MY joke for the day!!! LMAO
12-30-2005, 10:05 PM
#1
MY joke for the day!!! LMAO Subject: THE ACCIDENT
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, " Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues,
"And look at this, there's another miracle. My car is completely
demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to
the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back
on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think
I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with them.
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but
amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, " Wow, just look at
our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues,
"And look at this, there's another miracle. My car is completely
demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to
drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to
the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back
on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think
I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with them.
