View Full Version : anybody know a smog guy?


stickboy31
12-13-2005, 08:28 PM
its that time where I need to get smog checked. I am totally illegal. gutted cats, and just running y-pipe, no cat-back. question: does anybody know someone who can let me slide by smog while earning a few extra bucks? I live in the los anageles area, so if u guys know anyone, pm or just reply with a name and the station i could do it at. a phone number or something could also be helpful. i have to pass smog this MONTH! so i am kind of in a hurry, thanks

Ferocity02
12-13-2005, 11:18 PM
First of all, no one is going to post that information online. Secondly, you will not find a single smog person that will pass a car without cats, unless your car is capable of burning clean without cats, which I highly doubt. The smogging system is so automated now that smoggers cannot ignore the sniffer test. The only thing they can sneak you by is the visual.

Lithium
12-13-2005, 11:27 PM
Yeah but knowing or getting to know the right guy can get you by the test all together right?

Bombguy99z28
12-13-2005, 11:40 PM
Jesus christ I wish I was a mod I'd delete all this crap.

The internet is not the place to look/ask for that kind of stuff. No one knows who you are, and no one is going to post any info, and if they do, they are extremely retarded and will probably get people into a lot of trouble.

If you really want smog hookups, you have to make friends in person with people. No one is going to risk a business for someone they don't know.

Lithium
12-14-2005, 12:03 AM
Agreed.

BigDaddyBry
12-14-2005, 01:32 AM
Jesus christ I wish I was a mod I'd delete all this crap.

The internet is not the place to look/ask for that kind of stuff. No one knows who you are, and no one is going to post any info, and if they do, they are extremely retarded and will probably get people into a lot of trouble.

If you really want smog hookups, you have to make friends in person with people. No one is going to risk a business for someone they don't know.
Good idea man, new rules: you must have 500 posts and 5 references to ask for a smog hook-up. Then again...

Bombguy99z28
12-14-2005, 12:07 PM
I don't think it should be allowed to be talked about at all, period, on the boards. Asking for information about illegal practices on a public forum just isn't a bright idea, no matter who you are or how long you've been a member.

Cause face it, if word about a 'smog hookup' circulate, that hookup probably isn't going to be too happy and want to be a 'hookup' anymore.

If you just need to pass visual, just find some place with towel heads that don't speek english, they'll pass you. If you need a straight hookup, you better start hanging out with local clubs/speedshops. End of story.

Z-Convert
12-14-2005, 12:24 PM
its that time where I need to get smog checked. I am totally illegal. gutted cats, and just running y-pipe, no cat-back. question: does anybody know someone who can let me slide by smog while earning a few extra bucks? I live in the los anageles area, so if u guys know anyone, pm or just reply with a name and the station i could do it at. a phone number or something could also be helpful. i have to pass smog this MONTH! so i am kind of in a hurry, thanks
WE ARE THE SMOG POLICE! WE HAVE ASSUMED CONTROL! SUBMIT NOW AND TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN! YOUR CAR WILL BECOME OURS SOON ENOUGH!



On a lighter note.....Did you honestly think that with Kali's (yes, I know that Kali is the Hindu God of destruction) smog laws that someone would volunteer this kind of info on a public forum?

stickboy31
12-14-2005, 12:29 PM
well, i sense a little anger from people in the room. i asked for any positive input not smart ass remarks,a nd a lecture, wow u sound like my parents. if u do not have have any input then keep ur mouth shut! u guys just pissed me off. u could have said it in a nice way. u guys seem like "save the environment freaks anyways", geeezzzz and i dont appreciate the towel head comment, maybe the reaosn why u r not a moderator is because u r displaying racist remarks.. so take ur bitter life and take it elsewhere
thanks to the informative, intellectual lecture BOMBGUY! you rock!

Z-Convert
12-14-2005, 12:36 PM
I personally was joking with the all caps stuff. I didn't think you could even get illegal smog done for OBDII. Older cars maybe, but OBDI and OBDII is pretty tightly controlled by the state. When I lived in LA the smog shops were all over my 96 Z28 (mirrors to check for cats, check list for components)....and it was unmodified.

BTW: I no longer reside in Kalifornia.....

stickboy31
12-14-2005, 12:41 PM
z-convert i wasnt talking to u, mianly bombguy, i dont want there to be a misunderstanding i know u were joking

Bombguy99z28
12-14-2005, 12:45 PM
Lol... dirka dirka muhammed jihad...

Fact is, don't ask for smog hookups on a public forum. Don't get sidetracked.

I had enough ragheads try to kill me, I'll call em towelheads if I want to.

stickboy31
12-14-2005, 01:00 PM
ur someone to tell someone what to do, since u r so mature, how old r u 14?

travie319
12-14-2005, 01:18 PM
its that time where I need to get smog checked. I am totally illegal. gutted cats, and just running y-pipe, no cat-back. question: does anybody know someone who can let me slide by smog while earning a few extra bucks? I live in the los anageles area, so if u guys know anyone, pm or just reply with a name and the station i could do it at. a phone number or something could also be helpful. i have to pass smog this MONTH! so i am kind of in a hurry, thanks
:jest: go to the BBQ... and we'll talk in person!!!! :chug:
these guys are right...the smog police is always asking....
(guys asking about this, on there first post)
go to the BBQ and we can shoot the shit about all kinds of stuff!!! :chug:

Redneck Z
12-14-2005, 03:13 PM
I'll admit I have been tempted to ask this question in the past. I decided not to after giving it some thought. It's not a good idea for many reasons, including the ones posted. No one should ever answer a question like this on the internet. It's all about who you know(in person). :D

SS MPSTR
12-14-2005, 04:09 PM
Attention Mods:

Can you delete this thread??

SSBRONCS
12-14-2005, 04:16 PM
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Can you delete this thread??


+ 1 :D :usa:

Redneck Z
12-14-2005, 04:24 PM
+1 more :usa:

SSBRONCS
12-14-2005, 04:41 PM
nothing against you stickboy it's just that this kind of shit tends to put up a red flag . anyone can be anybody online and (if) someone is stupid enough to say yeah here you go it would fuck shit up for everyone involved and even people who are not involved just my 2 cents

00SSLS1
12-14-2005, 05:27 PM
Attention Mods:

Can you delete this thread??:stupid:

BigDaddyBry
12-14-2005, 08:01 PM
:jest: go to the BBQ... and we'll talk in person!!!! :chug:
these guys are right...the smog police is always asking....
(guys asking about this, on there first post)
go to the BBQ and we can shoot the shit about all kinds of stuff!!! :chug:
Exaaaaaactly.

u guys just pissed me off. u could have said it in a nice way.
Here's a "nice" response to your question:
...so, pretty please, with sugar on top, don't ask the fuckin' question

Dan
12-14-2005, 08:21 PM
Yes, go to the BBQ, so i can nail all your asses for underage drinking..I will bring my badge to confirm who I am :jest: :chug: :cheers: :funny:

BigDaddyBry
12-14-2005, 08:46 PM
Yes, go to the BBQ, so i can nail all your asses for underage drinking..I will bring my badge to confirm who I am :jest: :chug: :cheers: :funny:
Dan's here, hide the women!!!!!!!!!!! :jest:

Long time no talk. If you can make it, leave the badge in the car. ;)

Dan
12-14-2005, 08:49 PM
Get the Strippers & some Good Alcohol & you will not even know I have a badge.. :jest: :D

BigDaddyBry
12-14-2005, 09:01 PM
I actually inquired about strippers that would wash our cars. As you could imagine, I got nowhere with it.

1sweet00SS
12-15-2005, 12:52 AM
its that time where I need to get smog checked. I am totally illegal. gutted cats, and just running y-pipe, no cat-back. question: does anybody know someone who can let me slide by smog while earning a few extra bucks? I live in the los anageles area, so if u guys know anyone, pm or just reply with a name and the station i could do it at. a phone number or something could also be helpful. i have to pass smog this MONTH! so i am kind of in a hurry, thanks


+1.....please post the info, I'm due in a couple months..... name and the station plz....




While you're at it, I've been a little stressed lately and my "hook-up" is in county for a bullsh!t case. Could someone post a spot where I could score some weed.......... name, address, or pager # please... Thanks!!!

travie319
12-15-2005, 01:01 AM
+1.....please post the info, I'm due in a couple months..... name and the station plz....




While you're at it, I've been a little stressed lately and my "hook-up" is in county for a bullsh!t case. Could someone post a spot where I could score some weed.......... name, address, or pager # please... Thanks!!!
:jest: :jest: :jest: :jest: :jest: :D

Ryne @ CMS
12-15-2005, 02:26 AM
ur someone to tell someone what to do, since u r so mature, how old r u 14?
plain and simply isnt the place to be asking that sort of stuff, you think the EPA fags dont roam these boards they are smarter then you think...... but on a better not, if you want to buy some Coke, crank or crack well i got a hook up for you :eek2: :jest:

travie319
12-15-2005, 02:41 AM
plain and simply isnt the place to be asking that sort of stuff, you think the EPA fags dont roam these boards they are smarter then you think...... but on a better not, if you want to buy some Coke, crank or crack well i got a hook up for you :eek2: :jest:
yah we'll be happy to sell you some dope!!!!
you can even pay with your pay-pal!!!! :jest:

BigDaddyBry
12-15-2005, 08:13 AM
yah we'll be happy to sell you some dope!!!!
you can even pay with your pay-pal!!!! :jest:
And for tax purposes, save all receipts.

BigDaddyBry
12-15-2005, 08:13 AM
IRS Tax form 5150 allows for the deduction of expenses incurred to maintain a drug habit, regardless if it's recreational or abusing in nature.

SSBRONCS
12-15-2005, 11:49 AM
IRS Tax form 5150 allows for the deduction of expenses incurred to maintain a drug habit, regardless if it's recreational or abusing in nature.


there you go!!!! :jest: :usa:

Ryne @ CMS
12-15-2005, 01:08 PM
IRS Tax form 5150 allows for the deduction of expenses incurred to maintain a drug habit, regardless if it's recreational or abusing in nature.
are you serious. if thats true i might become a potthead just so i can get the write-off

travie319
12-15-2005, 03:18 PM
:smokin2: are you serious. if thats true i might become a potthead just so i can get the write-off

SSBRONCS
12-15-2005, 03:21 PM
:smokin2:


does that apply only to potheads or to crackheads too? :jest:

Redneck Z
12-15-2005, 05:02 PM
Ha Ha "5150." Nice tax form #. I thought it was form #420............ :jest:

Kens_02SS
12-15-2005, 07:34 PM
plain and simply isnt the place to be asking that sort of stuff, you think the EPA fags dont roam these boards they are smarter then you think...... but on a better not, if you want to buy some Coke, crank or crack well i got a hook up for you :eek2: :jest:


Must be that 909 area code :guns:

Ryne @ CMS
12-16-2005, 11:35 AM
Must be that 909 area code :guns:
how did you know?? you must have a hook up out here too :secret2:

jrp
12-17-2005, 09:24 PM
Attention Mods:

Can you delete this thread??

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