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10-18-2006, 07:24 PM
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joke of the day GO GIT CHA MOMMA
>
>A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in
>a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
>strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by
>almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
>that could move apart and then slide back together again.
>
>The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"
>The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno.
>I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no
>idea'r what it is."
>
>While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
>lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
>button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a
>small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
>small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
>
>They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
>numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up
>again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped
>out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly
>to his son, "Boy..................go git cha Momma...............
>
>A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in
>a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were
>strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by
>almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls
>that could move apart and then slide back together again.
>
>The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?"
>The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno.
>I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no
>idea'r what it is."
>
>While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
>lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a
>button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a
>small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the
>small circular number above the walls light up sequentially.
>
>They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
>numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up
>again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped
>out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly
>to his son, "Boy..................go git cha Momma...............
