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07-09-2005, 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by rotwiler
Ahhh it is right, Then HAPPPPPPPPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
07-09-2005, 01:54 AM
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Hey, I thought you had 15 minutes to go?
My Grandpa saved all sorts of jokes and poems - all about getting older. This one is a bit early for you but enjoy it anyway, just something to look forward to
The body gets stiff, you get cramps in your legs,
Corns on your feet as big as hens eggs,
Take ExLax at nigh, even then your not sure.
You soak in the tub, or the body will swell,
It's just like I said, "Old Age Is Hell".
The teeth start decaying, eye sight is poor,
Hair falling out all over the floor,
Sex life is shot, its a thing of the past,
Don't kid yourself friends, even that doesn't last.
Can't go to parties, don't dance anymore,
Just putting it mildly, you're a hell of a bore.
Liquor is out, can't take a chance
Bladder is weak, might pee your pants.
Nothing to plan, for nothing to expect,
Just the mailman, bringing your Social Security check.
Now be sure your affairs are in order
and your will made out right,
Or on the way to your grave there will be a hell of a fight.
So if your Birthday you feel fairly well,
Thank God you're alive although OLD AGE IS HELL.
(author unknown but G'pa lived to be 88)
My Grandpa saved all sorts of jokes and poems - all about getting older. This one is a bit early for you but enjoy it anyway, just something to look forward to
The body gets stiff, you get cramps in your legs,
Corns on your feet as big as hens eggs,
Take ExLax at nigh, even then your not sure.
You soak in the tub, or the body will swell,
It's just like I said, "Old Age Is Hell".
The teeth start decaying, eye sight is poor,
Hair falling out all over the floor,
Sex life is shot, its a thing of the past,
Don't kid yourself friends, even that doesn't last.
Can't go to parties, don't dance anymore,
Just putting it mildly, you're a hell of a bore.
Liquor is out, can't take a chance
Bladder is weak, might pee your pants.
Nothing to plan, for nothing to expect,
Just the mailman, bringing your Social Security check.
Now be sure your affairs are in order
and your will made out right,
Or on the way to your grave there will be a hell of a fight.
So if your Birthday you feel fairly well,
Thank God you're alive although OLD AGE IS HELL.
(author unknown but G'pa lived to be 88)
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07-09-2005, 02:04 AM
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Originally Posted by GEARHED
Hey, I thought you had 15 minutes to go?
My Grandpa saved all sorts of jokes and poems - all about getting older. This one is a bit early for you but enjoy it anyway, just something to look forward to
The body gets stiff, you get cramps in your legs,
Corns on your feet as big as hens eggs,
Take ExLax at nigh, even then your not sure.
You soak in the tub, or the body will swell,
It's just like I said, "Old Age Is Hell".
The teeth start decaying, eye sight is poor,
Hair falling out all over the floor,
Sex life is shot, its a thing of the past,
Don't kid yourself friends, even that doesn't last.
Can't go to parties, don't dance anymore,
Just putting it mildly, you're a hell of a bore.
Liquor is out, can't take a chance
Bladder is weak, might pee your pants.
Nothing to plan, for nothing to expect,
Just the mailman, bringing your Social Security check.
Now be sure your affairs are in order
and your will made out right,
Or on the way to your grave there will be a hell of a fight.
So if your Birthday you feel fairly well,
Thank God you're alive although OLD AGE IS HELL.
(author unknown but G'pa lived to be 88)
My Grandpa saved all sorts of jokes and poems - all about getting older. This one is a bit early for you but enjoy it anyway, just something to look forward to
The body gets stiff, you get cramps in your legs,
Corns on your feet as big as hens eggs,
Take ExLax at nigh, even then your not sure.
You soak in the tub, or the body will swell,
It's just like I said, "Old Age Is Hell".
The teeth start decaying, eye sight is poor,
Hair falling out all over the floor,
Sex life is shot, its a thing of the past,
Don't kid yourself friends, even that doesn't last.
Can't go to parties, don't dance anymore,
Just putting it mildly, you're a hell of a bore.
Liquor is out, can't take a chance
Bladder is weak, might pee your pants.
Nothing to plan, for nothing to expect,
Just the mailman, bringing your Social Security check.
Now be sure your affairs are in order
and your will made out right,
Or on the way to your grave there will be a hell of a fight.
So if your Birthday you feel fairly well,
Thank God you're alive although OLD AGE IS HELL.
(author unknown but G'pa lived to be 88)
07-09-2005, 09:30 AM
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Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Stephanie, Happy Birthday to you!!! And MANY more....
Linda's birthday is tomorrow....how funny
Linda's birthday is tomorrow....how funny
07-09-2005, 09:37 AM
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Thanks Everyone!
That's awesome that Linda's B-day is tomorrow..No wonder we get along so well! Tell her Happy B-day a little early for me...incase I forget tomorrow
That's awesome that Linda's B-day is tomorrow..No wonder we get along so well!
Tell her Happy B-day a little early for me...incase I forget tomorrow 
07-09-2005, 09:55 AM
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Originally Posted by rookiels1
Happy belated birthday 
I think the boards were a little quick going by eastern time..
07-09-2005, 10:33 AM
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Happy B-day steph I would sing to you,But I don't think you want your windows broken
How about a poem
Hey get off my tail i'm still thinking of one......................................
oh forget it go get a spanking from ellis
How about a poem
Hey get off my tail i'm still thinking of one......................................
oh forget it go get a spanking from ellis
07-09-2005, 12:13 PM
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Happy Birthday Steph! I always forget you are in July too, lol
By the way ... I realized last night that thanks to our vacation I forgot to wish you guys Happy Anniversary, so here it is all rolled in one! I just wish we could make it over for the birthday bash Someday we will go to a party at John & Amy's! 
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EDIT I really hate sharing a computer! This, of course, is not Tom, but Angi
By the way ... I realized last night that thanks to our vacation I forgot to wish you guys Happy Anniversary, so here it is all rolled in one! I just wish we could make it over for the birthday bash
Someday we will go to a party at John & Amy's! ----------------------
EDIT I really hate sharing a computer! This, of course, is not Tom, but Angi
07-09-2005, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by slowpokez28
Happy Birthday Steph! I always forget you are in July too, lol
By the way ... I realized last night that thanks to our vacation I forgot to wish you guys Happy Anniversary, so here it is all rolled in one! I just wish we could make it over for the birthday bash Someday we will go to a party at John & Amy's!
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EDIT I really hate sharing a computer! This, of course, is not Tom, but Angi
By the way ... I realized last night that thanks to our vacation I forgot to wish you guys Happy Anniversary, so here it is all rolled in one! I just wish we could make it over for the birthday bash
Someday we will go to a party at John & Amy's! ----------------------
EDIT I really hate sharing a computer! This, of course, is not Tom, but Angi
Yeah, I wish you guys could make it over for one of the BBQ's or something..I'm going to try to plan a cruise in the next couple weeks, maybe you guys could make it over for that..that would be fun! I'm thinking maybe the Cascade loop.. 
07-09-2005, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by NautyAngel
We can try! It would be fun, that's for sure Other than that, our next scheduled visit (barring making it over Aug 20 for a speed run) is Sept. 13th.
Other than that, our next scheduled visit (barring making it over Aug 20 for a speed run) is Sept. 13th.
I'm sure the men wouldn't mind 
I'm just kidding...that place is crazy expensive!