"Excuse me." "...well excuse the hell outta you!!!"

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Old 09-15-2005, 11:56 AM
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Thumbs down "Excuse me." "...well excuse the hell outta you!!!"

So today I'm walking to class, and as usual, people are circled up in the middle of the halway blocking the most heavily travelled hallway/area in the entire school. Now common sense would tell you not to congregate here, or at least not circle up and block half the hallway, but these folks lack common respect.


So, there's a crowd of traffic coming towards me, and the people are in the way. I say "excuse me" and proceed to weave my way through, when my backpack swings around and graces Big Patty. Big Patty is 15 y/o, 6'3/225lbs and wears boys jeans/polo shirts everyday. Here's how it plays out...

BP:well excuse the hell out of you!

me: (turnoaround) you're standing in the middle of the ******* hallway your retarded *** bitch

BP: squak squak squak i missed most of what she attempted to communicate.


BP Friend: you coulda at least sayd excuse me!

me: you dumb bitch i said excuse me. **** YOU.

with all the tension lately this blew me over the top, my first ever real encounter with full force yelling of obscenities towards people i don't know at school. i'm generally nice and quiet, but this was too much.

/vent.

on edit: video of BIG PATTY!!!!


http://www.mikeation.com/longboarder/BIGPATTY.wmv

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10/10... **** the haters
Old 09-15-2005, 12:02 PM
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lmao, greatness...
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"Big Patty"

Damn i can't stop laughing at that name "Big Patty"
Old 09-15-2005, 12:09 PM
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We had a Big Patty when I was in school. But we called her "Fatty Patty."
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detention for dot com
Old 09-15-2005, 12:13 PM
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less talk, more burn outs on her face
Old 09-15-2005, 12:13 PM
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Nice, cut some porkchops off that bitch!
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Damn Big Patty sounds like a girl I went to school with back in the day, Shemika she was a O-Lineman in a womens body around the same dimensions 6'3- 6'4 225 -2??, ****'em knock'em out of the way most of the people like that end up being a drag on society later in life.
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I hate that ****, people have no common sense or courtesy. Just stand right in the middle, act like they afre the only one in the grocery store and leave their buggy in the way, etc. I could go on all day about dipshits like that.
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Originally Posted by SlowTA
less talk, more burn outs on her face
it already looks like she's got burnouts on her face. i'm in the process of trying to get a clip of her online it's 2.6mb anyone host it?
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LMAO

right click/save as please
http://www.mikeation.com/longboarder/BIGPATTY.wmv
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you people need to see the vid to get the full effect, where'd you all go!!!
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Jesus is that Gary Walker with long hair
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"now thats a huge b*tch"

yea, i had some ladies that used to come into my work that were a/b that huge, i'm like 6'2, and lanky as hell. but when some one that is 6'6 and 260lbs pounds is standing next to you, you sorta fell the fear of God rise up real quick.
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holly shinanigans.... pattty is a dude..!??!!?!
Old 09-15-2005, 01:19 PM
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what a trick *** hoe, you sure it isn't a dude?
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Originally Posted by thegreenbullitt
DAMN....nudes ASAP
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damn.... that is a huge bitch
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damn son, I bet she can out bench half of Cy-Creeks offensive line



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