Dave68RT

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today, i was at school and looked down at my fender well and noticed something brown like dirt. I took a closer look and got some off, smelled it, and it was brownies. I of course washed my truck today when i got home and got it all off, but it just got me thinking what everyone else has found on there truck that wouldn't usually be on the road?

BizZzatch350

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Ky...

MrBill97396

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Helped a guy I worked with scrape a dove that flew to close on the highway off the tank on a truck. It was a CO2 truck so it was a big object the worst part of it was the trucks are white

mailman2000

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puss juice!

MrBill97396

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only if it was put there without your assistance

slayer_taunu

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i ran over a can of caulking foam with my old 88... never got it all off the underside of the car.

SlowTA

a human body

BizZzatch350

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baby killer

alexf20c

i hit a turkey vulture at about 140mph once... we weren't so much scraping off the bird, as we were ripping off loose pieces of bumper, car and radiator

Brian2006

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try running over an armadillo

MrBill97396

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only one ? You Quitter

ulySSes

My car was sitting sitting in the garage covered for about 6-8 weeks. I was waiting on two replacement iForged wheels. Everyonce in a while when I'd go out there to open the hood and start it, I'd notice pecan shells and whole pecans on my intake. I was thinking WTF. One day, I went outside to talk on the phone and I noticed a squirrel run out from underneath my car. Apparently it was using my engine bay to store nuts.

Nothing a shop vac and leaf blower didn't take care of.

orangeapeel

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Condom off the back bumper. Don't worry. I sprayed it off and all the way down the street with the hose....as far as it would reach.

alexf20c

at 140mph, i think it would do the same amount of damage. a turkey vulture isnt exactly small

MrBill97396

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Smell is ALOT different though.

|Drew|

an SLR rocketed some rubbery/tar-like skeet piece of matter on the M3 hood. Never figured out what it was...

Reject

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not on my car, but some homeboys where putting clear gel (the one in the squeeze bottle) all over this bitch that we dindt like. all over her door handle. priceless.

gee wonder what the clear gel was suppost to be... hmmmm

LawHorn

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Pizza Ninjas on 6th street

chupr0kabra

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Buddy of mine was driving down to the King Ranch to do some hunting. WIDE OPEN field to the left, WIDE OPEN field to the right, when a deer comes charging out and T-boned his new truck (GMC 1500 with the Duramax and the Allison tranny). Craziest ******* thing I ever saw.


-Mike

Genesis_26317

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The deer t-boned him huh, what GREAT timing for him.