my wife read this she almost fell off the couch laughing her *** off..

BTW where the hell is my LS1.tech sticker ??

But it was nice finally to meet you in person and me and Dolores is planning a trip up to one of ya'lls get together once ya'll get one planned...

Pro Stock John

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I think I can squeeze out 20 more...

-Jon Green or Joe Kizzire have the thickest accents I have ever heard where is Jon from?
-Who was sitting on a pillow when racing a car
-Tom the Roofer should be called BIG VITO
-Jay Billingsley was doing a ton of thrashing on the teal 96Z to get the suspension dialed in
-Madman got his graphics ideas from Saturday morning cartoons
-Harlan is running a stock pcm (whaaaaa?)
-Owner of NPR owns like FOUR S/E cars, and the LS1 WS6 Formula went 10.3 at 3200 raceweight
-Chitown Boyz went to a strip joint in N.O. that was pretty interactive
-Larry Cato's dad (Timewarp) is one of the funniest folks I have ever met
-We stopped in Arkansas for gas on the way to the event, and I was behind a lady in a trashy French maid outfit... And her neck appeared to be bleeding from two deep incisions... I could not figure out where she worked... I was thinking she was a stripper but why was her neck all messed up? (I forget it was Halloween DOH) I even asked Priscilla what job she thought the lady had.
-Brad said that the chemical plants for some reminded him of what they do then they burn dead people... 'crematortion'