Just in time for Hurricane Season Early Bird Special
06-14-2006, 04:04 PM
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Just in time for Hurricane Season Early Bird Special Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit
Sent to me by many readers, here is the Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit.
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit:
Mustard........................................... ..check
Cheetos........................................... ...check
Toilet Paper........................................check
Bud Light...........................................ch eck
Keystone Ice........................................check
Budweiser......................................... .check
Red Dog.............................................ch eck
Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check
Sheet of plywood or door on which to float your
booze (and chick)...................................check
( To insure that all segments of society receive Fair and Equal Opportunity Disaster-Preparedness Training, this checklist also appears in an easy-to-follow photographic format for the benefit of the less-than-literate):
Sent to me by many readers, here is the Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit.
Redneck Hurricane Survival Kit:
Mustard........................................... ..check
Cheetos........................................... ...check
Toilet Paper........................................check
Bud Light...........................................ch eck
Keystone Ice........................................check
Budweiser......................................... .check
Red Dog.............................................ch eck
Misc. other bottles of alcohol......................check
Sheet of plywood or door on which to float your
booze (and chick)...................................check
( To insure that all segments of society receive Fair and Equal Opportunity Disaster-Preparedness Training, this checklist also appears in an easy-to-follow photographic format for the benefit of the less-than-literate):
06-14-2006, 04:38 PM
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i **** myself every time i see that pic. that crack ***** is giving her old man the ****......and he puts his hand up like......i ain't lisnin to you, woman....
classic
classic
i needed a morning laugh 
