If easily offended, don't read JOKE!!
02-08-2007, 01:53 PM
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If easily offended, don't read JOKE!! THis little boy and his Grandfather went fishing one day.
As they were sitting in the boat out in the middle of the lake, The grandpa Lit up a Cigaritte. The grandson said Hey grandpa, can I have one of those????
The grandpa looked at him and said,
Well can your dick touch your *******??
The grandson said Well No!!!!
The grandpa said well then theres your answer.
Well about an hour later The grandpa pulled out a Ice cold beer out of the Cooler, and Cracked it open and took a long drink.
The grandson said Hey can I have one of those???
The grandpa then replied, Can your dick touch your *******???
The Grandson said I guess I can't have one. huh?
Well It became the end of the day and they got there gear into the truck and Started for home.
A little ways down the road the Grandson took out a bag of cookies.
THe grandpa looked over and Asked Can I have one of those????
The grandson said can your dick touch your *******???
The Grandpa said why yes it can Grandson...
The little boy said..... WELL THEN GO **** YOURSELF CAUSE GRANDMA MADE THESE FOR ME!!!
As they were sitting in the boat out in the middle of the lake, The grandpa Lit up a Cigaritte. The grandson said Hey grandpa, can I have one of those????
The grandpa looked at him and said,
Well can your dick touch your *******??
The grandson said Well No!!!!
The grandpa said well then theres your answer.
Well about an hour later The grandpa pulled out a Ice cold beer out of the Cooler, and Cracked it open and took a long drink.
The grandson said Hey can I have one of those???
The grandpa then replied, Can your dick touch your *******???
The Grandson said I guess I can't have one. huh?
Well It became the end of the day and they got there gear into the truck and Started for home.
A little ways down the road the Grandson took out a bag of cookies.
THe grandpa looked over and Asked Can I have one of those????
The grandson said can your dick touch your *******???
The Grandpa said why yes it can Grandson...
The little boy said..... WELL THEN GO **** YOURSELF CAUSE GRANDMA MADE THESE FOR ME!!!
02-09-2007, 02:52 AM
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this one seems to go with that...
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don"t I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don"t I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
