Eastern Members - Christmas....20 years from now!

We're sitting in the Noyzee garage, and I ask Brad what he got his wife for Christmas.
Brad replys: A Cadilac and a Jaguar.
I Say: Why two cars?
Brad: Well, if she doesn't like that caddy, she can drive the jag. What did you get your wife?
Me: A pair of slippers and a vibrator.
Brad: Thats weird, why'd you get those?
I Say: If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself!

:lol: ;)

:jest:

ROFLMFAO :rotflmao:

haha that was great :)

haha, your fucked.

LMFAO that was great

Hey, that's what I got my wife for X-mass. :jest:

lololol :)

Funny!!!!!!!!!!

Meh. I've read funnier jokes about eggs.

Actually it's more like this:

Brad: well, my dad bought her a Jag and a Caddy

lol :D

MOre power to him. Always better to spend someone else's money. :)

i only work for fun. my dad gives me everything, and pays for everything. i should just stay home and sleep