Eastern Members - Hey Good Looking Guys.....!

Dear Good-looking guys,

Thanks for ruining things for us average-looking guys. You, like all men,
will tag pretty much anything female. So you go out to bars and other social
venues and you go for the low-hanging fruit. You go for the average-looking
girl. Why? Because they are easy and don't give you half the shit that hot
women give.

So what's the big deal? The big deal is that average girls don't know their
place anymore. They suddenly think that they are hot just because they have
been banged by a hot guy. They are wrong, and they do not know it. We
average guys, however, do know it. We know that the average girl
-- in the long term -- is out of your league. We know that she is in our
league, the league of the average. But she does not know that.

So the average girl goes on thinking she is hot and holding out for a hot
guy to spend the rest of her life with. Yes, it's great for the ego of the
average girl. She bangs a hot guy every now and then, and she really thinks
she is the shit. No one told her, though, that any guy (hot or not) will
bang any average girl. Sadly, the average women develop this "I'll never
settle" mentality. Average guys are suddenly not an option for them, leaving
us average guys out in the cold. The genuine hot girls, of course, are not
an option for us, so that leaves us with the fat chicks. Thanks. Thanks a
lot, hot guy. Meanwhile, the really hot chicks are sitting around dissing us
and waiting for you to come talk to them. (And we can only imagine the
torture that the fat guys are going through as we average guys are forced to
mack on their
women.)

So do the social scene a favor -- stick with your own kind. Leave the
average girls to us, and stop creating delusions of grandeur in their minds.
The average chick is our niche. We work hard enough as it is for the average
girl. Now you go work hard to bag the hot chick. Don't be afraid of a little
work.





Sorry guys I found this hilarious so I figured I'd post here! :jest:

LOL LMAO now that's funny right there.

LOL.....after reading it all I could picture was the poor fat guys in the corner watching as the fat chix got picked off one by one.

please accept my apology

lies... all lies!!

LOL....all this is the pure truth. Show me one average/good looking girl who will settle for a guy less than what she wants and I just may pass out!

Mike, I have apologized many a time as well! :D

Go watch "Hitch" and take notes... :)

LOL....Hitch was a funny ass movie and kinda disproves this thread :)

its not looks its all in the game ;) and how you play it . if you dont have looks you better have something else going for ya.

personally, i know from experience and friends that at first a average or good looking girl is attracted to hot guys, but then when they are f*cked over by these guys, they look more for the personality. i can think of about 10 of my friends that fit that category for girls that are good looking but date uglier guys cause of their personality. but maybe its just my experience

now my point... average guys (as long as you have a personality or money or both), there is much hope for you

Like Keith said, it's all in the game. Either you have it or you don't. If you complain about it you don't have it.

personally, i know from experience and friends that at first a average or good looking girl is attracted to hot guys, but then when they are f*cked over by these guys, they look more for the personality. i can think of about 10 of my friends that fit that category for girls that are good looking but date uglier guys cause of their personality. but maybe its just my experience


naw, that jsut gets them in denial and makes them look for personality in good looking guys. When they do not have they force them selfes to beleive they do.







great post

now my point... average guys (as long as you have a personality or money or both), there is much hope for you


:rotflmao: So if your average looking and don't have a great personality, you better have money or your just f*#ked... :jest: This is the funniest post I've seen in awhile. It really makes me feel bad for the fat guys, I guess they'll have to stick to :playboy:

Some people just shouldn't breed anyway. :)

Some people just shouldn't breed anyway. :)

:werd:

Don't hate the player.....Hate the game........LOL

ya but then there is the girls that say all they do is get fucked over by guys and just want a nice guy with good personality that will treat them right,and when they find it all they do is screw the guy over

:rotflmao: So if your average looking and don't have a great personality, you better have money or your just f*#ked... :jest: This is the funniest post I've seen in awhile. It really makes me feel bad for the fat guys, I guess they'll have to stick to :playboy:

fat guys can't have money? :confused:
they just need a lot more.

naw, that jsut gets them in denial and makes them look for personality in good looking guys. When they do not have they force them selfes to beleive they do.

i disagree 97.2%
I have a really beautiful friend, that is with an avg joe smoe when it comes to looks, and she will admit she went with a more plain looking guy than normal and hes made her the happiest girl ever.
depends on the person.

was that your girl? i'm sorry man you can have her back, i'm done.
lol

was that your girl? i'm sorry man you can have her back, i'm done.
lol

i'm a lady, i don't date girls too often ;)

i disagree 97.2%
I have a really beautiful friend, that is with an avg joe smoe when it comes to looks, and she will admit she went with a more plain looking guy than normal and hes made her the happiest girl ever.
depends on the person.

Does she have a sister?

Dibs if so.

now my point... average guys (as long as you have a personality or money or both), there is much hope for you


God damn.... so a fat broke dorky guy like me is REALLY screwed.....


Good thing I'm getting married this fall, sounds like I'm so out in the dating scene, it''s not even funnny.

Funny post

Kinda funny that I started this thread as a joke, but the responses kinda took a serious turn.

I have to agree with most of the guys on here. A hott girl will more times than not ONLY go for the "hott guys"....as for the comment about the hott girls going for average looking guys as long as the personality is good or the pockets are deep, I could only shake my head to the latter part of that. I have dated way too many girls in the past that were attracted to me because of my car or some materialistic crap like that. I would read those girls really quick and drop their asses the second I got what I wanted, fight fire with fire I always say!
Kinda funny how all girls always say oh I want a nice guy or a guy that knows how to treat a girl. BS! I have always tried to be a gentleman and when doing so, girls see this as a form of weakness and chit all over me. SO I developed the I'm an asshole attitude, but unfortunately I have a feeling that while displaying this attitude I will meet the right girl and unfortunately screw things up because I don't want to open myself up to the possibility of getting hurt by one of those materialistic biotches I had mentioned before.
Back to the original point of this post........yep seems like the fat, ugly, broke guys with no personality are shit out of luck! :D

damn stangman, you jsut made this post way more serious than it was starting to get hahaha.

But not all girls look for money.. So don't be too disappointed by that statement..

And jay, I wouldn't at all consider you fat so shush now ;)

Funny I should mention this, I was talking to a bunch of my friends one night when we went out to dinner, and we were talking about guys that work on cars. We all agreed that this is a big turn on and there is something incredibly awesome about a guy that works on cars. My friend even said something like "if all guys knew how big of a turn on it is if they work on cars, every guy would do it"

im an ugle F^%K with big old teeth, but my old lady is pretty dam hot.
Not sure why she is with me tho, it cant be money because i spend it all on my car, i know it isnt my pecker, its not my good looks, its not my cloths, it must have somthing to do with personality, and i even lack that. lol
I suck

LOL if working on cars is hott, then I must be a God! :D

LOL if working on cars is hott, then I must be a God! :D
it is hot, i was doing it yeaterday, and it was 100 here. lol, thats hot!


PS< the ac guy is definetly putting it in my garage this winter for next year. im going to save up now. it will be sweet to have ac in there. :hail:

im an ugle F^%K with big old teeth, but my old lady is pretty dam hot.
Not sure why she is with me tho, it cant be money because i spend it all on my car, i know it isnt my pecker, its not my good looks, its not my cloths, it must have somthing to do with personality, and i even lack that. lol
I suck

i dont know what anyone would see in u either..

i dont know what anyone would see in u either..
OUCH! lol :D

Brad, you put a/c in your garage, scew me building one at my house.. I'll rent a space in yours LOL

but, nce my car goes in there... plan on seeing my ugly fat ass underneath it every weekend for a year though.. :eyes: :jest:

i dont know what anyone would see in u either..
wow, your very hostil towards me.
what up wit that?? :confused:
I have feelings to you know, and you are hurting them :emb:

JL, i alredy have the outdoor condenser for it, just need to get the air handler, and pipe it in. even the electric is close.
its on for sure!! hell, i pretty much live there anyway, why not

im an ugle F^%K with big old teeth, but my old lady is pretty dam hot.
Not sure why she is with me tho, it cant be money because i spend it all on my car, i know it isnt my pecker, its not my good looks, its not my cloths, it must have somthing to do with personality, and i even lack that. lol
I suck
she feels sorry for ya ;)

she feels sorry for ya ;)
that could be it!!!!! :jest:
been with her for over 3 years now, she must feel real bad. :)

that could be it!!!!! :jest:
been with her for over 3 years now, she must feel real bad. :)

I remember you posting something about marrying her after you reached 9 seconds. ( I'm not sure if this is track ET or bedroom ET :emb: ) Who knows she may actually say yes! :)

Well I see the avg. guy, the hot guy, and the fat guy! Where does the black guy fit in all this? :confused: If we're below the fat guy, I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight!

you know the saying hung like a black man. you are all set.lol

i didnt say 9 seconds, i said when i need a parachute. lol
im close, but i may have to retract my statement, i spent all my money on my car and cant buy a ring

give her a piston ring , she should understand :emb:

good call!!!!!

give her a piston ring , she should understand :emb:

DIESO is helping Greg out and your helping Noyzee!! What are we a charity now?! :bang:

Noyzee, bury her, before it's too late! :jest:

Marcel aren't u engaged or something? Ur set man, no need to worry about us good looking guys anymore! :D

Well I see the avg. guy, the hot guy, and the fat guy! Where does the black guy fit in all this? :confused: If we're below the fat guy, I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonight!


Fat Albert was quite pimp...

Marcel aren't u engaged or something? Ur set man, no need to worry about us good looking guys anymore! :D
Hey I heard Derrick smashed up your old car?? How bad is it?

Hey I heard Derrick smashed up your old car?? How bad is it?
Dunno he's been gay lately and I haven't talked to him at all, but when I saw it on the day of the accident I called it totalled. Radiator support and probably frame are bent

Marcel aren't u engaged or something? Ur set man, no need to worry about us good looking guys anymore! :D

I'm actually married now!! :cry: But you got to see The Contour first hand, so I know how you feel about having chicks like you for the car! :emb: When I drive The Contour, I get a bunch of chicks that follow me home! :jest:

I'm actually married now!! :cry: But you got to see The Contour first hand, so I know how you feel about having chicks like you for the car! :emb: When I drive The Contour, I get a bunch of chicks that follow me home! :jest:
Man that thing IS pimp! Would you be willing to take the GTO and cash in trade for it? :jest: I'll even fill the tank!

I'm actually married now!! :cry: But you got to see The Contour first hand, so I know how you feel about having chicks like you for the car! :emb: When I drive The Contour, I get a bunch of chicks that follow me home! :jest:
my purple olds was better wish i still had it :cry:

Man that thing IS pimp! Would you be willing to take the GTO and cash in trade for it? :jest: I'll even fill the tank!

Nah man! With great power, comes great responsibility. You think having girls following you home is kick ass. But being dehydrated sucks! ;)

LMAO......I'm sorry I didn't realize the greatness of your pimping skills!:hail: