View Full Version : who wants a stage 2 ass whoopin


PurEvl
04-24-2006, 01:35 PM
:devil: :secret2: :rolleyes:

steveb
04-24-2006, 01:47 PM
Me first, it would be a good death. :engarde:

badpewter-z
04-24-2006, 01:48 PM
huh? all i hear is a whine ;) the escort needs a good race :emb:

Cyborg
04-24-2006, 02:02 PM
...give some details on the stage 2 Mike...what's it all about? All GM stuff right?

PurEvl
04-24-2006, 02:02 PM
Me first, it would be a good death. :engarde:

lol i dont think my cobalt would beat a modifed vette, not yet anyway :jest:

PurEvl
04-24-2006, 02:02 PM
...give some details on the stage 2 Mike...what's it all about? All GM stuff right?

42lb injectors, small pulley...16psi weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Cyborg
04-24-2006, 02:06 PM
Nice. How do you tune it? When are you doing the rear-drive conversion? :jest:

BrentC5
04-24-2006, 07:30 PM
42 LB inj!! wow the mighty mite wont be fuel starved. Youre going to need better tires running 16.

Slowhawk
04-24-2006, 07:37 PM
Please stop :eyes:

I got this gay ass purple car ready to give you 15lbs :emb:

badpewter-z
04-24-2006, 08:06 PM
Please stop :eyes:

I got this gay ass purple car ready to give you 15lbs :emb:
15lbs vs 16lbs :thinker: seems like a fair race to me :devil:

Rhode Island Red
04-25-2006, 07:20 AM
the only whoopin your gonna do is to your wallet when you get tired of the T-88 and decide to change the setup, oh I guess Don's gonna get whooped by default either way :rotflmao:

My84Z
04-25-2006, 07:34 AM
LOL I want to see the cobalt pimp smack cheesey!

I will take it on also though lol

Tracer X
04-25-2006, 09:00 AM
:jest: Oh boy! Someone please race him, so we don't have to go through months of listening about how fast his car is. :bang: Cheesy, let Don drive your car.

I bet the SS truck will run ya. :)

PurEvl
04-25-2006, 09:40 AM
:jest: Oh boy! Someone please race him, so we don't have to go through months of listening about how fast his car is. :bang: Cheesy, let Don drive your car.

I bet the SS truck will run ya. :)

griffs truck? :jest: :jest: I owned one moron, its not even close.

And why don gotta drive? He could make any car fast, cheesys car he races.

badpewter-z
04-25-2006, 10:09 AM
griffs truck? :jest: :jest: I owned one moron, its not even close.

And why don gotta drive? He could make any car fast, cheesys car he races.
ok you drive cheesy's car dons drives the cobalt :jest:

PurEvl
04-25-2006, 10:12 AM
ok you drive cheesy's car dons drives the cobalt :jest:

I would get killed :jest:

badpewter-z
04-25-2006, 10:31 AM
I would get killed :jest:
then let don drive the hawk ;)

JL ws-6
04-25-2006, 11:16 AM
Wonder how the stage 2 would compare to an 06 wrx...........

PurEvl
04-25-2006, 11:29 AM
Wonder how the stage 2 would compare to an 06 wrx...........

in stock form i have killed wrx's so now it will be nothing at all....now if the sti is what you mean, no way from a dig...but from a roll i got enough power to hang.

8ALTNG
04-25-2006, 11:57 AM
Mike I will race you :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

PurEvl
04-25-2006, 12:17 PM
Mike I will race you :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

already crushed your truck with just 5th...go home sts boy

JL ws-6
04-25-2006, 12:24 PM
in stock form i have killed wrx's so now it will be nothing at all....now if the sti is what you mean, no way from a dig...but from a roll i got enough power to hang.

Have you killed a new 06? Not saying it's fast at all, but the new 06 is not the same car as the 05 back, they have a 2.5 motor not the older 2.0, and there's a big difference, after driving both it's very noticable. 06's have a different nose, don't look like 05's, if you have played with one, you'd know it.

Personally I think the car is god in first gear, after that to me there's nothign all too exciting going on. I did test drive a cobalt ss before buying the wrx, I thought they felt about the same as far as speed, except the subie had tons more traction, and seemed to feel more nimble. Certainly is better then the cobalt would have been in the snow that I'm sure of, the subie went thru 2 feet of unplowed untracked snow when we had that big storm back in jan/feb, with not a single issue, I doubt the cobalt was gonna be up for that... which was the main reson I went with teh subie over the cobalt.

Both fun to drive as a daily though.

PurEvl
04-25-2006, 01:36 PM
Have you killed a new 06? Not saying it's fast at all, but the new 06 is not the same car as the 05 back, they have a 2.5 motor not the older 2.0, and there's a big difference, after driving both it's very noticable. 06's have a different nose, don't look like 05's, if you have played with one, you'd know it.

Personally I think the car is god in first gear, after that to me there's nothign all too exciting going on. I did test drive a cobalt ss before buying the wrx, I thought they felt about the same as far as speed, except the subie had tons more traction, and seemed to feel more nimble. Certainly is better then the cobalt would have been in the snow that I'm sure of, the subie went thru 2 feet of unplowed untracked snow when we had that big storm back in jan/feb, with not a single issue, I doubt the cobalt was gonna be up for that... which was the main reson I went with teh subie over the cobalt.

Both fun to drive as a daily though.

subie is no doubt a better winter car...stock cobalts trap 101...go by that..not sure what the 06 subi does? mph is a good indicator of overall speed. Getting them to 60' is another story an can hold nothing against an awd subi. The one i raced had aftermarket lights an other things so im not sure. I dont think the kid could afford the new one though.

JL ws-6
04-25-2006, 01:53 PM
NOt sure then which year it was. the new ones the nose is all different, looks more like a legacy from the fron then the boxy looking WRX of old. I don't know how much faster it is then the old ones, only know that I test drove a 2005 leftover and the new one, and I drove a 05 STI trade in, the new one felt as fast as 05 sti, and they wanted less $ for a brand new car then they did an 05 STI with 3900 miles on it, and both these were faster feeling then the 05 wrx leftover that the delaer had... so the choice was easy. As for how fast it is, I have no idea. I absolutely refuse to take it to a track and ever find out, let alone do anything other then reg. maintenance to it.... I have one car to play with and that's enough. With the way it's looking, I'll ned up having my garage up before the $ together for the new motor for the transam, and if that ends up beign the case, the transam is going to get pushed into the garage, and probably won't come out for a couple years, but when it does... clear the way LOL. If the garage goes up first, About 1/2 an hour after the garage floor sealer stuff dries, I'll have my roll away in the garage, and about 5 minutes after that the transam will be in there, and about a week later, it will be a bare shell going in for a cage.. and I have a feeling that about 500 lbs of stuff will get left out when it goes back together... if I ever get it back together.

PurEvl
04-25-2006, 02:10 PM
06 wrx is 230 hp an over 3100 pounds...06 cobalts(ungodly underrated..low dynos have been 215-220 at the wheel) some are putting out more then 230 at the wheel an weigh 2910. Should be a close race stock for stock.

Also they are going 13.8, 13.9 average but at 97-98mph...there are cobalts in the same range with horrible 60'. I think it would be a drivers race stock for stock

Mr. B
04-25-2006, 02:16 PM
:devil: :secret2: :rolleyes:

Now THIS is a Stage TWO:

http://www.musclemotors.com/greygoose1/P2010013.jpg

http://www.musclemotors.com/greygoose1/100-0005_MVI.AVI

http://www.musclemotors.com/rides/greygoose/757%20pass%202.wmv

:drive:

BADFNZ-383
04-25-2006, 04:12 PM
griffs truck? :jest: :jest: I owned one moron, its not even close.

umm are you calling me out? :confused:

remember too, you had a tank AWD truck that fell on its face at 60mph.

o yea, i only race for money, so give me a call if you can scrounge up some loose change or somethin.

JL ws-6
04-25-2006, 04:20 PM
06 wrx is 230 hp an over 3100 pounds...06 cobalts(ungodly underrated..low dynos have been 215-220 at the wheel) some are putting out more then 230 at the wheel an weigh 2910. Should be a close race stock for stock.

Also they are going 13.8, 13.9 average but at 97-98mph...there are cobalts in the same range with horrible 60'. I think it would be a drivers race stock for stock


Funny, I just looked it up myself, found the same thign to be true. if I ever get the urge to spice it up a little, I'll get teh catless up pipe, down pipe, good catback for it, a set of injectors and a fuel pump, the oversized top mount ( for simplicity reasons ) and a boost controller, and we can go play. I figure by the time I ever do any of that, you'll probably have nitrous on your cobalt, so it will be a close race again. But, like i said, i ahve one car to monkey with, this one will never see more then a new air filter and oil changes... and brakes/tires as nessassary.

Too bad you already modded that thing up, would have been a fun race stock for stock.

PurEvl
04-25-2006, 06:33 PM
umm are you calling me out? :confused:

remember too, you had a tank AWD truck that fell on its face at 60mph.

o yea, i only race for money, so give me a call if you can scrounge up some loose change or somethin.


$5000 this weekend see you there bitchnoodle

davered00ss
04-25-2006, 06:53 PM
umm are you calling me out? :confused:

remember too, you had a tank AWD truck that fell on its face at 60mph.

o yea, i only race for money, so give me a call if you can scrounge up some loose change or somethin.


I found $1.35 under the seats of the SS. Going to NED friday night. :jest:

davered00ss
04-25-2006, 06:54 PM
Griff, Is your car together?

eastcoastbumps
04-25-2006, 07:16 PM
Wanna race my WRX? ;)

BADFNZ-383
04-25-2006, 07:35 PM
I bet the SS truck will run ya.

fuckin marcel. its always one of your comments that sparks shit between me and mike. one of these days mike is gonna get seriously hurt and its gonna be completely your fault



$5000 this weekend see you there bitchnoodle

as for you there ovarycurtain, ill be at metalfest this weekend, so you can hold on to your money until next week some time. just enough time for me to get 2 stages of something to even things out :jest:



dave, car aint together yet, but all the parts are here, or are on their way. hopefully by the end of next month it will be running. then it will still need to go out for the cage. so it probably wont be completely together until mid-summer

Z28_Ninja
04-25-2006, 08:01 PM
fuckin marcel. its always one of your comments that sparks shit between me and mike. one of these days mike is gonna get seriously hurt and its gonna be completely your fault





as for you there ovarycurtain, ill be at metalfest this weekend, so you can hold on to your money until next week some time. just enough time for me to get 2 stages of something to even things out :jest:



dave, car aint together yet, but all the parts are here, or are on their way. hopefully by the end of next month it will be running. then it will still need to go out for the cage. so it probably wont be completely together until mid-summer

you dont need a cage, just tell them it is stock. just has a tornado on it :jest:

lilstephsls1
04-25-2006, 09:02 PM
Hey Mike, if any of your stock parts are on the market let me know, my 06 LT is coming in within 2 weeks :D

PurEvl
04-26-2006, 08:40 AM
Wanna race my WRX? ;)

sure 1000 bucks....i will get the camaro ready

'02 SLP#686
04-26-2006, 11:44 AM
How about the SER??? It has a K&N!!!
Going to Don's on Saturday?... I'll run you against the "1 wheel peel" SS :jest:

PurEvl
04-26-2006, 01:56 PM
How about the SER??? It has a K&N!!!
Going to Don's on Saturday?... I'll run you against the "1 wheel peel" SS :jest:

1 wheel peel? Not me...i paid 1500 for a limited slip...full dual peel :jest:

'02 SLP#686
04-26-2006, 02:02 PM
No... I paid $300 for a "1 Wheel Peel" rear for my car!
I'll show up with 3 skinnies and 1 ET Street! :judge:

PurEvl
04-26-2006, 02:24 PM
No... I paid $300 for a "1 Wheel Peel" rear for my car!
I'll show up with 3 skinnies and 1 ET Street! :judge:

LOL I would crack up :jest:

ButtaballZ28
04-26-2006, 04:34 PM
oh mike you don't want none of the SER....I have a K&N as well :jest:

8ALTNG
04-26-2006, 07:14 PM
already crushed your truck with just 5th...go home sts boy
Whatever. That was with Don babyin it. Just wait........

eastcoastbumps
04-26-2006, 08:56 PM
sure 1000 bucks....i will get the camaro ready

So you're taking the 'stage 2 ass whoopin' off the table?

anthonyz281999
04-27-2006, 03:25 AM
So you're taking the 'stage 2 ass whoopin' off the table?

is ur wrx afraid of a slow camaro :eyes:

Tracer X
04-27-2006, 08:09 AM
is ur wrx afraid of a slow camaro :eyes:

It kinda seems to me that the cobalt calls out people then runs away, if anyone shows up! :jest:

badpewter-z
04-27-2006, 08:12 AM
It kinda seems to me that the cobalt calls out people then runs away, if anyone shows up! :jest:
yea big brother will always help him out on the close ones :drive:

Tracer X
04-27-2006, 08:15 AM
So the title should say "Anyone ready for a stage 2 ass whoopin, unless you have a slight chance of beating me." :jest:

PurEvl
04-27-2006, 08:29 AM
So the title should say "Anyone ready for a stage 2 ass whoopin, unless you have a slight chance of beating me." :jest:

kids wrx is modded to the nines and all aftermarket...mines all factory crap minus the injen intake...so i see it as heavy mod to heavy mod...not factory warrantied parts vs everything under the sun. Besides i cant laucnch the cobalt without tire hop damage. The camaro i dont have to launch, i will have a cup of coffee while he goes for a bit. Apparently the hero in the wrx didnt see my rolleyes meaning sarcasm...ya my cobalt kicks ass when i have a 1000hp camaro at home :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes: :eyes:

And marcel..me an you contour vs cobalt 100 bucks saturday, way to open up a can of worms big mouth...now your gonna pay.

Tracer X
04-27-2006, 08:35 AM
The contour is ready!! I changed my oil 2 months ago! So it should be about even. :jest:

But you have to beat the SS truck first, cause we were pretty even, with me edging him out by a nose.

badpewter-z
04-27-2006, 08:57 AM
the contour has injen too :)

F-Bobby
04-27-2006, 10:37 AM
i aint skurred of no cobalt. Tpi Low end Pwnz joo!!! after the 60' its all you lol.

PurEvl
04-27-2006, 10:47 AM
i aint skurred of no cobalt. Tpi Low end Pwnz joo!!! after the 60' its all you lol.

might be more...first 60 im still trying to find my teeth :jest:

eastcoastbumps
04-27-2006, 07:42 PM
Apparently the hero in the wrx didnt see my rolleyes meaning sarcasm...

Everyone (myself included) is all talk on the forums, because thats all we can do is talk and talk BS. I knew you weren't really asking for a race and I wasn't being serious when I asked if you wanted to race my WRX. Maybe we could take a step back and realize this talk is all in good fun.

The Cobalt SS is a hot ticket. Its a sweet daily driver that can probably put the hurt on more than 90% of other 4 bangers. But posting on here asking for a race? Come on, I know you're not serious.

BADFNZ-383
04-27-2006, 07:54 PM
The contour is ready!! I changed my oil 2 months ago! So it should be about even. :jest:

But you have to beat the SS truck first, cause we were pretty even, with me edging him out by a nose.

he already took the SS truck on once in the denali and got spanked. i dont think he wants to face humiliation again. its like me askin for another race against the contour. i want no more of that beast

Speedy0009
04-27-2006, 10:43 PM
You guys are too much. . . . :engarde:

I am gonna have to get out to Don's and check in with the crew. . . it's been a while!! :emb:

Slowhawk
04-28-2006, 05:00 AM
You guys are too much. . . . :engarde:

I am gonna have to get out to Don's and check in with the crew. . . it's been a while!! :emb:

Good luck,nobody will be there. No more car work on saturdays.

Speedy0009
04-28-2006, 06:59 AM
Good luck,nobody will be there. No more car work on saturdays.


Really?? How come??

Tracer X
04-28-2006, 07:59 AM
its like me askin for another race against the contour. i want no more of that beast

Damn Skippy!! :jest: I'm thinking of putting on triple electric cutouts on the contour. It'd work like a boost controller does, so I can manage the torque of the Z-tec. :emb:

badpewter-z
04-28-2006, 08:04 AM
Really?? How come??
relief day and enjoy the weekends w/o working like he should :)

Tracer X
04-28-2006, 08:10 AM
relief day and enjoy the weekends w/o working like he should :)

EXACTLY!! It's about damn time too! I'm sure Keith and I will be doing some side jobs if anyone needs anything. But it'll be about $120/hr 3hr minimum payment. The HC King has a cage to buy!! :jest: So if anyone needs anything done, make sure you bring cash. :)

PurEvl
04-28-2006, 08:36 AM
griff...your dead you cumsponge...i got all these weird parts at my house yet my car is way to powerful for such pussy equipment, whos could it be?

badpewter-z
04-28-2006, 08:40 AM
EXACTLY!! It's about damn time too! I'm sure Keith and I will be doing some side jobs if anyone needs anything. But it'll be about $120/hr 3hr minimum payment. The HC King has a cage to buy!! :jest: So if anyone needs anything done, make sure you bring cash. :)
hell yea man !
i think next week we may run a special any oil change or tune up only $950.00
one day only!!!!!!!!!!!! oh and dont forget they still buy lunch too ;)

not like its not supporting a good cause right and you need your jacket :)

Tracer X
04-28-2006, 09:22 AM
;) Stupid Jacket!

Step right up!! Step right up!! Have your oil changed by racers who run in the 11s. We use nothing but the best stuff and our customer service is great!! If you want to have the potential to be as fast, let us do your oil change for $950 SPECIAL ONE DAY ONLY PRICE. It'll be the best mod you've ever done!

PurEvl
04-28-2006, 09:29 AM
her marcel what were your first couple runs?

Tracer X
04-28-2006, 12:26 PM
LOL! well one was like 16.x cause my clutch let go. Then there was the time I missed the gas pedal... :emb: but I won't go into details about that. But after all that other stuff was out of the way, I was in the 11's. With 11.49 at 125 being my best. At least this morning my clutch didn't smell. :jest:

An if you ever decide to go NA with your 408 again, you should have an oil change by us. You'd see a HUGE difference. :engarde:

badpewter-z
04-28-2006, 12:45 PM
um i think it was 17.1 but there was a nice clutch cloud half track :jest: and mike we can go 850 for ya :)

edit actully you know what the Z isnt an issue but that cobalt filter is definetly a 950 job ;)

F-Bobby
04-28-2006, 01:11 PM
hey ive got two 3rd gens do you guys charge extra cause they are so old and rusty?

F-Bobby
04-28-2006, 01:12 PM
Good luck,nobody will be there. No more car work on saturdays.

what about people just cmong down to hang out? will there be any of that? lol

PurEvl
04-28-2006, 01:25 PM
im prettry sure don didnt mean we werent hanging out :jest: hes not working on cars is what he meant. Also we may go places to play mini golf or a drive to the cape. We like to be humans too...the man has gone over 100 hours a week for months now.

Bobby call me before you head down in case we are at a bar or somewhere else an i can tell you were to meet us thats all

BADFNZ-383
04-28-2006, 04:09 PM
griff...your dead you cumsponge...i got all these weird parts at my house yet my car is way to powerful for such pussy equipment, whos could it be?

WTF, im so fuckin sick of people logging in under my name. its getting real fuckin old real quick. i dont know who it is mike, but im gonna look deeper into this and make sure it never happens again. lets just make sure nothing happens to those parts now, alright buddy, thanks.

PurEvl
04-29-2006, 10:59 AM
WTF, im so fuckin sick of people logging in under my name. its getting real fuckin old real quick. i dont know who it is mike, but im gonna look deeper into this and make sure it never happens again. lets just make sure nothing happens to those parts now, alright buddy, thanks.
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