The Importance of Sphincter Control...
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cannot be stressed enough when attempting something like this.
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Originally Posted by Will Clark
A couple sparks land on his ***, he panics/clenches, and gets his ******* welded shut as a result.
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haha, my senior year football trip we went camping and some jackasses brought about $300 in fireworks. One of the biggest roided up kids on the team (just think of the guy from waterboy thats all cross eyed and has the funny laugh) thought it would be funny to do that too. Tried his luck with one it flew out, tried doing two at the same time...both got stuck, one of the funniest things I've ever seen in my life. What the hell is up with the one kid holding his legs back? F' that if my pants were down and I were shooting a bottle rocket out of my *** I would not want some other dude holding my legs like that.
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I can just hear the old lady across the street.
"Honey, jefferys lighting exlosives from his *** again. Should I get the hose?"
you think if a cop rolled up at the moment he'd even bother asking "so, what's goin on here?" I don't think I'd even stop. Looks like lesson was learned. That had to freakin hurt.
"Honey, jefferys lighting exlosives from his *** again. Should I get the hose?"
you think if a cop rolled up at the moment he'd even bother asking "so, what's goin on here?" I don't think I'd even stop. Looks like lesson was learned. That had to freakin hurt.