Street Racing & Kill Stories - I was so wrong for messing with an LS1
06-14-2006, 04:36 PM
The other day I was in my seriously homosexual Audi TT :gay: and I came across a holy righteous Camaro :hail: powered by the God appointed LS1 motor. How dare I even look at this car as I am not worthy of it. The holy driver who is really manly is sitting with his woman. They are so godly, and my pitiful homosexual self is in my gay car beside them. Some of us lower lives sin at times, and my sin was deciding on challenging the Lord's children in this righteous car of God. I am now at a stoplight with them and when the light turns green I floor the pedal as hard as I can. The manly child of God in the holier than thou Camaro with his Eve immediately sees the sin I am committing. I hear the engine of virtue power up and in a few seconds the Camaro put over 100 car lengths on me. It was over that fast. The man and his woman then pork in front of my homosexual sinful self. I was very wrong for daring to messing with them. Please forgive the error my ways holy righteous LS1 drivers. You all are way too holy for me, and I worship you. :hail:
06-14-2006, 04:50 PM
you just made my day buddy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
06-14-2006, 04:51 PM
well, that was well put, i guess :confused: the screen name works too!
Bryan @ Speed Inc.
06-14-2006, 04:55 PM
yea but what's the motive?! haha
06-14-2006, 05:19 PM
He probably got beat by a TT and this is how he is rebuilding his masculinity. :jest:
06-14-2006, 05:23 PM
Sorry I don't even know why I posted this.... I was just really bored. The above never happened and I dont even drive a Audi TT.
06-14-2006, 05:24 PM
LS1= Is god not way around that
Who is Budda=LS1
Who is jesus= Can even compare the LS1 to him
Who is Alia= Ls1 of course
LS1 is god is every shape, you should be so blessed to be beat by such a strong pulling monster, nothing on earth can beat it NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(In a dieing yell)
06-14-2006, 05:24 PM
i guess 25psi changed his screen name....
2 FASST SS
06-14-2006, 06:53 PM
:jest: This is really amusing. Nice story though you have to admit...
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