Joke for Tuesday
08-15-2006, 03:51 PM
#1
Joke for Tuesday A man walks to 5th Ave. &42nd St. during a downpour and somehow
manages to get a taxi immediately. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie
says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Sheldon."
"Who?"
"Sheldon Cohen. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my cab
being vacant during a rainstorm. It would have happened like that for
Sheldon every single time."
"Well, no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over
everybody", stated the passenger.
"Not Sheldon. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro
tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone
and danced like a Broadway star. He was more handsome and sophisticated than
Cary Grant. He had a better body than Arnold in his prime. He was something.
Somehow Sheldon just knew exactly how to make women happy. He had a memory
like a computer; could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about
wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a
fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out."
"Wow, incredible, no wonder you remember him!"
"Well, I never actually met Sheldon."
"Then how do you know so much about him?"
"After he died, I married his wife."
manages to get a taxi immediately. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie
says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Sheldon."
"Who?"
"Sheldon Cohen. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my cab
being vacant during a rainstorm. It would have happened like that for
Sheldon every single time."
"Well, no one is perfect. There are always a few clouds over
everybody", stated the passenger.
"Not Sheldon. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro
tour in tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone
and danced like a Broadway star. He was more handsome and sophisticated than
Cary Grant. He had a better body than Arnold in his prime. He was something.
Somehow Sheldon just knew exactly how to make women happy. He had a memory
like a computer; could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about
wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a
fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out."
"Wow, incredible, no wonder you remember him!"
"Well, I never actually met Sheldon."
"Then how do you know so much about him?"
"After he died, I married his wife."
