Racer's Lounge - Crime does pay

Between 2/5/06 and 2/10/06, I purchased $455.78 worth of alcohol for underage drinkers with my discover card while earning 1% cash back on all purchases. That's right. I earned $4.55 by boozing up younglings. Its the crime that pays.



DISCLAIMER I did not purchase alcohol for minors. In fact, alcohol isn't even real. Neither are my friends. They are figments of my imagination I use to entertain myself in-between classes. This whole post is a dirty lie and hypothetical situation. I actually bought soda for little kids whose parents said they cant have any. I'm just hoping someone turns this story into a "Harold and Kumar" type movie where the $4.55 is used to send two ethnically diverse friends into a mischievous adventure because I like to watch movies with friends since I don’t have any.

yeap made a lot of money selling pot in highschool.




*the events described in this thread are purely fictional*

bunch of criminals i tell ya... :judge:

Selling beer to kiddies, small time stuff.

I've been selling guns to felons and children since '93. :devil: I also have a "deal' with a local retirement home to skimp on their food rations to cut us a bigger kick-back. We feed them mush.

<-----Coke mule.


-Mike

I'm starting a 40's for 8 year olds charity.

Between 2/5/06 and 2/10/06, I purchased $455.78 worth of alcohol for underage drinkers with my discover card while earning 1% cash back on all purchases. That's right. I earned $4.55 by boozing up younglings. Its the crime that pays.



DISCLAIMER I did not purchase alcohol for minors. In fact, alcohol isn't even real. Neither are my friends. They are figments of my imagination I use to entertain myself in-between classes. This whole post is a dirty lie and hypothetical situation. I actually bought soda for little kids whose parents said they cant have any. I'm just hoping someone turns this story into a "Harold and Kumar" type movie where the $4.55 is used to send two ethnically diverse friends into a mischievous adventure because I like to watch movies with friends since I don’t have any.

Thats chump change for selling booze to minors..........or so a friend told me. He always gets tips from them, plus the cash back on his card. :jest:

My dad bought beer from a guy when he was 16.

My dad was working with the cops.

Remember that.

When I turn 18 Im going to buy porn and cigarettes for underage kids.

^^ when ever any of my friends turn 18 they become the new cig getter, works out well, that and pr0n.

Every time I go into a gas station alone, I always pick up some beer or something and put it on the counter, like 1 time outta 10 it works..

my family send me on beer runs when we'd have big parties before I was 21 :disgust:

My FRIEND sold fireworks back when he was in high school back in Massachusetts, did very well.

edit: wrong paste!

God I am glad I can buy beer by myself.

I remember in college looking for people to buy me beer. :secret2:

My family made me go buy beer too before I was 21. what was fucked up they knew I drank, I could come home drunk, keep beer in fridge, and take my beer back oput with me, and they tell me pick them up some but yet I could not drink at there house untile i was 21

Its always a pain in the ass to find someone to get beer and shit for me. Especially now since none of my friends trust me alone with alcohol in my apartment... Oh well, a month and a half and I won't have that problem anymore... Though, I usually go out, since I'm on the rugby team... the rookies drink for free at the parties, and the guys all know the bouncers at the bars, so I get in, usually without even having to show ID or pay a cover...

Its always a pain in the ass to find someone to get beer and shit for me. Especially now since none of my friends trust me alone with alcohol in my apartment... Oh well, a month and a half and I won't have that problem anymore... Though, I usually go out, since I'm on the rugby team... the rookies drink for free at the parties, and the guys all know the bouncers at the bars, so I get in, usually without even having to show ID or pay a cover...

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A birdy once told me the best way to make money selling alcohol to minors is to charge a 25% profit. Thats right, for every $100 they give you, buy them 75 bucks of booze. :jest:


***the above was during some crazy dream I had***

A birdy once told me the best way to make money selling alcohol to minors is to charge a 25% profit. Thats right, for every $100 they give you, buy them 75 bucks of booze. :jest:


***the above was during some crazy dream I had***
What a rip off. Im glad all I have to do is be nice to one of my co workers and slip him a dollar or two to get him to sell it to me.

I sell my body for $300 but its not worth near that much...im a scammer

I always tip my buyers or tell them to keep the change. Gee what a nice guy I am. :jest:

I was (in theory) offered cash. I think i could have walked away with +$50, but I figured it was my good deed for the month.

Thanks for reminding me. I need to go get myself a six pack. :)

My dad bought beer from a guy when he was 16.

My dad was working with the cops.

Remember that.

lol...your pops is a snitch

lol...your pops is a snitch

HA, thats the first thing I thought too! You beat me too it. Pops is a rat ass snitch