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Old 09-13-2005, 11:46 AM
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Cannibal Fruit
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
Old 09-13-2005, 11:54 AM
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:55 AM
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i remember the same basis joke when i was a kid.
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liking the new sig too darren, just need to make the NOS can bigger.

bigger coke can of NOS = bigger shot and more respect points from the import crowd
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Yea have to hit Insomz up on that
Old 09-13-2005, 12:35 PM
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lol i'll get on it when i can keep my eyes open.. drove to houston n' back last night..

joke woke me up for a minute lol
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funny stuff
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Good one darren..............I think the sig is funnier though.
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Originally Posted by FatZ28
Good one darren..............I think the sig is funnier though.
soo whats so funny about my sig.....NO REALLY WHAT SO DAMN FUNNY ABOUT MY SIG BITCH!!!!!!










just j/k
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How does it taste seriously?
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like mango and citrus fruit......or not very good. But it did make me shift faster Like a Honda Owner
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Originally Posted by Ravenous T\A
like mango and citrus fruit......or not very good. But it did make me **** faster Like a Honda Owner
fixed it for ya.. explosive performance
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Lol. Im going to put that in a nitrous bottle holder one day and brag about my full tank of NOS rofl.

"Yeah Im juiced bitch what?"
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they need to sell two big cans... 40oz lol
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Originally Posted by Ravenous T\A
soo whats so funny about my sig.....NO REALLY WHAT SO DAMN FUNNY ABOUT MY SIG BITCH!!!!!!
people probably ask "who's that goofy looking white kid?! he's amost as goofy looking as diolars doritos dude"




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wtf is that!?
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