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01-13-2007, 11:55 PM
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came up with this one on my way to an F-body club meeting tonight...
Even number walks into a store
store is managed by an odd number
Even number buys some 1s and 0s and goes to pay... hands the odd number his money but he doesn't have enough
the store manager (an odd number) replies "You're a BIT short"
I thought it was funny
(original version I thought of was
what's the difference between an odd number and an even number?
one BIT!
)
Even number walks into a store
store is managed by an odd number
Even number buys some 1s and 0s and goes to pay... hands the odd number his money but he doesn't have enough
the store manager (an odd number) replies "You're a BIT short"
I thought it was funny
(original version I thought of was
what's the difference between an odd number and an even number?
one BIT!
)
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01-20-2007, 11:11 PM
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long but kinda funny
Dr. Seuss Explains Computers
If a Packet Hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then the situation's hopeless and your systems gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.
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If a Packet Hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then the situation's hopeless and your systems gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.
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01-21-2007, 11:04 PM
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TTT: quickly reviewed all threads, seems ok (distracted due to DA BEARS aka SUPERBOWL XLI CHAMPS!)
if anyone has issues w/any threads prior to this post please report them and they'll be reviewed ASAP
if anyone has issues w/any threads prior to this post please report them and they'll be reviewed ASAP
01-25-2007, 11:18 PM
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DA BEARS!
ACCT 405 sux (especially since I haven't slept since 7am thursday morning ! glad no moderator intervention was required... cause I'm cranky!)
ACCT 405 sux (especially since I haven't slept since 7am thursday morning ! glad no moderator intervention was required... cause I'm cranky!
)
01-27-2007, 12:41 AM
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DA BEARS!
ESPN rated worst QB in SB history
ESPN rated most overrated player in NFL (Urlacher)
ESPN rated to lose against New Orleans
ESPN rated to lose against the Colts
My rated Superbowl XLI champs
ESPN rated worst QB in SB history
ESPN rated most overrated player in NFL (Urlacher)
ESPN rated to lose against New Orleans
ESPN rated to lose against the Colts
My rated Superbowl XLI champs
01-27-2007, 11:41 PM
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DA BEARS!
also Smokin Aces is pretty good... definetly a movie I need to see twice (but not at movie theater prices) to fully comprehend... strong chance of a sequel
also Smokin Aces is pretty good... definetly a movie I need to see twice (but not at movie theater prices) to fully comprehend... strong chance of a sequel
01-30-2007, 11:03 PM
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DA BEARS!
and ACCT405 still sux... tenured prof but I can't get ahold of him... cause he must have so many other better things to do than his job :/
and ACCT405 still sux... tenured prof but I can't get ahold of him... cause he must have so many other better things to do than his job :/
02-08-2007, 12:29 AM
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DA BEARS blew it 
INFS 401 and ACCT 405 are leaving me rather stressed though... so please don't cause problems... I may respond more harshly than normal...
INFS 401 and ACCT 405 are leaving me rather stressed though... so please don't cause problems... I may respond more harshly than normal...