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slt200mph
12-07-2005, 01:22 PM
Our old friend Inuxhakr (nutzsucker) who moved to Mississippi..(had to leave Ga. pending child molestation charges)has locked his keys in his car...and is calling a locksmith..I told him the best thing to do would be to go to any GM dealer with the VIN number and they would cut him a key for a lot less $$$ than what the locksmith will charge to open up the car..good news travels fast..outside of that how has your day gone Ben... :devil: :jest:

METALBEAST
12-07-2005, 01:23 PM
What, you two missed each other so much that you're having long hot phone conversations with one another :gay: :jest:

lnuxhakr
12-07-2005, 01:34 PM
gawd dammit..dont you have some old lady to feel up....yes I locked my damn keys in my car...but thanks for the good advice on the dealer...now if I can just find one that still has a building left after Katrina Ill be able to drive again.... :bang:

BLKWS6
12-07-2005, 01:44 PM
lol......i did the same thing when i first bought my car......best part is....it was during the winter and i had cranked it....had the heater on HIGH.....took almost 1.5hrs for the locksmith to get there......you coulda baked bisquits in there......lmao.

hence....i keep a extra door key in my wallet.... :)

ss rally red
12-07-2005, 02:08 PM
i keep a extra door key in my wallet.... :)

It resides right next to that 5 year old unused condom.

BLKWS6
12-07-2005, 02:16 PM
It resides right next to that 5 year old unused condom.

i only use the condoms on skanks like your wife....i mean come on...i know whos been in there....:)

ss rally red
12-07-2005, 02:23 PM
i only use the condoms on skanks like your wife....i mean come on...i know whos been in there....:)

Come on now your the one thats always hitting the party pass around girls.LOL

BLKWS6
12-07-2005, 02:26 PM
Come on now your the one thats always hitting the party pass around girls.LOL

lol....

lame:eyes:

METALBEAST
12-07-2005, 02:56 PM
gawd dammit..dont you have some old lady to feel up....yes I locked my damn keys in my car...but thanks for the good advice on the dealer...now if I can just find one that still has a building left after Katrina Ill be able to drive again.... :bang:

:offtopic:

BTW, why did you ask for my Nextel ID and have Yet to buzz me you phuckin azzmunch :confused: ? :jest:

slt200mph
12-07-2005, 03:08 PM
What, you two missed each other so much that you're having long hot phone conversations with one another :gay: :jest:


No phone call..you know that cheeep bastard aint going to spend a dime on a phone call..he had confessed in another section and was pleading for help.. :cry: ..and I recognized ol nutzsuckers name and thought it would nice to share with all of the southern section peeps.. :jest:

lnuxhakr
12-07-2005, 06:03 PM
ok...I will share.... :STFU: :moon:

wvaboy
12-07-2005, 06:21 PM
does it have t-tops?
if it does, all you have to do is pull the top of the window straight out (towards you), start from the top corner above the door handle, and have someone put there arm down in the crack to open it up. you can put your own arm in, but it's hard to hold window open and get your arm all the way in.

wvaboy
12-07-2005, 06:25 PM
if it doesn't have t-tops, it won't work.

METALBEAST
12-07-2005, 11:23 PM
ok...I will share.... :STFU: :moon:

Thanks pole smoker and by the way.. :flipbird: :jest:

badjuju342
12-08-2005, 09:31 AM
Ben locked his keys in his car? I'll bet it will take at least a couple of hours for them to get his wife and child out of the car! Hope they don't get dehydrated or nothin'........:jest::lol::rotflmao::twak:

slt200mph
12-08-2005, 06:41 PM
Well Ben what did you do mofo..do not keep us in suspence... :)

Phllppric
12-09-2005, 12:34 AM
lol......i did the same thing when i first bought my car......best part is....it was during the winter and i had cranked it....had the heater on HIGH.....took almost 1.5hrs for the locksmith to get there......you coulda baked bisquits in there......lmao.

hence....i keep a extra door key in my wallet.... :)
I did that, except it was in the summer with the A/C on and it ran for about 2 hrs till I ran outta gas. Got a key made at the dealer then had to get a ride to get some gas :(

METALBEAST
12-09-2005, 07:32 AM
I did that, except it was in the summer with the A/C on and it ran for about 2 hrs till I ran outta gas. Got a key made at the dealer then had to get a ride to get some gas :(


Why does this not surprise me coming from you? ;) :jest:

lnuxhakr
12-09-2005, 09:32 AM
Well Ben what did you do mofo..do not keep us in suspence... :)

local dealer hooked me up...I guess old timers really are wiser....:)

Phllppric
12-09-2005, 01:43 PM
Why does this not surprise me coming from you? ;) :jest:Hey Jeff :moon: :flipeye: lol

slt200mph
12-09-2005, 07:11 PM
local dealer hooked me up...I guess old timers really are wiser....:)


Phuchin A mang.. :devil:

METALBEAST
12-09-2005, 07:25 PM
Phuchin A mang.. :devil:

Whats this? Home alone on a Friday night? Try to take it easy spanking Mr. Winky tonight! :jest: Now if you will excuse me, I have a lovely lady I am meeting for dinner (and no it is not damn "Windy" :devil: )

slt200mph
12-10-2005, 10:10 AM
Wrong again techie..home with a bottle of Jose and the lovely Jennifer..she is slicing the limes.. :chug:

lnuxhakr
12-10-2005, 10:10 AM
Whats this? Home alone on a Friday night? Try to take it easy spanking Mr. Winky tonight! :jest: Now if you will excuse me, I have a lovely lady I am meeting for dinner (and no it is not damn "Windy" :devil: )


its probably Bubba... :gay:

METALBEAST
12-10-2005, 11:09 AM
its probably Bubba... :gay:

http://www.gsfcc.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/booty.gif http://www.gsfcc.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/nobuttsex.png :jest:

lnuxhakr
12-10-2005, 11:20 AM
http://www.gsfcc.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/booty.gif http://www.gsfcc.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/nobuttsex.png :jest:


i betcha tell that to all the guys... :devil:

badjuju342
12-10-2005, 05:55 PM
:gay: Damn sickos!:gay: