View Full Version : Pulleyed 03 Cobra gets all butt hurt after I put 10 cars on him.


necrocannibal
03-26-2005, 05:37 PM
Im just out cruising enjoying the weather when I see this black 03 Cobra and the driver gives me a thumbs down for no reason. Well I chase his ass down to see why, maybe he doesnt like red or something :confused:. Anyway I get up beside him and he proceeds to tell me that I have got nothing for him. Im thinking to myself ok he can hear my car camming its ass off I dont know. Well I ask him what he has done and he says full exhaust and it made 506 rwhp on the dyno. I told him he was the dumbest person I have ever talked to to tell me that dumb shit. Well he said lets find out so I said how much you want to put down. No money he said so I told him to follow me to the highway which he did. We went from second gear about 55 mph to 130 mph. He honked them off and when we hit it I lost traction a little but kept it under control and pulled a good car or so in second. Went into third and kept pulling and pulling. Hit fourth and stayed into it until 130 and he was far enough back for the point to be proven, he was a good distance back in my rearview (about 10 cars) Ok so I slow down and he rolls up beside me and says "Bottle are for babies". :huh: I guess theres no way I could have beat him unless I was spraying, I forgot Cobras never lose to LS1s. Anyway I make him pull over and show him my bottle is closed and then open it and purge it to show its open now. His girlfriend speaks up, this ended up being her car BTW, and tells me I had something coming form my exhaust that looked and smelled like nitrous. Now Im getting pissed off. I told her if she wanted we can go do it again and I will spray this time and rape the fuck out of her car if she wants it. She gets all mad and tells me I dont have to prove anything, even though she kept accusing me of spraying it. I left at this point and told him to be careful racing LS1s from now on, especially ones that you dont know the mods to. He never asked me about my mods, big mistake, I guess he figured he had the fastest thing in town. God I was hoping he wanted to run again so I could kill him by 20 cars + this time but they finally got it through their head because he asked me " You have a 200 shot on top of that??" With a dumbfounded look on his face.

silverbeast
03-26-2005, 05:41 PM
Good kill! I bet the look on his face was priceless.

greentahoe
03-26-2005, 05:51 PM
:eek2: That is just awesome! At that point I probably wouldve gotten pretty irritated though. Some people are just stupid.

unit213
03-26-2005, 05:55 PM
Nice kill. :cheers:

What are you trapping on the sauce? I'm guessing more than 129mph...

necrocannibal
03-26-2005, 06:01 PM
Nice kill. :cheers:

What are you trapping on the sauce? I'm guessing more than 129mph...


No it was 129 mph but I found out that where I have it tapped into the intake is too close top the front 2 cylinders and it isnt dispersing properly and it messed up 3 plugs when I ran that time. I havent fixed it yet but when I get it fixed right it should trap 135+ I only gained 130 rwhp from a 200 shot because of the way it is. I just havent had the innitiative to do it yet even though I really need to.

necrocannibal
03-26-2005, 06:10 PM
I forgot to put I got his true mods out of him, Longtube headers, Full exhaust, Throttle body, intake and Pulley.

CharlieCobra03
03-26-2005, 06:23 PM
Nice job smacking down a smartass. Your car sounds a lot like one I've gotta run next week except his is an LS-1 with slightly larger cam and no bottle.

unit213
03-26-2005, 06:40 PM
I forgot to put I got his true mods out of him, Longtube headers, Full exhaust, Throttle body, intake and Pulley.
Sounds like a 121-122mph car or so with a good driver depending on pulley size.

necrocannibal
03-26-2005, 06:45 PM
Thanks for the replys, he was a smartass and dumbass to boot. Charlie my motor is still an LS1 just the iron LS1 from a truck bored and stroked out but I understood what you were saying.

x phantom x
03-26-2005, 07:03 PM
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Nice kill. People like that really bother me.

Bottles are for babies?!? rotfl, what a tool. I love the "i can have a power adder, but you can't" mentality, makes absolutely no sense.

:cheers:

smokeum99ta
03-26-2005, 08:29 PM
I hate people like that "bottles are for babies". Ive had a couple of 03 cobra sissies tell me that , so I tell them want about superchargers and turbos jackass ! Dont they all add power that your car didnt have to start with ???? Anyways good kill man.

Nate_Taufer
03-26-2005, 08:34 PM
nice kills man, from your sig your car is definitely a cobra killer. gotta love cubes.

Nate

Got Me SOM
03-26-2005, 08:34 PM
sounds like you got a real strong na car there.

TroubledWine3
03-27-2005, 12:14 AM
LOL I'm not a nitrous fan, but when you have a supercharger, bitching about somebody using nitrous is about as oxyMORONic as one can get. "Why hello, I have a power adder and if you do, you are cheating." That makes all the sense in the world.

The fact that your NA smacked his S/C'd with mods makes me smile. Makes you wish you woulda used the nitrous and put more than 10 lengths between now, doesn't it?

SScam68
03-27-2005, 12:20 AM
Kinda reminds of this one thing a guy said...

"bottles are for babies"

"well then I won't fell sorry for you when I SMOKE YOUR ASS!!!!"

cantdrv65
03-27-2005, 12:46 AM
Power = power... Nitrous offers so many advantages over other power adders, the only knock I have against it, the bottle always runs out too fast. ;) Nice kill, this guy and his ho sound like retards.

unit213
03-27-2005, 03:03 AM
nice kills man, from your sig your car is definitely a cobra killer.

Don't be so sure of that. :devil: ;)

gnxs
03-27-2005, 11:54 AM
I hate people like that "bottles are for babies". Ive had a couple of 03 cobra sissies tell me that , so I tell them want about superchargers and turbos jackass ! Dont they all add power that your car didnt have to start with ???? Anyways good kill man.

Always nice to see a smartass put in his place. This is like the 4th story I've heard the last two days of some guy talking shit BEFORE (and after for that matter) a race and getting whooped on.

It's run what ya brung on the street and necroscannibal brought more than enough.

Nice Kill! Maybe the guy will think twice before "dissing" his next competitor.

WS-Sick
03-27-2005, 04:50 PM
Don't be so sure of that. :devil: ;)

What kind of power is your car making now, Unit? Did you ever get that KB installed and are you still spraying on top of that? :eek:

Edit: I just read your sig...get that on the dyno yet?

Doc_B
03-27-2005, 04:58 PM
Nice kill! That was one of the better stories I've read on here for a while! Way to put him in his place!

pwr2w8
03-27-2005, 04:59 PM
What kind of power is your car making now, Unit? Did you ever get that KB installed and are you still spraying on top of that? :eek:

Edit: I just read your sig...get that on the dyno yet?
Yes, I recall a promise to post dyno graphs and more info in the spring. Well now it's spring and I don't see any graphs or track times........ Just givin' ya a hard time. ;)

To keep this on topic, I say nice kill. That jackass had it coming. :cheers:

Slow 03
03-27-2005, 05:58 PM
, sounds like that cobra was stock, I have pulley and my ran 11.65 no bottle.And I only dyno 465.

Anyways good kill, bottle or not you shut his mouth good.

Silver2003Cobra
03-27-2005, 07:12 PM
I hate people like that "bottles are for babies". Ive had a couple of 03 cobra sissies tell me that , so I tell them want about superchargers and turbos jackass ! Dont they all add power that your car didnt have to start with ???? Anyways good kill man.


great race, and what a way to put the smack down on a moron.. a LS1, especally with your mods isn't something to mess around with..

Now for the reason I posted on this quote..

UMMMM, since 2003, the Cobra and since 1999 the Lightning have HAD a supercharger from the get go.. it's not like we the owners of them had to order them with the blower, so yes, the power we had with the supercharger is there "to start with"...

necrocannibal
03-27-2005, 07:24 PM
I know for a fact it had a pulley, the blower was loud as hell on it. I also confirmed what mods he had by a mutual friend on another website.

unit213
03-27-2005, 07:57 PM
I know for a fact it had a pulley, the blower was loud as hell on it. I also confirmed what mods he had by a mutual friend on another website.
I don't doubt it a bit. We've seen Cobras making 500rwhp run 10.97 to 12.0's. There's a lot more too it than just the power level...i.e. tires, suspension mods (IRS vs. rear end), tranny, driver, DA, temp, etc,etc, etc...

Good kill...end of story. :thumb:

necrocannibal
03-27-2005, 08:08 PM
I don't doubt it a bit. We've seen Cobras making 500rwhp run 10.97 to 12.0's. There's a lot more too it than just the power level...i.e. tires, suspension mods (IRS vs. rear end), tranny, driver, DA, temp, etc,etc, etc...

Good kill...end of story. :thumb:


Thanks. Believe me when I say I think a better driver could have given a much better race.

MillaTK
03-27-2005, 09:08 PM
Nice kill!!! :cheers:

Car sounds like a beast...

Dan, your car still feel pretty slow to ya?

unit213
03-27-2005, 09:14 PM
Dan, your car still feel pretty slow to ya?
Yes sir. :nono:

01black
03-27-2005, 10:14 PM
Real nice kill....It doesnt matter if its an 03 Cobra or a turbo civic....killing off the guy who thinks he CAN'T be killed is the BEST

MillaTK
03-27-2005, 10:19 PM
Yes sir. :nono:

Haha... well, you sir, are spoiled!!! :P

x phantom x
03-28-2005, 03:43 AM
, sounds like that cobra was stock, I have pulley and my ran 11.65 no bottle.And I only dyno 465.

Anyways good kill, bottle or not you shut his mouth good.

Sounds like the cobra was stock?! I have 40 less rwhp then you do and I ran an 11.4 ... no bottle. So I would assume a 484rwhp f-bod along the same weight as my car would be beating your ass pretty bad, eh?

Btw, thanks for stopping by. :jest:

1bottled93toenvy
03-28-2005, 03:48 AM
Nice kill! That was one of the better stories I've read on here for a while! Way to put him in his place!
definately one of the better stories! nice kill..silly cobras thinking they are the fastest shit out ther ha!! :flipbird:

JayplaySS2
03-28-2005, 02:19 PM
definately one of the better stories! nice kill..silly cobras thinking they are the fastest shit out ther ha!! :flipbird:

Freakin funny :mad:

gnxs
03-28-2005, 02:24 PM
Real nice kill....It doesnt matter if its an 03 Cobra or a turbo civic....killing off the guy who thinks he CAN'T be killed is the BEST

Agreed, nothing better. I bet that was a really satisfying kill for necro.

Tom's_03SVT
03-29-2005, 07:48 AM
necro,

nice kill, awesome numbers in your sig....

necrocannibal
03-29-2005, 09:02 AM
necro,

nice kill, awesome numbers in your sig....



:thumb:


Thanks!!

Dustin Butts
03-31-2005, 03:46 PM
Haaaahahaaaaa....this story cracked me up! The "all butt hurt" part of the title got me right off the bat....Good job homey!!

Slow 03
04-02-2005, 02:52 AM
Sounds like the cobra was stock?! I have 40 less rwhp then you do and I ran an 11.4 ... no bottle. So I would assume a 484rwhp f-bod along the same weight as my car would be beating your ass pretty bad, eh?

Btw, thanks for stopping by. :jest:

to bad you dont live close by. we could run it.
my 60' was 1.97 on 30F weather 11.65 120mph.
Try to spray 3rd and it went sideways 11.51 127 mph 60' 2.09
Nice car anyway. my horspower on bottle 565 rwhp 756 torq to the wheels

Mike K.
04-02-2005, 03:47 AM
damn good job man gotta take out the chipped and pullied cobras lol :)

BigBronco
04-02-2005, 11:38 AM
to bad you dont live close by. we could run it.
my 60' was 1.97 on 30F weather 11.65 120mph.
Try to spray 3rd and it went sideways 11.51 127 mph 60' 2.09
Nice car anyway. my horspower on bottle 565 rwhp 756 torq to the wheels


Got a question, do you mind guys taking road trips to run your car?

have a few all motor cars ;) that would like to take a shot at you...


and one with a little bit of squeeze that would like to run you from a roll?





Necro, nice kill bro, great to see you put some people in their place!

Tiger2o69
04-02-2005, 01:30 PM
Im just out cruising enjoying the weather when I see this black 03 Cobra and the driver gives me a thumbs down for no reason. Well I chase his ass down to see why, maybe he doesnt like red or something :confused:. Anyway I get up beside him and he proceeds to tell me that I have got nothing for him. Im thinking to myself ok he can hear my car camming its ass off I dont know. Well I ask him what he has done and he says full exhaust and it made 506 rwhp on the dyno. I told him he was the dumbest person I have ever talked to to tell me that dumb shit. Well he said lets find out so I said how much you want to put down. No money he said so I told him to follow me to the highway which he did. We went from second gear about 55 mph to 130 mph. He honked them off and when we hit it I lost traction a little but kept it under control and pulled a good car or so in second. Went into third and kept pulling and pulling. Hit fourth and stayed into it until 130 and he was far enough back for the point to be proven, he was a good distance back in my rearview (about 10 cars) Ok so I slow down and he rolls up beside me and says "Bottle are for babies". :huh: I guess theres no way I could have beat him unless I was spraying, I forgot Cobras never lose to LS1s. Anyway I make him pull over and show him my bottle is closed and then open it and purge it to show its open now. His girlfriend speaks up, this ended up being her car BTW, and tells me I had something coming form my exhaust that looked and smelled like nitrous. Now Im getting pissed off. I told her if she wanted we can go do it again and I will spray this time and rape the fuck out of her car if she wants it. She gets all mad and tells me I dont have to prove anything, even though she kept accusing me of spraying it. I left at this point and told him to be careful racing LS1s from now on, especially ones that you dont know the mods to. He never asked me about my mods, big mistake, I guess he figured he had the fastest thing in town. God I was hoping he wanted to run again so I could kill him by 20 cars + this time but they finally got it through their head because he asked me " You have a 200 shot on top of that??" With a dumbfounded look on his face.

Dont let this guys sig fool you.. I have seen it on the dyno twice and at the track a few times.. haha He seems to spin on both!

He was spinning his ass off when he run those times.. The memphis track was slick as hell since they redone it.. I only had bolt ons and a 100 shot and I was all over the track.. He run right after me and got all over the place and still ran got those times haha...

Once the track starts hooking and you get some suspension mods 9's will be easy for you..

SixPak
04-05-2005, 07:31 PM
" You have a 200 shot on top of that??" With a dumbfounded look on his face. :lol:

...that must have truely been a kodak moment.

nice kill.

:cheers: