How to Make a Woman Happy ????

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 08-11-2006, 08:27 AM
  #1  
TECH Enthusiast
Thread Starter
 
JETG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: H-town
Posts: 541
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default How to Make a Woman Happy ????

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
************************************************** *****
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food (optional, but a big plus)
Old 08-11-2006, 08:33 AM
  #2  
TECH Resident
 
camracingah's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Texas...that says it all
Posts: 754
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts

Default

I love it.
Old 08-11-2006, 08:52 AM
  #3  
TECH Fanatic
iTrader: (6)
 
lt197formula's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Buda, Texas
Posts: 1,070
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post

Default

thats great
Old 08-11-2006, 09:18 AM
  #4  
TECH Addict
iTrader: (10)
 
MrBill97396's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: TheNew home of the Cowboys
Posts: 2,339
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts

Default

Very funny and Damn if it is not the absolute 100% truth
Thread of the week IMO
Old 08-11-2006, 09:55 AM
  #5  
TECH Enthusiast
Thread Starter
 
JETG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: H-town
Posts: 541
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Ya I thought it was funny, so I posted it. Found it on another forum.

J
Old 08-11-2006, 10:39 AM
  #6  
TECH Resident
iTrader: (7)
 
irbs's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: DFW, Texas
Posts: 886
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I think most guys are missing number 20. a good listener.
Old 08-11-2006, 10:52 AM
  #7  
TECH Apprentice
 
Latin-Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Texas
Posts: 361
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

aint that the truth!!
Old 08-11-2006, 11:01 AM
  #8  
TECH Enthusiast
iTrader: (3)
 
2KnbmTA's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Tomball, Texas
Posts: 565
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

thats hilarious. if women could only understand how easy it is to make us happy. they act like we're confusing.
Old 08-11-2006, 01:35 PM
  #9  
TECH Resident
 
the predator's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: sugar land, TX
Posts: 785
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts

Default



also, dont ever show you have an interest in anything but her, especially cars! because then you love your car more than her?
Old 08-11-2006, 01:40 PM
  #10  
TECH Fanatic
iTrader: (5)
 
MESS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: HURST, TX
Posts: 1,171
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts

Default

#50 gets me every time!
Old 08-11-2006, 01:42 PM
  #11  
TECH Fanatic
iTrader: (4)
 
osvaldo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: houston
Posts: 1,386
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

this is so freaking true! men are simple, and chicks still get it so FU**ing wrong!
Old 08-13-2006, 06:48 PM
  #12  
Teching In
 
HaTeR's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: TEXAS
Posts: 2
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Awesome post.
Old 08-13-2006, 07:39 PM
  #13  
TECH Fanatic
iTrader: (3)
 
2002C5COUPE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Alvin, TX
Posts: 1,057
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

BUT, if you do all of that stuff,she'll get bored with you because you're not a challenge. Then she'll dump you.
Old 08-13-2006, 08:39 PM
  #14  
Staging Lane
 
msb184's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Texas,U.S.A.
Posts: 62
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Smile Wife

I liked it so much I printed one for my wife. Not sure how many rules that violated. Hope she doesn't become PLANTIFF #3.
Old 08-13-2006, 09:13 PM
  #15  
TECH Apprentice
iTrader: (37)
 
95 N2OT/A's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 371
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

don't forget diamonds!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohhhhh, wait that fits under the rich part!!!
Old 08-13-2006, 09:14 PM
  #16  
9 Second Club
iTrader: (17)
 
JMBLOWNWS6's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Braunfels ,Tx
Posts: 4,997
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts

Default

Footer FTW? LOL
Old 08-13-2006, 09:42 PM
  #17  
Banned
iTrader: (4)
 
skipperbisket's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: FTW, TX
Posts: 2,665
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

there is not one single bit of truth to that list. the way to make a woman happy is a trick question. it is IMPOSSIBLE to make a woman happy. they are never satisfied with ANYTHING, and diamonds just shut them up temporarily.
Old 08-13-2006, 11:56 PM
  #18  
TECH Senior Member
iTrader: (18)
 
DONAIMIAN's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: NW Houston, TX
Posts: 10,036
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts

Default

thats the troof
Old 08-14-2006, 09:02 AM
  #19  
TECH Enthusiast
Thread Starter
 
JETG's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: H-town
Posts: 541
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Glad yall enjoyed it, I thought it was pretty funny, and partly true to form.

J
Old 08-14-2006, 02:17 PM
  #20  
TECH Senior Member
iTrader: (24)
 
Reject's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 9,197
Received 4 Likes on 3 Posts

Default

#15 gosh darn



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 01:30 AM.