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Old 03-09-2006, 04:03 PM
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After a hot, hard day's work Joe went into a bar to quench his thirst. He walked up to the bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

The bartender replied, "There's one thing every man has to do here before getting served. You have to tell me the name of your *****."

Joe thought it was a bit silly and asked the bartender what he named his. The bartender said "I named mine Nike ...like you know... just do it!"

So he thought about it for a few minutes then said, "I got one... Secret." The bartender said, "Why Secret?"

Joe said, "Well... it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman."
Old 03-09-2006, 04:43 PM
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Pretty funny, but (no offense) I think you left off part of the joke when I heard it before, something about it being a gay bar or something like that....
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you ruined the entire point of the joke.
now go slam your head against the wall 5 times really hard in succession.
then, find the full joke and post it up to redeam yourself.
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hey that is the joke as I read it ! you want the link ? Whats the fasination with the gay bar ? is this a broke back moment. HAHA j/k


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