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Love poem from a Man

Of course I love you darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word.

So your bums on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab.

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell you I don't care
So long as when I cuddle you
I can get my hands round there.

No woman who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know you did your best.

I'm tellin you the truth now
I never tell you lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on your thighs.

I swear on me grannies grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you were as good
As I was ever gonna get.

No matter what you look like
I'll always love you dear
Now shut up while the Racings on
And get me another beer.

:cheers:

That's a good one Steph. :jest: I think I'd be in the dog house if I gave that to Jackie.

Bill

So, was that inspired by the conversation you and Ellis had while watching the nationals? ;)

WOW... that just brought a tear to my eye. very nice

Good one Steph! :jest: Tho if I had said that to Linda I wouldn't see her for a couple days.....it would take that long for the swelling to go down so I could open my eyes.

:jest: Nice!

So, was that inspired by the conversation you and Ellis had while watching the nationals? ;)

:engarde:

:lol:

I'm actually lucky...Sometimes he brings ME the beer :D (or in our case, Margarita's or Mike's)

:engarde:

:lol:

I'm actually lucky...Sometimes he brings ME the beer :D (or in our case, Margarita's or Mike's)

Ellis = :whip:

Ellis = :whip:


I know what side of the bed I sleep on..MINE! when ever she lets me ;)

Too Funny!!! :rotflmao:

that was good.



Ron

Good one Steph! :jest: Tho if I had said that to Linda I wouldn't see her for a couple days.....it would take that long for the swelling to go down so I could open my eyes.

That was a great visual! :jest:

Good post Steph. :judge: :jest:

A man gets home from work and sits down in his lazy chair in front of the TV and says to his wife,
"Get me a beer before it starts!"
Fifteen minute's later he says to her.
"Get me another beer before it starts!"
A few minute's later he again asked for a beer .
"Don't you think you have had enough?" His wife complained "It hasn't been a half hour since you've been home and you have already had 2 beers! You're nothing but a drunken lazy couch potato!"
The husband roll's his eyes "And so it starts!" he moan's!

A man gets home from work and sits down in his lazy chair in front of the TV and says to his wife,
"Get me a beer before it starts!"
Fifteen minute's later he says to her.
"Get me another beer before it starts!"
A few minute's later he again asked for a beer .
"Don't you think you have had enough?" His wife complained "It hasn't been a half hour since you've been home and you have already had 2 beers! You're nothing but a drunken lazy couch potato!"
The husband roll's his eyes "And so it starts!" he moan's!

LMAO:jest: