Yet Another Chuck Norris Fact
07-18-2006, 01:57 PM
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Yet Another Chuck Norris Fact Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Denver Nationals last weekend without a car. His ET was of course 0.00..... 
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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/randomquote/quote.php
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Chuck Norris's ***** is so big that it has its own *****. And that ***** is still bigger than yours! 
Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light..............................except pink.............Tom Cruise invented pink!
Chuck Norris invented the color black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light..............................except pink.............Tom Cruise invented pink!
