Street Racing & Kill Stories - Race Gas

Its been awhile but...

I was coming home from picking up the woman from the salon :wrist: when I came to a stop light. I look back and a bright blue Mazda something, probably a Protege pulls up. The car is decked out in stickers and it has that fake carbon fiber trunk crap

My woman's in the car and that means no racing, but the guy never revs or anything to make me think he even wants to race. However when the light turns green he takes off and pulls 3 or 4 cars. Not wanting to give the impression that he can even hang, let alone beat an ls1, I get on it as soon as I can.

I bogged, but the end of first I was at his rear fender. I power shift second and get a bit sideways....not any big deal and end up pulling a few cars in second. Somewhere in second I farted and it smelled pretty bad. So, not only was my woman yelling and screaming about racing, she was livid about the wretched smell. Halfway through third I looked back and I couldn't even see him anymore...he must have turned off.

I dont even remember farting but man, it was terrible. Anyway...worthless kill, but winter time is boring.

:jest: Should've played it off and said something like geez he must've cut his cats off or something you smell that.

:jest: :jest: :jest:

Nice kill :cheers: haha...

Man, you must be a pretty relaxed racer...whenever I'm getting on it, I generally pucker up pretty tight. :lol:

I haven't heard anything that funny in a while...the only thing that rivals it is the Neon tribute video.

LMAO, :jest:

Sounds like a normal ricer. The sad thing is that he probably went back to his ricer buddies saying that he just put 3 or 4 cars on an LS1. :ripped:

:fart: :rotflmao:

That's funny right there.......

Nice one! The fart, not the race! Should have turned the heater on!

:jest: That's the best story I have read in a while, something you ate must have got to you :spam: :rotflmao:

hahahahhahahahahaah...classic....love it..

Maybe you didnt fart,maybe your girl crapped her pants.

Thanks guys.

Maybe you didnt fart,maybe your girl crapped her pants.

You may have something there.

:fart: :turd:

Nice kill and good story. :D

:fart: :turd:

Nice kill and good story. :D


What he said :cheers:

Its been awhile but...

I was coming home from picking up the woman from the salon :wrist: when I came to a stop light. I look back and a bright blue Mazda something, probably a Protege pulls up. The car is decked out in stickers and it has that fake carbon fiber trunk crap

My woman's in the car and that means no racing, but the guy never revs or anything to make me think he even wants to race. However when the light turns green he takes off and pulls 3 or 4 cars. Not wanting to give the impression that he can even hang, let alone beat an ls1, I get on it as soon as I can.

I bogged, but the end of first I was at his rear fender. I power shift second and get a bit sideways....not any big deal and end up pulling a few cars in second. Somewhere in second I farted and it smelled pretty bad. So, not only was my woman yelling and screaming about racing, she was livid about the wretched smell. Halfway through third I looked back and I couldn't even see him anymore...he must have turned off.

I dont even remember farting but man, it was terrible. Anyway...worthless kill, but winter time is boring.

Wow I was literally laughing out loud here..